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“You paid money for this, sir? On purpose?”

Happy Singles Awareness Day, everyone. Excuse me while I go celebrate with a tub of Moose Tracks and binge Superman: The Animated Series.

Hippity hoppity, GET OFF MY PROPERTY.

You’ll never catch me, Krabs! Not when I shift into Maximum Over-Dook! HYAHHH!!!

*groggy ferret yawns*

On a website far away...

Hot damn I forgot how much I love Klondike bars.

YOU EAT DA SPAGHETT. GO HOME TO YO’ HOUSE.

Congrats Daddy @Malon! ... Sorry, couldn’t resist. XD But for real, congrats man.

I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind~... There was something so pleasant about that place~...

no step on catsnek

”THE SPANKING OF YOUR ASS SHALL BE THOROUGH AND MERCILESS.”

Perenix Seradan FULL NAME: Perenix “Perry” Seradan AGE: Twenty-five (b. 6928 BBY) SPECIES: Human HOMEWORLD: Eredenn Prime HEIGHT: 1.676 meters WEIGHT: 56.07 kilograms EYE COLOR: Blue HAIR COLOR: Red SKIN COLOR: Caucasian MARKINGS: Freckles FORCE SENSITIVITY: Unconfirmed FACE CLAIM: Rose...

Congrats guys!

Based on what I’ve just read, I feel this is rather appropriate:

“Now, you must acquire a taste for... freeform jazz!”

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough.

Naboo was one of those places that was so comforting, so in tune with the Light Side of the Force, that it was a natural haven for Jedi. And indeed, Naboo had been a world under the protection of the Jedi for some time now. The people of Naboo, however, generally went about their daily lives as...

"Heck 'em."

As the door opened and Vaas and Cienna were met by a woman who was a foot shorter than Vaas himself, Vaas blinked. He cocked his head, innately sensing that the woman seemed troubled, but he made no comment on this. Instead, he bobbed his elongated head in greeting. "Ah, yes, hello. I am...