The camera would pull back, revealing the dastardly dashing Rich Magnum, clad in his usual wear, he sat behind his desk, a fresh new bottle of drink with a wolfish smirk. "Rich Magnum, back again! That's right, you guys keep reaching out and I will keep responding! So, I been getting complaints about these lists since I released em, and well, I didn't decide em. You guys did, but because I am a man of the people and the people feel slighted, I got a treat for you!" He would say with a laugh and a nearly award winning grin.
"So, I am going to open up a competition.. Ten people live in a mansion, these people each competing for the title of heart throb to rival all the lists! That's right, open to anyone. That even means the Chief, who placed in the top twenty for vile worms! So, you crazy s.o.b's have two days to send in applications, I will review them, but I'll be cutting them off after eight thousand. I will review and pick from the crowd and I will even try not to pick anyone that was on the lists. Can't get much more fair than that, yeah?" There was a laugh from Rich as he took a sip from the fresh glass.
"I hear ya.. 'Now Dick, what are these games?!' Can't say. But it will be juicy, it will be spicy, and you will be living with people you'll either hate or wanna kriff. Skies the limits for you nuttos. And all the while, the fans and your fellow home steaders, will be voting you off one by one. Now the prize? Two million creds and a beautiful likeside cabin on New Alderaan, just to really get the juices going. The locale? A sprawling mansion on New Alderaan. We will have on-site security and so many cameras you won't be able to shave your back hair without scuffing a lense!" There was almost an evil laugh. "Link to sign up will be on screen after I pop off. So now we will see, who is 'the Galaxies Most Eligible? Anyways, this is Rich Magnum, the P.I is out!"
The camera would pull back before the feed cut, followed by a link for the registration.
"So, I am going to open up a competition.. Ten people live in a mansion, these people each competing for the title of heart throb to rival all the lists! That's right, open to anyone. That even means the Chief, who placed in the top twenty for vile worms! So, you crazy s.o.b's have two days to send in applications, I will review them, but I'll be cutting them off after eight thousand. I will review and pick from the crowd and I will even try not to pick anyone that was on the lists. Can't get much more fair than that, yeah?" There was a laugh from Rich as he took a sip from the fresh glass.
"I hear ya.. 'Now Dick, what are these games?!' Can't say. But it will be juicy, it will be spicy, and you will be living with people you'll either hate or wanna kriff. Skies the limits for you nuttos. And all the while, the fans and your fellow home steaders, will be voting you off one by one. Now the prize? Two million creds and a beautiful likeside cabin on New Alderaan, just to really get the juices going. The locale? A sprawling mansion on New Alderaan. We will have on-site security and so many cameras you won't be able to shave your back hair without scuffing a lense!" There was almost an evil laugh. "Link to sign up will be on screen after I pop off. So now we will see, who is 'the Galaxies Most Eligible? Anyways, this is Rich Magnum, the P.I is out!"
The camera would pull back before the feed cut, followed by a link for the registration.