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Voren Dhur

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Commenor Cock Up!
Voren Dhur, Correspondent

Senator Rayne, was left red-faced this week after a charity fundraiser she was hosting saw struggle secretary and substandard socialite Julia Hipori, as the only notable guest.

The event, which was being held to raise money to combat the AMS virus, landed flat, with sources saying that a "pittance was raised" over the course of the event.

Julia Hipori, who was recently passed over for Secretary of State for Defence, was the only notable guest in attendance and was - sources say - left standing on the arrivals bay, absent a welcome from the event's host.

Questions have been asked as to why a gala has been hosted to fund the AMS vaccine in the first place, following reports that ISC President, Emryc Thorne, was seen drinking with MorataCorp CEO Ilana at a Huttball game last week.

"Given the ISC seem OK with spending billions on an army, but won't fully fund the AMS vaccine rollout, I wonder why galas from the super-rich are needed? Surely the Senate and the ISC should be focusing on the vaccine, not on making an army to fight a war that, as far as I can see, isn't happening?" commented Palen Venlora, Chairman of the Campaign for Transparency.

He went onto say "I for one want to know why Emryc was talking to MorataCorps CEO? What was being said at that Huttball game, what is the relationship between the two of them?"

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When approached for comment, Senator Rayne gave the following response:

"If I ever professed to reading a cancerous rag like the Hyperlane Herald, I'd deserve to be taken around the back and shot. Shove that in your headline."

When asked to clarify her comments, a spokeswoman for Senator Rayne played down her outburst, calling them "characteristic of her well-known humour" before blaming "the fatigue of her recent electoral campaign" for her outlandish statements.

 
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