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Alphonse Cunningham
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DEXTERITY X X X X X X X X X X [/TD][TD]
STRENGTH X X X X X X X X X X [/TD][TD]
INTELLIGENCE X X X X X X X X X X [/TD][TD]
WISDOM X X X X X X X X X X [/TD][TD]
CONSTITUTION X X X X X X X X X X [/TD][TD]
CHARISMA X X X X X X X X X X [/TD][/TR1]
[TR1][TD]
AGE: [Unknown] [/TD][TD]
DISTINGUISHING MARKS: [None] [/TD][TD]
PLANET OF BIRTH: [A lab on Naboo] [/TD][TD]
WEIGHT: [150] [/TD][TD]
HEIGHT: [6' 6''] [/TD][TD]
FORCE SENSITIVE? [Absolutely] [/TD][/TR1]
[FANCYBOX2]Personality[/FANCYBOX2]
What can I say? I'm a gentleman. I save ladies from the tyrannical clutches of their captors, whether they are Tuskan Raiders, Jedi, or foolish Rebels. [light-hearted chuckle]In battle, I enjoy toying with my prey, but I will not disclose any more. A magician cannot reveal his secrets. I am quite relaxed outside of battle. I enjoy a nice cup of tea, and silence, although chatter seldom irks me. [sips tea calmly]Some may approach me fearfully, as I saw you do, however you should not be frightened of me... unless you have something to hide. I can see right through people. What can I say? It's almost as though I'm...[leans in and whispers]...psychic![chuckles and leans back, crossing his legs as he does so]I do not take lies kindly, though I throw in the occasional aspersion from time to time, if necessary.
For example, I lied to a Jedi the other day. He claimed to be a merchant and attempted to sell me a bottle, which presumably carried liquor in it. Why he believed I would need liquor, I cannot fathom, however, I nodded my head and bought it from him, knowing it was truthfully poison. [sips tea]I followed him to his home, if you can call his filthy shelter that. A tent propped up between two trees with a sheet of tattered cloth to lay on isn't the average abode. I waited in the bushes patiently as he fell asleep believing he was safe. As the bloody idiot commenced his snoring, I sneaked up to him and tied him up, then dragged him home. You might think that unnecessary. [shrug]
I tied him up to a chair in the basement and sat down across from him. I brewed some tea and once again waited for him to wake up. This didn't take long, perhaps due to the fact that the lights were turned on and brightening the room up with the fury of a thousand suns. [shrug and head toss to the side]I know how to invest my money.
Anyhow, the poor bastard woke up. He looked disoriented. One of the factors that may have lead to that was the mutant sitting across from him. That's me. [waves to the camera and smiles slyly]"Who are you?" he asked bodly. This caused me to chuckle. He was tied to a chair, yet still believed he was in charge. Foolish Jedi, huh? "My name is Alphonse Cunningham, and I am as of now the last being you will ever see," I declared to him, admiring the incredulous look on his face.
Let us not get into the gory details, however. After I tortured him, I forced the very potion he sold me down his throat and left him to die in my basement. I returned four hours later and beheaded him with an axe I found laying around. I then propped his head up on a stake and set it up at the entrance of my house, to show what happens when Jedi get bold.
I seem like a delightful person, and I am! There is hate in me, however, for everything I see, and that is where my strength as a Sith lies. I mask that hate unlike other Sith because I prefer to have the element of surprise.
Other than that, I have a charming personality. [polite smile, and camera pans out, then fades to black]
[FANCYBOX2]History[/FANCYBOX2]
My name is Alphonse Cunningham. My actual name is too complicated to pronounce. I am a failed biological weapon. I was created in a lab in the year 3 ABY, in order to fight the Empire. My creator was sympathetic to the cause of the Jedi and crafted me in his laboratory, although I became a full fledged being too late. By that time, the Sith had already found that fella, and murdered the bloody hell out of him. No pun intended. [chuckle]Anyhow, they took me in and taught me various things, such as Force pulls and pushes, the whole deal, along with less important things, such as how to tie my shoes. It was there that I learned I was an Anzat. Basically, I eat people.
However, the Jedi had begun yet another offensive, and this one proved successful. They assassinated Darth Vader, which caused the Empire to topple and crash to pieces, Siths everywhere now scrambling to safety, and the Jedi taking over. I was found by a pair of Rebels and put into carbonite. Funny how a block of ice could contain me.
I was awakened about 20 years ago. A band of Rebels had just landed here, on Naboo, and somehow managed to melt the ice I was being held captive in. It was still intact, so I pretended to be frozen. As they wheeled me out, I burst out and tore them all to shreds. [shrug]I claimed the mansion they had landed next to as mine. Previously to my godly arrival, that dilapidated wreck had belonged to a Rebel Captain. That douchebag didn't clean the toilets. So I did some renovating. [motions to technologically-advanced room. A plasma TV hangs on one wall. The wall next to it is a massive window that shows the countryside, then flicks to a video of a busy metropolitan city. Comfy furniture covers most of the floor.]
Prior to this amazing change, I found a safe in the basement. It was absolutely filled with money. You could buy a fucking house with those credits. I blew most of them at Nikea. The rest of it went to a new pair of shoes. I was left with 1000 of the greens.
Anyhow, you didn't come here to learn about my outstanding financial skills. You came here to learn why I'm an absolute, terrifying badass. After my shopping spree, I relaxed for a bit. Then two dudes broke in and tried to kill me. So I cut off the left thumb of each one and heard them out. Why the left thumb, you ask? Because I was feeling a left thumb mood. The two culprits claimed that they were Sith and thought I was a Jedi. After a long chat about the Sith ideals and why the Empire is great, I decided to join the lads in their mighty quest for conquest. And that's how I met your mother. Oops, did I say mother? I meant overlord. I technically didn't see the leader of our eternal Empire, but you know what I mean.
That's all for now, I suppose. I'll keep you up to date with my life. [smiles, and the camera fades to black]
[fancybox2]Appearance[/fancybox2]
Alphonse wears a large red trenchcoat. It goes down to his shins and covers a typical business suit. A massive red hat decorates his head, above his long black hair. He usually is seen wearing a pair of goggles with an orange lens. Lower than that, at his collar, is a large red bow. It slightly resembles a bow tie, except for its size, which, just like the rest of his outfit, is jumbo sized. Other accessories he sports include a pair of white gloves with a cryptic sign on them.
When he isn't wearing his goggles, Alphonse's red eyes can be seen. They tend to shift into a more intense shade of red when he is angry or displeased, feelings he doesn't get very often. He does tend to feign them, however. Alphonse absolutely rocks a pair of black combat boots.
Alphonse Cunningham
DEXTERITY X X X X X X X X X X [/TD][TD]
STRENGTH X X X X X X X X X X [/TD][TD]
INTELLIGENCE X X X X X X X X X X [/TD][TD]
WISDOM X X X X X X X X X X [/TD][TD]
CONSTITUTION X X X X X X X X X X [/TD][TD]
CHARISMA X X X X X X X X X X [/TD][/TR1]
AGE: [Unknown] [/TD][TD]
DISTINGUISHING MARKS: [None] [/TD][TD]
PLANET OF BIRTH: [A lab on Naboo] [/TD][TD]
WEIGHT: [150] [/TD][TD]
HEIGHT: [6' 6''] [/TD][TD]
FORCE SENSITIVE? [Absolutely] [/TD][/TR1]
[FANCYBOX2]Personality[/FANCYBOX2]
What can I say? I'm a gentleman. I save ladies from the tyrannical clutches of their captors, whether they are Tuskan Raiders, Jedi, or foolish Rebels. [light-hearted chuckle]In battle, I enjoy toying with my prey, but I will not disclose any more. A magician cannot reveal his secrets. I am quite relaxed outside of battle. I enjoy a nice cup of tea, and silence, although chatter seldom irks me. [sips tea calmly]Some may approach me fearfully, as I saw you do, however you should not be frightened of me... unless you have something to hide. I can see right through people. What can I say? It's almost as though I'm...[leans in and whispers]...psychic![chuckles and leans back, crossing his legs as he does so]I do not take lies kindly, though I throw in the occasional aspersion from time to time, if necessary.
For example, I lied to a Jedi the other day. He claimed to be a merchant and attempted to sell me a bottle, which presumably carried liquor in it. Why he believed I would need liquor, I cannot fathom, however, I nodded my head and bought it from him, knowing it was truthfully poison. [sips tea]I followed him to his home, if you can call his filthy shelter that. A tent propped up between two trees with a sheet of tattered cloth to lay on isn't the average abode. I waited in the bushes patiently as he fell asleep believing he was safe. As the bloody idiot commenced his snoring, I sneaked up to him and tied him up, then dragged him home. You might think that unnecessary. [shrug]
I tied him up to a chair in the basement and sat down across from him. I brewed some tea and once again waited for him to wake up. This didn't take long, perhaps due to the fact that the lights were turned on and brightening the room up with the fury of a thousand suns. [shrug and head toss to the side]I know how to invest my money.
Anyhow, the poor bastard woke up. He looked disoriented. One of the factors that may have lead to that was the mutant sitting across from him. That's me. [waves to the camera and smiles slyly]"Who are you?" he asked bodly. This caused me to chuckle. He was tied to a chair, yet still believed he was in charge. Foolish Jedi, huh? "My name is Alphonse Cunningham, and I am as of now the last being you will ever see," I declared to him, admiring the incredulous look on his face.
Let us not get into the gory details, however. After I tortured him, I forced the very potion he sold me down his throat and left him to die in my basement. I returned four hours later and beheaded him with an axe I found laying around. I then propped his head up on a stake and set it up at the entrance of my house, to show what happens when Jedi get bold.
I seem like a delightful person, and I am! There is hate in me, however, for everything I see, and that is where my strength as a Sith lies. I mask that hate unlike other Sith because I prefer to have the element of surprise.
Other than that, I have a charming personality. [polite smile, and camera pans out, then fades to black]
[FANCYBOX2]History[/FANCYBOX2]
My name is Alphonse Cunningham. My actual name is too complicated to pronounce. I am a failed biological weapon. I was created in a lab in the year 3 ABY, in order to fight the Empire. My creator was sympathetic to the cause of the Jedi and crafted me in his laboratory, although I became a full fledged being too late. By that time, the Sith had already found that fella, and murdered the bloody hell out of him. No pun intended. [chuckle]Anyhow, they took me in and taught me various things, such as Force pulls and pushes, the whole deal, along with less important things, such as how to tie my shoes. It was there that I learned I was an Anzat. Basically, I eat people.
However, the Jedi had begun yet another offensive, and this one proved successful. They assassinated Darth Vader, which caused the Empire to topple and crash to pieces, Siths everywhere now scrambling to safety, and the Jedi taking over. I was found by a pair of Rebels and put into carbonite. Funny how a block of ice could contain me.
I was awakened about 20 years ago. A band of Rebels had just landed here, on Naboo, and somehow managed to melt the ice I was being held captive in. It was still intact, so I pretended to be frozen. As they wheeled me out, I burst out and tore them all to shreds. [shrug]I claimed the mansion they had landed next to as mine. Previously to my godly arrival, that dilapidated wreck had belonged to a Rebel Captain. That douchebag didn't clean the toilets. So I did some renovating. [motions to technologically-advanced room. A plasma TV hangs on one wall. The wall next to it is a massive window that shows the countryside, then flicks to a video of a busy metropolitan city. Comfy furniture covers most of the floor.]
Prior to this amazing change, I found a safe in the basement. It was absolutely filled with money. You could buy a fucking house with those credits. I blew most of them at Nikea. The rest of it went to a new pair of shoes. I was left with 1000 of the greens.
Anyhow, you didn't come here to learn about my outstanding financial skills. You came here to learn why I'm an absolute, terrifying badass. After my shopping spree, I relaxed for a bit. Then two dudes broke in and tried to kill me. So I cut off the left thumb of each one and heard them out. Why the left thumb, you ask? Because I was feeling a left thumb mood. The two culprits claimed that they were Sith and thought I was a Jedi. After a long chat about the Sith ideals and why the Empire is great, I decided to join the lads in their mighty quest for conquest. And that's how I met your mother. Oops, did I say mother? I meant overlord. I technically didn't see the leader of our eternal Empire, but you know what I mean.
That's all for now, I suppose. I'll keep you up to date with my life. [smiles, and the camera fades to black]
[fancybox2]Appearance[/fancybox2]
When he isn't wearing his goggles, Alphonse's red eyes can be seen. They tend to shift into a more intense shade of red when he is angry or displeased, feelings he doesn't get very often. He does tend to feign them, however. Alphonse absolutely rocks a pair of black combat boots.
[fancybox2]Inventory[/fancybox2]
[FANCYBOX2]
A pair of twin blasters Alphonse found in the mansion. They seem to have strange, unintelligible inscriptions on them, although he can feel the Force in the words. Alphonse later found out that they are Fletchette Slugthrowers.[/FANCYBOX2][FANCYBOX2][/fancybox2]
[fancybox2]
Two identical red lightsabers. Alphonse crafted the first one alone, and it took him about 5 days of meditating. He was rather bored throughout and sustained himself using his own Force essence as he did. This drained him both physically and mentally and cause him to rest for weeks. He crafted the second shortly after his first duel (A Swordfight Betwen Sith), upon realizing he liked fighting with dual blades.[/fancybox2]
[tr2]
[td] [SOCIAL]I Eat People [/td][td] NONE YET [/td][/tr2][tr2][td] [DUEL]Warriors of Virtue [/td][td] MALLORY PRIDE http://www.thestarwarsrp.com/forum/index.php?threads/mallory-ivy-pryde.60433/ [/td][/tr2][tr2][td] [SOCIAL]Temple on Ziost [/td][td]
SEVERAL PEOPLE [/td][/tr2][tr2][td] [DUEL](WON)A Swordfight Between Sith [/td][td] LEVANT KELBAR [/td][/tr2][TR2][TD] [SOCIAL/DUEL]Unforseen Stop [/td][td] SEVERAL PEOPLE [/TD][/TR2][tr2][td] [KRIFFIN INTER-FACTIONAL BATTLE ROYALE]Welcome to the Gala! [/td][td] SEVERAL PEOPLE [/td][/tr2]KEY:
LIGHT GOLD- ACTIVE
LIGHT GREEN- FINISHED
LIGHT ORANGE- ABANDONED
SKY BLUE- NPC
LIGHT BLUE- PC[/td]
[td][/td][td][/td]
[FANCYBOX2]
A pair of twin blasters Alphonse found in the mansion. They seem to have strange, unintelligible inscriptions on them, although he can feel the Force in the words. Alphonse later found out that they are Fletchette Slugthrowers.[/FANCYBOX2][FANCYBOX2][/fancybox2]
[fancybox2]
Two identical red lightsabers. Alphonse crafted the first one alone, and it took him about 5 days of meditating. He was rather bored throughout and sustained himself using his own Force essence as he did. This drained him both physically and mentally and cause him to rest for weeks. He crafted the second shortly after his first duel (A Swordfight Betwen Sith), upon realizing he liked fighting with dual blades.[/fancybox2]
[fancybox2][/fancybox2]
[fancybox2]
Sith Acolyte
[/fancybox2]
Sith Acolyte
[/fancybox2]
[td] [SOCIAL]I Eat People [/td][td] NONE YET [/td][/tr2][tr2][td] [DUEL]Warriors of Virtue [/td][td] MALLORY PRIDE http://www.thestarwarsrp.com/forum/index.php?threads/mallory-ivy-pryde.60433/ [/td][/tr2][tr2][td] [SOCIAL]Temple on Ziost [/td][td]
SEVERAL PEOPLE [/td][/tr2][tr2][td] [DUEL](WON)A Swordfight Between Sith [/td][td] LEVANT KELBAR [/td][/tr2][TR2][TD] [SOCIAL/DUEL]Unforseen Stop [/td][td] SEVERAL PEOPLE [/TD][/TR2][tr2][td] [KRIFFIN INTER-FACTIONAL BATTLE ROYALE]Welcome to the Gala! [/td][td] SEVERAL PEOPLE [/td][/tr2]
LIGHT GOLD- ACTIVE
LIGHT GREEN- FINISHED
LIGHT ORANGE- ABANDONED
SKY BLUE- NPC
LIGHT BLUE- PC[/td]
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