The camera would pull back, revealing the dastardly dashing Rich Magnum, clad in his usual wear, he sat behind his desk with a sly grin. "Rich Magnum, back again with a list that got requested so quickly, I couldn't even finish my drink. So what's this list you ask? Probably the least creative one I will ever do, so we're going to spice it up a bit!" He would say with a laugh and a nearly award winning grin."So, I am going to do what was asked and then do my own variant, so bear with me ladies and gents, this is going to get.. Spicy."
"So, some deplorable soul just wanted more from me today, and they were just like 'Rich, I cannot live without your constant input.' So to save a life at the expense of my own sanity, we are going to dive into the Spiciest Ships this galaxy has ever seen. Now first off, we're going to do the lame ass level to level from the last two lists but then, keep your water ready or just be by an extremely cold shower, cuz ol'Magnum is going to really turn up the heat!" He would smirk as he finished the small bit of his glass and refilled it.
"Starting off the list at number five, the boring way, Governor @Ti'varnus and Jedi Master @Vahn Berand. One is from Bakura, the other Taris, so I am not entirely sure what these two could ever have in common, but the people asked, so I gave it to them. Don't worry, my list will be eighty times better!" There was a light laugh as he took a decent pull from his glass. "At number four, and this is perfect folks and actually makes sense. So as we all know, President @Emryc Thorne was the victim of a domestic dispute. Now, he claimed it was some political rival, but we think he may like something a little more.. hands-on. Once again, we don't kink shame here and neither could we deny that we haven't partook in a little game of slap poker. So the fact that he aligns with @Lyra Durand is absolutely perfect. Here you got a smoking hot rage lady, now luckily for Thorne, it wasn't this hot firecracker because he would have had way more lumps then some bandaids! If I were the him in this scenario and it happened, hoo, I would be lucky!" There was another laugh from Rich as he flipped through screens of both. The whole pairing was so ludicrous!
"Alrighty folks, number three! Now if only our man @Newton Arden could score this big. Hell he probably could, you know what? Let's get this trending right now. Hashtag NewtonArdenPantyDropper. Jedi Master @Alexandria Voran may have some years on him, but damn, I know my little Blackwell nerd could do some damage. And if he couldn't? I bet he has a device that could!" An image of Newton would briefly flash on the screen, paired with Alex. "Now number two.. I gotta say, I really hate this one, but once again, it kinda makes sense. Galactic beauty @Dr Ilana Morata with the very cyborg she created, Bom Trady. It's like if Frankenstein was hot and had a thing for the monster! Thankfully, our sources say that's definitely not happening, but she was just one short of ending up with that nerdy stud Newton and I mean think of those egg head kids they would have had? I know I'm not. That's some world domination stuff and the galaxy is not ready for it." he leaned forward to drain his glass as he laughed at himself. "Oh boy, just gave myself the creeps. Now then, number one.. So I can finally move to the fun list! Sector Hunk @Corran Velt and the majestic dancer @Alisaah Tila . And as much as I would love for her to join the myriad of other women from the list that comprised Corran's harem, I gotta say, I want better for her! In fact, let's see if ol'Magnun can give her an even better ship!"
Leaning back in his seat, Rich would hit a button that just shuffled through all the images he had shared previously. "Alright, the Magnum number five. Now be ready, you're going to see some real diversity in this list. Number five! These two hot asset bearing Mandalorian women ( @Reiel Mal Crowholde @Minerva Wren )! I mean like I said before, the firepower is hot! "You couldn't even tell me with a straight face that armored warrior women who could hurt you, aren't hot. Look at this face, I could drool, but I won't cuz I have self control! Sliding in at number four, I'm actually going to keep with the whole consensual and very aggressive relationship between President Thorne and Lyra Durand. Who says true love can't have some violence in it. The only issue here, is she might be something short of a pesky war criminal. But.." he'd lean closer, his voice lowered. "Depending on the politician here, they'd say the same about Thorne! And though that pains me, because I would happily take her somewhere nice, even if I was strangled to death. Just make sure it's with an undergarment, am I right?" he would burst into laughter. "Number three! Heart throb Corran Velt, is going to have to take a hit on this one. Here we see in the image of him and former flame @Bast Emblai there is a third person in the picture. A guy. And now he has hands on Velt's shoulders and my eagle eyes picked that out. So Velt, enjoy that caramel hunk ya got! Number two, speaking of hot moments at the Huttball game, Alisaah was seen near or around the reclusive Onderonian @Kliedden Raxx , a man my sources say is close to the dancer. And you know what? I don't know how this guy didn't make the other list. Look at that ruggedness! Anyways, here he is at number two."
He would drain his glass, his grin broad. "Numero uno, folks... I personally choose to believe that hotties @Alexandria Voran and Dr. Morata are dancing around the burning bush. I mean just look at them. Radiant, brilliant, and with enough class between them to steal any show!" He went to refill his glass, only to laugh when he realized the bottle was empty. "Ooh.. here we go, the honorable mentions." An image of @Darth Asminys crawling to freedom would flash across the holo, paired with a set of robotic legs. "Need I say more?" He asked with a shit eating grin. The next images to flash would be of Secretary @Julia Hipori and JJ Johnson. "I don't think Secretary Julia could even withstand that debonair charm. Might take her disappearing his wife, but hey, accidents do happen. And finally one of the brightest lights in the sport of Huttball: rising superstar @Poffo Sauvage and his harem of Mandalorian consorts ( @Akalenedat @Laren Vano ), ya know, the ones he beat in the game. I hear Mandos fight for love, well, he beat them for it, so I guess we can start calling Mr. Macho the Mandaddy! Anyways, this is Rich Magnum, the P.I is out!"
The camera would zoom in on his wink before the feed cut.
"So, some deplorable soul just wanted more from me today, and they were just like 'Rich, I cannot live without your constant input.' So to save a life at the expense of my own sanity, we are going to dive into the Spiciest Ships this galaxy has ever seen. Now first off, we're going to do the lame ass level to level from the last two lists but then, keep your water ready or just be by an extremely cold shower, cuz ol'Magnum is going to really turn up the heat!" He would smirk as he finished the small bit of his glass and refilled it.
"Starting off the list at number five, the boring way, Governor @Ti'varnus and Jedi Master @Vahn Berand. One is from Bakura, the other Taris, so I am not entirely sure what these two could ever have in common, but the people asked, so I gave it to them. Don't worry, my list will be eighty times better!" There was a light laugh as he took a decent pull from his glass. "At number four, and this is perfect folks and actually makes sense. So as we all know, President @Emryc Thorne was the victim of a domestic dispute. Now, he claimed it was some political rival, but we think he may like something a little more.. hands-on. Once again, we don't kink shame here and neither could we deny that we haven't partook in a little game of slap poker. So the fact that he aligns with @Lyra Durand is absolutely perfect. Here you got a smoking hot rage lady, now luckily for Thorne, it wasn't this hot firecracker because he would have had way more lumps then some bandaids! If I were the him in this scenario and it happened, hoo, I would be lucky!" There was another laugh from Rich as he flipped through screens of both. The whole pairing was so ludicrous!
"Alrighty folks, number three! Now if only our man @Newton Arden could score this big. Hell he probably could, you know what? Let's get this trending right now. Hashtag NewtonArdenPantyDropper. Jedi Master @Alexandria Voran may have some years on him, but damn, I know my little Blackwell nerd could do some damage. And if he couldn't? I bet he has a device that could!" An image of Newton would briefly flash on the screen, paired with Alex. "Now number two.. I gotta say, I really hate this one, but once again, it kinda makes sense. Galactic beauty @Dr Ilana Morata with the very cyborg she created, Bom Trady. It's like if Frankenstein was hot and had a thing for the monster! Thankfully, our sources say that's definitely not happening, but she was just one short of ending up with that nerdy stud Newton and I mean think of those egg head kids they would have had? I know I'm not. That's some world domination stuff and the galaxy is not ready for it." he leaned forward to drain his glass as he laughed at himself. "Oh boy, just gave myself the creeps. Now then, number one.. So I can finally move to the fun list! Sector Hunk @Corran Velt and the majestic dancer @Alisaah Tila . And as much as I would love for her to join the myriad of other women from the list that comprised Corran's harem, I gotta say, I want better for her! In fact, let's see if ol'Magnun can give her an even better ship!"
Leaning back in his seat, Rich would hit a button that just shuffled through all the images he had shared previously. "Alright, the Magnum number five. Now be ready, you're going to see some real diversity in this list. Number five! These two hot asset bearing Mandalorian women ( @Reiel Mal Crowholde @Minerva Wren )! I mean like I said before, the firepower is hot! "You couldn't even tell me with a straight face that armored warrior women who could hurt you, aren't hot. Look at this face, I could drool, but I won't cuz I have self control! Sliding in at number four, I'm actually going to keep with the whole consensual and very aggressive relationship between President Thorne and Lyra Durand. Who says true love can't have some violence in it. The only issue here, is she might be something short of a pesky war criminal. But.." he'd lean closer, his voice lowered. "Depending on the politician here, they'd say the same about Thorne! And though that pains me, because I would happily take her somewhere nice, even if I was strangled to death. Just make sure it's with an undergarment, am I right?" he would burst into laughter. "Number three! Heart throb Corran Velt, is going to have to take a hit on this one. Here we see in the image of him and former flame @Bast Emblai there is a third person in the picture. A guy. And now he has hands on Velt's shoulders and my eagle eyes picked that out. So Velt, enjoy that caramel hunk ya got! Number two, speaking of hot moments at the Huttball game, Alisaah was seen near or around the reclusive Onderonian @Kliedden Raxx , a man my sources say is close to the dancer. And you know what? I don't know how this guy didn't make the other list. Look at that ruggedness! Anyways, here he is at number two."
He would drain his glass, his grin broad. "Numero uno, folks... I personally choose to believe that hotties @Alexandria Voran and Dr. Morata are dancing around the burning bush. I mean just look at them. Radiant, brilliant, and with enough class between them to steal any show!" He went to refill his glass, only to laugh when he realized the bottle was empty. "Ooh.. here we go, the honorable mentions." An image of @Darth Asminys crawling to freedom would flash across the holo, paired with a set of robotic legs. "Need I say more?" He asked with a shit eating grin. The next images to flash would be of Secretary @Julia Hipori and JJ Johnson. "I don't think Secretary Julia could even withstand that debonair charm. Might take her disappearing his wife, but hey, accidents do happen. And finally one of the brightest lights in the sport of Huttball: rising superstar @Poffo Sauvage and his harem of Mandalorian consorts ( @Akalenedat @Laren Vano ), ya know, the ones he beat in the game. I hear Mandos fight for love, well, he beat them for it, so I guess we can start calling Mr. Macho the Mandaddy! Anyways, this is Rich Magnum, the P.I is out!"
The camera would zoom in on his wink before the feed cut.
@Sreeya @TerranSteel @Bex @Kestrel @Topher @Killa Ree @Isen @Scoobert @Kell Rook @The Good Doctor @The Steel Stag @Nor'baal @Valen Pelora @Minuteman75 @Forsythe Crowholde @Reyn @Arclight (hopefully thats everyone lol)
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