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We interrupt this broadcast of 'Rancor Rampage' with an urgent news broadcast by Order of the Eternal Jewel Of Hutta and Merciless Tyrant of Slehyron the Great and Majestic Supreme Mogul and Grand Despot of the Cartel, Karatha Besadii Vorug. This morning at 08:00 hours, the Hutt Addippos Desajilic Tuire was reported to have disappeared from the Palace of the Hutt Lords on the 'Glorious Jewel'. A few gunshots had been heard within the Palace, but Sonny Mills a spokesperson for the Glorious Hutt Mogul confirmed that ''Weapons misfire all the time.'' before informing the reporters to stop asking questions.
Several body-bags have been seen being thrown into beast pits near the Palace, but we are told they are simply the bodies of former slaves, and have no link to the events of this morning.
Kajadiis of the five main families confirmed their support for the new Supreme Leader, with the military declaring unanimous support for their new commander in chief. A day of celebration has been declared for what the Supreme One and the Council are stating will be 'A Golden Age in the Cartel'.
The whereabouts of Addipos are not known, but our sources inform us he cannot be found within the Hutt homeworlds, and his Guards and staff have thus been executed for their failure to inform the Mogul of the location of their master. The Con Lorda, Mjolla, remains in her post, but with the Supreme Ones aides informing us that all the codes and permissions for the senior command network having been changed, transferring control of the Cartels infromation, orders and communications to the Supreme Mogul.
We are informed that the correct form of address for the new commander is 'Supreme Mogul' or 'Supreme One', with a feast celebrating his wondrous ascension due to be held tomorrow, with all members of the Cartel invited to pay homage to their Masters.
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