FCC Reclassifies Broadband as a Utility

[Black Noise]

http://www.engadget.com/2015/02/26/fcc-net-neutrality/

Today is a good day, I'd say.

 

[Galavant]

Verizon is pissed.

So a very good day indeed!

 

[Clayton]

Verizon is pissed.

So a very good day indeed!

I'm sorry that they can't be paid to screw people over.


No, I'm not.

 

[Galavant]

I'm sorry that they can't be paid to screw people over.


No, I'm not.

I just imagine the world's smallest violin playing when I read it.

 

[Brandon Rhea]

Good.

 

[TweedPawn]

I'm ready to celebrate, but I know that somehow the fun is about to be ruined.

 

[Clayton]

I'm ready to celebrate, but I know that somehow the fun is about to be ruined.

February 2015: FCC passes Net Neutrality

May 2015: After three months of skyrocketing internet prices, people start to complain

July 2015: FCC, chaired by an entirely new staff, revokes Net Neutrality

August 2015: Internet rates don't change, wireless companies continue to rake in dough

January 2016: The entire state of Washington has become de-populaced in a mass exodus away from tyrannical IP abuse

April 2016: North Korea realizes the US Navy forgot to move their warships from Washington after the Exodus, and a NK strike team takes control of the vessels. Nuclear war commences.

 

[Titanium Chaor]

February 2015: FCC passes Net Neutrality

May 2015: After three months of skyrocketing internet prices, people start to complain

July 2015: FCC, chaired by an entirely new staff, revokes Net Neutrality

August 2015: Internet rates don't change, wireless companies continue to rake in dough

January 2016: The entire state of Washington has become de-populaced in a mass exodus away from tyrannical IP abuse

April 2016: North Korea realizes the US Navy forgot to move their warships from Washington after the Exodus, and a NK strike team takes control of the vessels. Nuclear war commences.

 

[Clayton]

As is only natural.