Recent content by Yazz

For all the Yazzy Jazzhands in the galaxy, nothing could prepare him for the Big Un throwing him like a sponge. Unfortunately for his intentions, the 80 pound Yazzam wouldn't even be noticed by the one he hit, bouncing softly into the underbrush and disappearing like magic! /exit attempt...

Like dropping a book on the floor, Book dropped to the floor. Yazz celebrated as the first of his two Big Un's fell, if only he could knock the other two down before they ran him over like a freight train, that would be great. Considering how ineffective the hotter boi had been, it was time...

It must have been quite the surprise as none of the Big Un's reacted to Yazz blocking their way, his entrance barely tussling the leaves of the bush due to his size. Pulling the trigger of his weapon, he quickly fired a quick two bolt blast at the first one he saw. @Darasuum Next he turned the...

Today was a glorious day for Yuzzums everywhere, for today Yazz would capture itself a prized Big Un with all its haires and stuff. It had been hard to locate the planet in the first place as it could only count to four on each hand, but after checking the first five planets in the system, it...

The voice of reason in the tabloids, reporting for the "respectable" Holonet? Bah, but of course. Nothing was sacred these days, the fires of revolution were never going to be stoked by the comfortable middle class, sitting all comfy watching their "respected" anchors. No, the movement needed...

The sudden collapse and thud of the man near him confirmed the worst. The man had clearly not applied enough sunblock and had fainted from over exposure, fortunately the life guards were applying some kind of fancy new electric version he'd never seen before. They were even kind enough to drag...

With a strong gust of wind, Yazz blew into the beach. The excitable Yazzum was springing with unmatched energy as he broke into a stroll. A small brown knapsack loosely strapped to his back held his most important worldly possessions, while a small rolled-up beach mat fit snugly under his left...

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