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You remind me of a gopnik's daily routine.

I prefer the term “highly functional party hipster”

And i’m also not even Russian

I said you remind me of it. Stop hurting my feelings, sad face.

I'll get the evil pink person to attack you.

Hurt your feelings? Oh wait...i just realized i posted my status on your profile...oops

Exactly. You're grounded.
No cookies for you.

*Eats pie*

Did someone say pink?

Yes, get this man for crimes against cookies.

Hold on here...it seems you've also been charged with anti-cookie speech. I'm going to have to take you both in.