Dude, where'd the moon go?

Cailst

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So here I was enjoying my Sunday evening, eating some bananas and purina and I looked outside. And there were a few stars and clouds, pretty normal. Maybe a few more people than usual. But there wasn't a moon!!! I checked the calendar and it said there was supposed to be a full moon. Did my calendar lie to me? Somewhat upset, I pawed the deceptive calendar down and began chewing it up. Now there's a pile of paper on the floor. Just to be sure, I took a look outside again and I still didn't see it though there is some sort of red orb up there. Frustrated, I let out a little yelp and a couple of people nearby walked away pretty quickly. Were they scared or something?

Anyways, I opened up my computer and started looking this stuff up. Mind you, this is really difficult because I suddenly became super duper clumsy with computers. There are now a few marks on my laptop. Regardless, I found something that said some dragon ate the moon. What a jerk! But it said it should vomit it back up if we make lots of noises. Either that or some demon corrupted it. So I started smashing a few pots around in the kitchen but it didn't seem to be working at getting the moon back. Unfortunately, it did work at waking up my roommate. He got all upset and yelled at me. But for some reason, once he got in the kitchen, he got all quiet, it's like something was wrong with me. To fix that, I got on my back but he still started to back away slowly.

All this activity got me a bit hungrier and we didn't have anything in the fridge. Or at least nothing good anyways. And I thought to myself, my roommate has all sorts of good food. So I try to go in and the door was locked. That roommate is the worst! He didn't let me have any of his food. Increasingly hungry, I started trying to push the door down. Eventually, it fell down but it turns out he took all the food with him out of the window.

Now I'll need to find him and I keep on hearing these siren sounds. Occasionally, some blue flashing lights. What a weird night.
 
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