Tabloid "I <3 You, Emryc Thorne!" Post #669

Pootalina · Nov 29, 2022

I <3 You, Emryc Thorne!

POSTED BY POOTALINA THORNE AT 12:18

Emyrc has finally gotten married – and let’s be honest, Jaikus is just as hot!

Hey guys! It’s me again. Sorry it’s been a while, but I’ve been pretty busy. I finally finished moving and I started going to therapy! My therapist says I have an obsessive personality, which I attribute to the success of the fan club! That, and you guys!

ANYWAYS, let’s talk EmJai. That’s right, not Emryc, but EmJai. (That’s their ship name, after all!). Now, just like a lot of you, I have been a bit depressed since the news broke that Emryc really married that guy. All of my dreams – all of our dreams – of having Emryc all to ourselves on a romantic trip to the island beaches of Belasco, the warm deserts of Tatooine, or the high life living on Coruscant… all gone. BUT DO NOT DESPAIR, because let’s be honest…

Jaikus is pretty damn dreamy too, and though he’s nothing in comparison to our Beloved Emryc Thorne, I wouldn’t mind spending a night with the both of them.

I mean, I just know they’re freaky freaky.

So, even though I know we’re all super disappointed about the marriage, let’s not get too down about it. My therapist said this is an opportunity for me to think about my behavior and change myself for the better, and frankly, I agree! I’ve been focusing my energy so much on Emryc that I haven’t considered his feelings on the matter. Of course, he was going to find someone! He’s like, the perfect dreamy, hunky man and can have the pick of the galaxy. So if he loves Jaikus, so should we!

I mean, Emryc might be a sexy hunk of eye candy, but Jaikus has that cute, nerdy allure to him. He’s a history professor, too. Or used to be, back on his homeworld of Axxila. He can teach me any subject, anytime, that’s for sure. The height difference between him and Emryc is really cute too. Unfortunately, it was hard to find a bunch of information on the guy, so I’ll continue to do some digging for now! For sure shoot me a message if any of you guys find out anything juicy – I’ll be sure to report on it here!

Anyways, I’m really hoping they have a public ceremony. I literally cannot wait! Since I’m now an ISC citizen, I’m totally gonna try to attend, cause I have the perfect git idea. EEE! I think someone started a crowdfunding campaign to get the couple a gift too. I’ve already donated, so you guys should too! I’ll include the link below.

Let’s Get the Thorne’s the Best Wedding Gift Ever

That’s all for now! Make sure to check out the blog daily for new posts. I’ve started doing fanart showcases too, so you can submit those to me anytime! I can now tag and hide NSFW posts, so NSFW art is totally fine too!

Pootalina out!

Tabloid "I <3 You, Emryc Thorne!" Post #669

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