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  1. Tysjor Maspat

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    Sith or Jedi, Tysjor couldn’t care less. Both got in the way, one with their meddling empire, the other with some old moral code that should have been forgotten long ago. But of course, the man put the attention back on himself, and the Pyke wondered how he would hold up once he had more than...
  2. Tysjor Maspat

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    The Sith’s hands flashed, and Tysjor realized that it was lightning as soon as he felt a sudden burning sensation on his hands, causing him to let out a quick exclamation of pain. Kark! His blasters dropped to the floor, and before he had time to process how to get out of this, the Sith had...
  3. Tysjor Maspat

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    Do you like your elbows? What the kark did that mean? Of course he— Tysjor’s hands involuntarily let go of the window, and he soon found them pinned to the wall. Being unable to move as the man continued to get closer like some madman in a horror holomovie, it was only then that he felt fear...
  4. Tysjor Maspat

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    The footsteps sped up behind him, and so did Tysjor. His plan changed. He had to get out of here— get backup who wouldn’t actually run away. They needed to take this man out. Already he knew that even the slave conditioning of Kessel wouldn’t work on this man, so permanently would be the best...
  5. Tysjor Maspat

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    Tysjor moved out of the way as glass shattered and the room erupted into flame. He didn’t need any more convincing about the man’s Sith identity— there was no way a normal person would have been able to deflect a blaster bolt like that, not to mention start a fire from apparently nothing at all...
  6. Tysjor Maspat

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    If anything, this man was insane. More insane than insane, in fact, but Tysjor didn’t know if there were words for that. He heard the screams from the hall, the knives thudding into walls, the man’s yelling. He was getting close. Tysjor crept up near the doorway, heart pounding, waiting for just...
  7. Tysjor Maspat

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    The Herglic’s eyes were so wide open that they looked like they were about to pop right out of their sockets. The whale man looked at something behind the Pyke before looking back. “I’m sorry about your… experience. Would you like a refund?” Tysjor extended a hand, and there was the money. At...
  8. Tysjor Maspat

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    The man was taunting him. In his business, he was used to doing it to others, not the other way around. Anger began to boil up, and he prepared to fire. But then he felt the weapon being suddenly yanked out of his grip, right into the hands of the other man. Eyes widening just slightly, Tysjor...
  9. Tysjor Maspat

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    After they had painstakingly found their way out of the maze, the girl had the gall to ask what else he wanted to do? Tysjor was suddenly tempted to throw her back into that maze to find her way out on her own. If her friend tried to stop him… well, he’d have to throw him in too. Even if that...
  10. Tysjor Maspat

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    Tysjor wouldn’t waver when the man began to ramble. Lizard, blizzard, weapon, Sith, the Pyke didn’t care. All he knew was that this man was a madman, and he was standing in his way. “How about neither? You claim to be a weapon, but the Pykes will not be intimidated.” He was immediately...
  11. Tysjor Maspat

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    The comms went eerily quiet for a moment before a new voice spoke through it. Tysjor stopped when he heard the voice, raising his hand in a fist to have his men behind him do the same. “Yes, you are.” He let the man go on, and by now it was clear. This was not the owner, but he claimed to be...
  12. Tysjor Maspat

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    Tysjor was halfway up the stairs when he heard one of his team leaders’ voices on comms. “Did you find him?” “No, sir. We’re in the break room and there’s— AHHHHHH!” He screamed like a little girl, and the Pyke scowled. Useless cowards. “Let me guess, you found a spi—” “No! There are...
  13. Tysjor Maspat

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    Kark. Kark mazes. Hippos. Refinery owners. Kark everything. Tysjor was once again stuck on some no-name planet trying to get some spice refinery owner to pay up. They’d arranged a time and a place to meet, but when it came, the enforcer had been the only one there. And the Pykes didn’t take...
  14. Tysjor Maspat

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    Hippo man didn’t have to say it twice. Tysjor climbed in along with the boy, finding a nice and comfortable seat near the back of the speeder. He didn’t think twice about that jump— he’d seen too many weird things already to be concerned with something like that. But where was the girl? Peering...
  15. Tysjor Maspat

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    Tysjor realized that the camera was still on him, and that he was probably giving whatever son of a bantha was watching a good show. Well, this Pyke would not be made a laughingstock, and as soon as the thought entered his mind he studiously refused to look up again, instead at the running bush...
  16. Tysjor Maspat

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    For once, Tysjor actually agreed with the kid. “They’re cheating, alright. This is un—” But when he looked to the side, the Togruta boy had disappeared, and a scream was all that the Pyke heard. He looked to the other side, but the girl was gone too. Good riddance on that one. But before he...
  17. Tysjor Maspat

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    At first glance, these Togrutas had seemed trustworthy. They looked like they knew what they were doing, but it was starting to dawn on him that they had as little of an idea as to where they were going as he did. It was only made clearer when the girl suddenly ran off and collapsed. What the...
  18. Tysjor Maspat

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    Say that again and I’ll gladly save you a spot on my ship next time I need more slaves. It took all his self control to not say that out loud as the girl wiggled her eyebrows at the comment she thought was witty. “Five minutes or ten minutes, it doesn’t matter to me.” The children were clearly...
  19. Tysjor Maspat

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    He was starting to regret this. Already the Togrutas were hounding him with questions, and they’d barely even walked a few feet. He was wondering whether or not to just not give them the credits, but he wouldn’t go back on a deal. Especially not one that he made, and one where it ended up with...
  20. Tysjor Maspat

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    Standing in the maze and thinking about how he would burn the place to a crisp if he had a flamethrower, Tysjor was debating on whether or not to simply climb over the hedges and get out of here. Then he remembered that there weren’t any other Pykes here and when beings would see the shape of...
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