Star Wars RolePlay

No one expects the Sith inquisition!

I need to pay attention to stuff that happens between factions...

Yeah. I think that'd be good.
WELL, if it's a problem I'll just let everyone else deal with the Sith Inquisition. I ain't going anywhere near them spooky magic glow stick guys.

Don't worry. we'll come for you.

Oh ;-;
I'll give you cookies? Fluffy kittens of the internet that you can use to take over the minds of the people with their sheer cuteness and evilness?

Hmm, I shall consider sparing you if the kittens are exceptionally cute.

What about me? I can offer all the instant noodles you would ever want. Plus actual gourmet soups, but who eats that type of stuff anyways? So expensive...

No consideration. You either let me live and get kittens, or kill me and no kittens.


I shouldn't be making demands should I? You can have the kittens D:

You fool! Do not test me! I will not hesitate to torture the kittens out of you!

Soup! Boil me some clam chowder! There is more than one way to skin a cat!

Nein! Ich werde die Kätzchen nicht aufgeben! Der Krieg ist verloren!

On the double capitan! May take a while though...

Plz no kill

Verräter! Ich vertraute dir Kamerad! Denken Sie an die Kätzchen!

(Ah, how google translate makes things much better.)

Also hilf mir, ich werde dich in einem luftdichten Raum mit einem Hutt verriegeln und die Dämpfe in dich hineinlassen.

Nein! Nein! Fegelein, Fegelein Fegelein!

RESIST

@Mirdala Priest
What even...? Your image confuses me... More than even I confuse myself.

Ja Kitty Katze. Sie werden bald kommen, um die große Jabba zu schätzen.