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Because I am hungry

A purrrfect joke.

please see gif above.

Are you kitten me? I'm just getting started. I have a whole meow-tain of puns. Pray that I don't embarrass myself further and use them.

I feel threatened officer. It's rather uncomfortable to have you so close, you see, I'm claws-trophobic.

I'm paws-itivly ashamed of my behavior. You can take me to pun prison now.

I'm sorry but guys this is catting out of hand, please restrain yourselves.

to both of you:

This entire post has been a cat-astrophe from start to finish.