Recent content by Brandon Rhea

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    Independent Jon Cordatus

    If you can reboot your psycho child I can reboot her loser master
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    Independent Jon Cordatus

    Same if by "take me back" you mean post traumatic stress.
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    Independent Jon Cordatus

    Jon Cordatus AGE ► 35 standard years SPECIES ► Human HEIGHT ► 1.78 meters WEIGHT ► 82 kilograms EYE COLOR ► Blue HAIR COLOR ► Brown HOMEWORLD ► Unknown Outer Rim planet GENDER ► Male (He / Him / His) FACTION ► None (Ronin Jedi) RANK ► None FORCE SENSITIVITY ► Yes In deep space, far beyond the...
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    Christmas 2023

    My beloved Abigail, It has been a fortnight since I last wrote you. The fighting is becoming tense. Bloodier. Remains of the toilet paper wars still scatter the battlefield of our new front, in the 20 year-long war against Christmas. I miss your gentle touch. It brings me solace to hope that...
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    They no longer hold any power here.

    They no longer hold any power here.
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    That's not a question @GABA, how dare you

    That's not a question @GABA, how dare you
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    Posted for the first time in 6 months, AMA

    Posted for the first time in 6 months, AMA
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    10 years on SWRP, a message from Norbs.

    Late to the party but this was a great walk down memory lane. For the record, you were a pain in the ass. But you were our pain in the ass. It's always been a pleasure, and I've always appreciated your enthusiasm for my performance as all the porgs in The Last Jedi. That's my true Star Wars...
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    An Holiday.

    I miss you : (
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    The Return of Boli

    I am pleased to announce that Boli, aka @Green Ranger, has returned to the staff team! Boli’s primary role right now will be working on site design. He’s always been a major part of the look and feel of SWRP, and we’re excited to formalize that once again with his return to the staff. He will...
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    TikiTaku

    Welcome back!!
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    [April Fools]Timeline Ending Next Month!

    Heh. Classic dodge, deflect, and move on, tapered with a diplomatic veneer. You learned that from me. Guess you finally have all you need to push me out. What a shame it's come to this.
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    [April Fools]Timeline Ending Next Month!

    Is this a joke? Why is this the first I’m hearing about a new timeline? @Sreeya you dragged my ass back to being involved here specifically for me to build a new timeline set after Rise of Skywalker that did not need changing. You said “hey Brandon, build a timeline that we can just extend and...
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    Star Wars: Trinity

    Ussej put his drink down. He looked, glaringly, at Vo. He was a Mandalorian. He heard what this Mandalorian said. "I ran into the Protectors back during the Clone Wars," he said. "I'm proud to fight alongside one of you. When do we leave?"
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    Star Wars: Trinity

    “Cordatus,” Ussej said, giving the name he took on after the war. “Jon Cordatus.” Ussej reached across the bar and grabbed the bottle he’d been skimming from for the last few minutes. Taking a glass, he filled it all the way to the top, practically overflowing, to the point that it made a mess...
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