Bang bang, their kill counts rise...bang bang, their enemies die... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXwdWuSuiYA&app=desktop
Star Wars RolePlay
Herrith
Dark child
Keep you rabbit. The holy hand grenades are mine.
Herrith
Hand grenades are the best grenades. Also, permission to turn his rabbit into an evil being?
Kibbles
Unlike the holy hand grenade, the killer rabbit is fully capable of producing offspring. Wait...How do we know it hasn't? WHAT IF IT WAS AN OFFSPRING? OH GOD, THE PARENTS MUST BE MASSIVE!
Herrith
An even more evil demon than it was*?
Kibbles
YOU REPLY TOO FAST FOR IPAD
ARGH
ARGH
Dark child
"One..three..five!” *chucks it*
Kibbles
"One...Two...Five- (Three sir three!) THREE!"
*Heavenly sounds as it soars through the air*
*Explosion and rabbit squeak*
*Heavenly sounds as it soars through the air*
*Explosion and rabbit squeak*
Dark child
She turned me into a newt! I propose we burn Herrith.
Herrith
Dark, I will turn you into a water frog if you keep acting up like this.
Kibbles
"If she...Weighs as much as a duck...Then she's made of wood!"
"And therefore....?"
(Silence as the crowd thinks)
"SHE'S A WITCH, SHE'S A WITCH, BURN HER BURN HER!"
"And therefore....?"
(Silence as the crowd thinks)
"SHE'S A WITCH, SHE'S A WITCH, BURN HER BURN HER!"
Dark child
That's alright cause water frogs float. Much like ducks and very small rocks.
Herrith
It just so happens that I'm immune to fire.
Kibbles
Ok, get the blocks tied to her feet. We are throwing her down the sky.