WTF? I am going to complain to Dunkin Doughnuts, help me SWRP

I just got back from me 2 week holiday in Florida where one had a very good time.


However, yesterday I went to Dunkin Doughnuts because I fancied some so I went in, got them to get me some while I messed around with the shitty car we were given.

I ran back in, paid and was off to the airport.

Several hours later I opened the box in the airport to discover that the ****ing homie behind counter had not given me 4 doughnuts but for some strange reason gave me 4 bagels.

How ****ing illiterate at English have you got to be to confuse Doughnuts with Bagels.

I was incandescent with rage at the ****ing homie behind the counter that I curse him a million times over.

Thought I would share.

Also if anyone ever meets a Homeland Security officer in Orlando called Wong, call him a **** from me.

HA HA HA.. I NEED MY DONUTS!!!! Americans....

Dunkin' Donuts carries bagels? This is news to me...of course we don't have a Dunkin' Donuts nearby either. All we have is Daylight Donuts...not the same. I miss my Krispy Kreme though!!

Right. Matt, you said the homie gave you bagels?

Can you describe the homie for us? If he was a Mexican or Cuban (or Haitian as there were a lot of Haitians in Florida before the earthquake) there might be the problem.

you refer people you dont know to homie's?

Whats with the homeland security officer?

En. Smirnoff said:

Right. Matt, you said the homie gave you bagels?

Can you describe the homie for us? If he was a Mexican or Cuban (or Haitian as there were a lot of Haitians in Florida before the earthquake) there might be the problem.

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If he's Haitian I'll deal with him. I have unfinished business with them :CIsee:

You guys are all guessing what his ethnicity was. Let me give you a giant clue: there's a 95% chance that, because he's working at Dunkin' Donuts, he comes from a country called INDIA.

He was Mexican/South American because his name tag said Pedro and it took all my willpower not to laugh.


Maybe that's why he gave me Bagels....

Matt said:

Also if anyone ever meets a Homeland Security officer in Orlando called Wong, call him a **** from me.

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I got a few family members flying in to Orlando for my graduation this tuesday. While I'm picking them up, I'll keep a lookout for you.

And lol, Dunkin Donuts employees usually suck, but I still love their donuts.

What's the deal with the Homeland Security officer?

Brandon Rhea said:

What's the deal with the Homeland Security officer?

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Well I had just come into Orlando after a 9 1/2 hour flight, we had to wait another 1 1/2 going though immigration and Mr Wong kept me an extra 15 mins for questioning because I said I had been to the US once before instead of three times by accident.

Seriously....If anyone get's a look at the US immigration forms you have to give them a read for entertainment purposes.

Asking me whether I have any affiliation to Nazi Germany was a highlight.

Matt said:

Asking me whether I have any affiliation to Nazi Germany was a highlight.

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Lol wut. I hope I get that question when I go to texas next year.

Keanu said:

Lol wut. I hope I get that question when I go to texas next year.

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You're from the Netherlands. To them you might as well be Mexican.

Brandon Rhea said:

You're from the Netherlands. To them you might as well be Mexican.

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Not really. Dutch shares the same language group as english does. Plus I have been told by numerous people online that I have an accent of an american.

Keanu said:

Not really. Dutch shares the same language group as english does. Plus I have been told by numerous people online that I have an accent of an american.

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Lol as if that matters.

Matt said:

He was Mexican/South American because his name tag said Pedro and it took all my willpower not to laugh.


Maybe that's why he gave me Bagels....

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I rest my case.

You complain to double Deez, and tell them about Pedro, they'll be like "Which one?"

Go to Shoppers Food Warehouse next time, bigger donuts...and cheaper...

Grath Wyvrin said:

Go to Shoppers Food Warehouse next time, bigger donuts...and cheaper...

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I hate those damn things....Safeway donuts are the best.....

Doffen5000 said:

HA HA HA.. I NEED MY DONUTS!!!! Americans....

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Matt is actually British.

I have the same burning hatred for McDonalds as they always give me burgers with cheese when I clearly ask for no cheese. :CStern: