Tabloid Brand New Emryc Energy Flavors for Life Day!

[Elora Trevino]

"Good news for all of you Emryc Thorne fans out there!" Elora smiled at the camera, trying not to think about the big stories she could be covering right now. The imprisonment of a Republic Senator. The terrorist attack that targeted the founder of the Star Guardians. Those were stories. This was... well, she supposed it was a step up from zooming in on the ISC's President's butt cheeks. At this point, she'd take what she could get.

"WampaWayInc. has stayed out of the spotlight in recent months after rumors that the company might officially be dissolving following the death of its unnamed largest shareholder, but it would appear that those rumors were unfounded. After months of silence, Emryc Energy just announced three new limited edition Life Day flavors! Just in time for the holiday season! They haven't released a new flavor since Gluteus Guzzle and Fanny Fever, and Emryc Energy's publicist warns consumers to grab those Life Day flavors while they're still available. They'll be flying off the shelves!" His words. Not hers. She never touched the stuff. Food just hadn't tasted the same since the President's biggest fan had crop dusted her.

Spoiler: Life Day Flavors

Spoiler: Switter Reacts

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[Ezra Thorne]

His finals were done and he was home for the holidays. He was sitting in the poolhouse, playing video games with the son of another Senator. The smell of herbs was strong and his eyes were bloodshot. Pizza boxes littered the plush rug, a droid walking around picking up the place. There were teen girls giggling and splashing around in the pool, one of them coming towards the poolhouse.

“Oh my gosh, they released new Emryc Energy flavors!” The girl squealed. Ezra didn’t take his eyes off the screen, “He looks sooo hot in the Ho Ho Hunk can!”

“It’s your favorite time of year,” Ezra’s friend said with a snicker. Ezra’s eyes narrowed in response as he turned and sniped his friend in the game, “Aw come on!”

As the next round began to draw up, Ezra grabbed his NalPhone and texted Jaikus (@Altaris), ‘When is Pops gonna make WampaWayInc disappear?’ He was tired of these flavors, but he was also annoyed there were no drinks with his face on it. Why was he chopped liver next to his father all the time? Most of the attention he got from girls or boys was likely because of how much he resembled Emryc.

With a huff, he picked up the controller and started the next game, his mood soured just like every time new flavors were released.

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[Cirilla Shan]

Ciri was sitting in the grand hall on board the Brighthome, eating her cereal, among a sea of padawans, younglings, and even quite a few Knights. Most having breakfast, someone finishing their night shifts and having their dinner before heading off to get some sleep. But as it was officially "morning" according to the Brighthome clock, it was also mail time, and Ciri was in the middle of scooping up a spoonful of cereal when she was greeted by a flurry of servo motors spinning and not too well oiled joints squeaking as an army of droids and drones rushed in to deliver mail around the halls.

A group of girls sitting not too far from her were the recipients of a heavy looking package, which the pink haired padawan recipient was quick to rip open, revealing a case full of the newest flavors of the Emryc Thorne energy drinks. "O.M.G!!! How did you get those??" There were more excited squeals as they started examining the cans. "My dad runs the Outer Rim distribution, he gets everything early. Actually.." She looked around, as if to make sure no one could overhear, before continuing in an intentionally loud whisper that ensured that everyone around could hear her not so humble brags.

"Emryc came into the office to approve the design, and his son was there." That brought forth more squeals from the others. "Ezra? O.M.G he's so cute!!!"

"Right? I totally dig his vibe. I told dad, you should put his face on some cans. He was totally convinced, thinks I got his business smarts."

Ciri shut them out then, returning her focus to her cereal, but in those short moments the milk had had enough time to make them soggy. It was thrice now that the Thorne family had caused her dietary issues, and it was with more dourness than usual that she resumed eating her soggy cereal, trying to filter out the squealing.

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