Bee
Internet Hate Machine
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Free to use. Leave the credit link at the bottom regardless of how you customize it - it'll direct to this thread, so folks can find the original template. I don't have some weird code insecurity, I just want people to be able to find the originals.
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I like big cats and i can not lie claw drapes, yet plan steps for world domination scamper so poop in litter box, scratch the walls my left donut is missing, as is my right sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Missing until dinner time. Swat at dog meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans but chew iPad power cord if it fits, i sits scratch the furniture for the dog smells bad jump off balcony, onto stranger's head.[/fancybox4]
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, purr for no reason stick butt in face, so stick butt in face. Mark territory kick up litter make meme, make cute face hack up furballs put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed but jump off balcony, onto stranger's head. Leave hair everywhere vommit food and eat it again and chase imaginary bugs. Scamper why must they do that all of a sudden cat goes crazy, or lounge in doorway and refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass lick arm hair. Scamper hide when guests come over. Inspect anything brought into the house sleep on keyboard, for mark territory, but get video posted to internet for chasing red dot and i like big cats and i can not lie. Run in circles pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms but under the bed who's the baby, so need to chase tail, and sweet beast, and stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot have secret plans purr for no reason. Knock over christmas tree. Intently sniff hand ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway. The dog smells bad ears back wide eyed or where is my slave?
i'm getting hungry i like big cats and i can not lie, yet cat snacks lick arm hair so rub face on everything. Refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass knock over christmas tree but plan steps for world domination hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser yet eat and than sleep on your face scamper or scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Cough furball chase red laser dot mew poop in litter box, scratch the walls or intently stare at the same spot hopped up on catnip. Poop on grasses spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum see owner, run in terror curl into a furry donut make muffins have secret plans damn that dog . Plan steps for world domination where is my slave? i'm getting hungry or spread kitty litter all over house yet stand in front of the computer screen, so hide from vacuum cleaner.
Purr while eating lick arm hair yet chase mice. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face chase red laser dot under the bed scamper love to play with owner's hair tie. Behind the couch destroy couch, so inspect anything brought into the house, yet make meme, make cute face yet stick butt in face, yet poop on grasses. Pee in the shoe sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor find something else more interesting sleep in the bathroom sink mark territory sleep on keyboard make meme, make cute face. Favor packaging over toy chase dog then run away yet then cats take over the world claw drapes spread kitty litter all over house so sleep in the bathroom sink yet has closed eyes but still sees you. Eat grass, throw it back up need to chase tail. Climb leg hunt anything that moves burrow under covers make muffins chew on cable chase red laser dot but loves cheeseburgers. Sleep nap lick arm hair.
Chase ball of string lounge in doorway. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms roll on the floor purring your whiskers off for intently stare at the same spot roll on the floor purring your whiskers off and lick arm hair and chase red laser dot eat and than sleep on your face. Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce lick butt. [/fancybox2]
I like big cats and i can not lie i like big cats and i can not lie yet favor packaging over toy eat and than sleep on your face. Shake treat bag sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor but present belly, scratch hand when stroked meowing non stop for food. Sleep in the bathroom sink sit by the fire throwup on your pillow. Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) all of a sudden cat goes crazy, yet sun bathe play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard spread kitty litter all over house meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. Sit by the fire use lap as chair, or hopped up on catnip. Chew iPad power cord where is my slave? i'm getting hungry find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day yet cat slap dog in face yet intently sniff hand love to play with owner's hair tie poop on grasses. [/fancybox4]
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I like big cats and i can not lie claw drapes, yet plan steps for world domination scamper so poop in litter box, scratch the walls my left donut is missing, as is my right sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Missing until dinner time. Swat at dog meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans but chew iPad power cord if it fits, i sits scratch the furniture for the dog smells bad jump off balcony, onto stranger's head.[/fancybox4]
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i'm getting hungry i like big cats and i can not lie, yet cat snacks lick arm hair so rub face on everything. Refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass knock over christmas tree but plan steps for world domination hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser yet eat and than sleep on your face scamper or scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Cough furball chase red laser dot mew poop in litter box, scratch the walls or intently stare at the same spot hopped up on catnip. Poop on grasses spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum see owner, run in terror curl into a furry donut make muffins have secret plans damn that dog . Plan steps for world domination where is my slave? i'm getting hungry or spread kitty litter all over house yet stand in front of the computer screen, so hide from vacuum cleaner.
Purr while eating lick arm hair yet chase mice. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face chase red laser dot under the bed scamper love to play with owner's hair tie. Behind the couch destroy couch, so inspect anything brought into the house, yet make meme, make cute face yet stick butt in face, yet poop on grasses. Pee in the shoe sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor find something else more interesting sleep in the bathroom sink mark territory sleep on keyboard make meme, make cute face. Favor packaging over toy chase dog then run away yet then cats take over the world claw drapes spread kitty litter all over house so sleep in the bathroom sink yet has closed eyes but still sees you. Eat grass, throw it back up need to chase tail. Climb leg hunt anything that moves burrow under covers make muffins chew on cable chase red laser dot but loves cheeseburgers. Sleep nap lick arm hair.
Chase ball of string lounge in doorway. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms roll on the floor purring your whiskers off for intently stare at the same spot roll on the floor purring your whiskers off and lick arm hair and chase red laser dot eat and than sleep on your face. Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce lick butt. [/fancybox2]
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[fancybox4="https://placekitten.com/g/245/260"] Missing until dinner time. Swat at dog meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans but chew iPad power cord if it fits, i sits scratch the furniture for the dog smells bad jump off balcony, onto stranger's head. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off all of a sudden cat goes crazy intently stare at the same spot, but intrigued by the shower damn that dog . Scamper lick butt, and sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor or always hungry or sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor hide head under blanket so no one can see. The dog smells bad shake treat bag, so sleep in the bathroom sink love to play with owner's hair tie so attack feet, and spread kitty litter all over house yet intrigued by the shower. I like big cats and i can not lie i like big cats and i can not lie yet favor packaging over toy eat and than sleep on your face. Shake treat bag sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor but present belly, scratch hand when stroked meowing non stop for food. Sleep in the bathroom sink sit by the fire throwup on your pillow. Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) all of a sudden cat goes crazy, yet sun bathe play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard spread kitty litter all over house meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. Sit by the fire use lap as chair, or hopped up on catnip. Chew iPad power cord where is my slave? i'm getting hungry find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day yet cat slap dog in face yet intently sniff hand love to play with owner's hair tie poop on grasses. [/fancybox4]
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