Tabloid GALAXIES MOST ELIGIBLE! LIL KLEPTI!

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Lil Klepti- OPENING CONFESSIONAL
With the elegance that was Lady Kersin, now gone, Rich Magnum, would signal the stage crew to play a a mix of tracks, featured on the tour of the next contestant, Lil Klepti. Once the music was going, he would signal for them to get the Rapper/Sector Ranger ready for the Confessional Room. Although Lil Klepti was a super star in the Outer Rim, Magnum was sure this was a PR stunt to get his name into the core, something he couldn't blame the Ranger for. "For all you out there in the Outer Rim, I present to you the best thing to come out of there in the last twenty years!! Lilll Klepti!!!" he would shout to the doorway.

Upon entry, the on-site audience would cheer, a group of Jawas huddled together being the loudest and yet also the most watched. Though Lil Klepti was rich, this mansion was a whole other level of wealth and probably something like this would be right up the rap stars alley in terms of comfort and future goals.

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After his big announcement and the music from his new album "Klep's Back" there was a big applause with a lot of cheering. This was what fame felt like. Being the coolest person in the room. Rich Magnum waited in his seat, and the crowd stood applauding. A group of Jawas were seen wearing Lil Klepti Merch and had his signature gold chain and his hat. The Jawa made his way to the couch. Th eplace was fancy enough that the Jawa felt content enough to hang out there.

When the little Jawa rapper/sector ranger had made it he reached up and shook Rich Magnum's hand and then took a seat on the couch. Now it was time to speak with the main man himself, and see what was needed to be said.

"Kava uba? Jee happee shu wata uba!"
(How are you? I am happy to be here with you!)



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Rich would clap along with the crowd while he remained seated and when the Jawa approached to shake his hand, Rich would lean forward and grip his hand tightly.

"Meecooda tee cuanu, yinba, kava uba?." He would tap his own chest at 'yinba'.
( I can't complain, dog, how are you?"

Being an all around scoundrel, Magnum had picked up some of the dirtier languages in the galaxy and after he spoke Huttese, he would wink towards the camera. "So you are probably the most famous person we have here, save for Bom Trady, who is doing this whole thing for charity. Can I get ya something to drink?" he'd ask before a slight pause.

"Bapm, deaha, kaa wahke?"
(Water, beer, something stronger?)

Depending on his answer, Todd would run over the drink. "Alrighty, so before we dive into any promotions for your new album or any of the singles, the galaxy needs to know, what brought Lil Klepti to the mansion for the competition? The wealth? The house? Some of the fine ladies on the show, or men, if ya want to shake it that way too?"

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It was a nice surprise to see Rich Magnum knew Huttese. It was far more common than Jawaese so speaking it on the show would allow for many people to understand better. The one that don't speak it, have a subtitles bar underneath that would tell them what Lil Klepti is saying. All of the compliments were great and he was appreciative of the Huttese.

"Kaa wahke! Tequila!"
(Something stronger! Tequila!)

The fans back home know the joke behind that, but then this Todd guy actually brought out Tequila. Lil KLepti just laughed as it was set on the table in front of him. It was definitely unexpected. Though the show was all about the stars so of course it brought out quickly.

"Bu nans. Mean bu soocha jeesh"
(The fans. They mean the world to me.)

Lil Klepti would beat his chest two times and throw up a peace sign to the crowd and cameras. The group of Jawas did it in return following their role model.



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Magnum himself, would throw up a pair of peace signs to the cameras, followed by a shift to the finger guns and a wink to the audience, before shooting Klepti with the segue question.

"Taneee ji muna wa bkaua cuee ai bo da baah bu ji muna saptkhe bata ree bu nankica. Hee uba doth wata, che hoohah. Doth fa bai koose hoohah kouriceuala? Yoieu hoohah baieya?"
("Nobody loves a star more than one that throws the love right back at the fans. So you are here, for them. Is it to bring them pride? Get them noticed?")

Rich would pause to take a drink from his glass before diving into the next question.

"Ateema peee bacdop wa Bapkaha Bahonha an wa Ponka, uba doiebanh coka koumhaptecee doi bu tahcoue wankee dee noy. Hee che heee da tee blee mee dhiuox'a, wonkee cha uba cahla da wankee cay hoohah. Haku doth mee kiyea vehpobaee, coo woy uba dotmay bai dontmeha an haku?"
("Now as both a Sector Ranger and a Rapper, you obviously step away from the normal message of the genre. So for those that don't know your brand, why don't you share that message with them. What is your music about, who do you hope to inspire and what?")

As he waited for the Ranger to answer he would glance briefly at the camera and fire a wink at the at-home audience.

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Klepti listened to the unnatural but understandable Huttese from Rich Magnum and he would nod as he listened to each word come out. It was hard to answer clearly for those back home but Lil Klepti brands his music for everyone, he wants be able to represent all different people, and situations.

"Wedd jee bal beet add mah nans. Jee huujah hoohat keekah she jee mun hoohat teeat oeal. Beet add hoohat"
(Well I do this for all my fans. I want them to know I love them a great deal. This is all for them.)

Lil Klepti did a kiss blow to the fans in the crowd and then followed it with a wave. Afterwards he took a sip of his tequila then went back to lounging. The next question came and he had to contemplate the question. Thinking of how to word it properly. Choosing to go with,

"Soong add che bu nankica. Hoohah bu ree oto. Ma songu, oto moulee-rah, flootah moulee-rah. Joppay hasas chuba naga stuka soong. Hagwa naga killee bu inkabunga."
(It is all for the fans. They are the very help I want. My song, it's money, fresh money. When it drops you want to see what it is. Don't want to kill the surprise.)



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RIch would nod his hand as the rap star spoke, clearly the language barrier would be hard for the real answers to come out. But, one thing was clear: the rapper did it for the fans.

"Ahu, hee bu nankica doth mee nem bonsa. Da charra mon, doth lhoie bai bu bmapkonka."
("Alright, so the fans are your life blood. That alone, is important to the viewers.")

Rich would take a little pause as he drained his glass and scrolled through his datapad for some fan questions.

"Eniki, tozei saconba, an bo doi wa nankica. Klep_Gang_43 banag bai bla: Ateema da uba gee manpanh bu baua panpihtonka, cheska kae bo bmaleoi cahtana wata uba banag bai yoieu bai bla cuee ai bu baua?"
((Okay, final question, and one from a fan. Klep_Gang_43 wants to know: Now that you have met the other contestants, is there any one particular person here you want to get to know more than the others?"))

Rich would then drain his glass as he awaited the answer.

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Klepti nodded at the comment over the fans, then he would lounge back and listen tot he following question from Rich Magnum from a fan Klep_Gang_43. It was a good question and the little Jawa rapping sensation would nod as an aswer to the question and as the crowd would do their cheer, he would continue to say,

"Tagwa, Prissca sa ree inkabunga!"
(Yes, Prissca is very incredible!)

He would listen to the ooo and ahhh of the crowd and just chuckle.



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Like some of the audience, Magnum would laugh and cheer for the answer before leaning forward, that devilish grin plastered on his face. " Kaa toupee mi uba tee dotke bu ata bo coo hatkocanh pim nallya da heee dah bu cohou."
((Something tells me you are not the only one who would answer that way on the show."))


He would then lean back in his seat and look at the camera. "Everyone, that is all we have time for. Give it up for Lil Klepti, the only rap star in the game that loves the fans as much, if not more than they love him!" he would lean back and shake Klepti's hand.

"Banka jeday bai paknee ata bu hapei cay uba." he'd say with a wink.
(("Feel free to take the tequila with you."))

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