I Was A Pirate

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They called her the Storm’s Sun. She was a Rambler-class light freighter, not specifically built for pirates but then most ships weren’t, and that made her a bit of a bitch in sheep skin. She was no less loved. The crew loved her, namely the captain, and her name was Loris Val’kaanen.

The Captain, they called her simply, and what a captain she was. A Human of thirty years, give a year or two, she wouldn’t ever clarify, Captain Val’kaanen was a force to be reckoned with. She was a storm unto herself, her crew considered, and it was best to never get on her bad side lest they feel the wrath.

The wrath. One of those crewmates knew a thing or two about wrath. His name was Endyr Ratheon, and his motto was his own family’s. Ours Is The Wrath.

He had forgotten it, reminded himself of it, day after night, and the cycle repeated. Before the Storm's Sun and her pirate crew, he had been with the Brave Banners, a mercenary crew, and Mandalorians among them. Gone now. He reminded himself of that too. Just like me. Gone from my family.

That day, that night, time unknown upon drifting through space and that crewmate not giving ten druks to count the clock, Endyr Ratheon walked the corridors to keep on the move while keeping to himself. The former was easy, the latter not so much, given that there were almost twenty crewmembers around to interrupt him.

“Go for a drink?” Offered a Shistavanen upon crossing paths with the Mandalorian. That Mandalorian, garbed in black gold beskar’gam, tilted his head behind his visor. “Go jerk off in the galley, you worthless wolf.”

There was a staredown that no two eyes could beat, black T-shaped visor and all, and the crew of the Storm’s Sun had since learned of the combat prowess of the son of Ratheon, so whatever.

The Shistavanen moved on, as did the Mandalorian, making his way for the Captain’s quarters. He had no appointment with Loris but that didn’t matter. The crew had been in for the long haul, the ship roaming the stars for weeks, and this was one Mandalorian who wanted to know when the kriff it was time to touch worldside, and he wanted to know now.

-Knock-knock-

“The kark is it?” Loris was expecting no visitors, as expected.

“Your favorite Mandalorian.” Endyr answered.

“The one and only Mandalorian, you mean. Make it quick. I’m busy.”

The door was unlocked remotely and Endyr stepped in, standing before his sitting captain with a desk between the two. And not much else. One step, one move, and say good day and good night, Captain Val’kaanen.

“So,” Loris poured whiskey into a lonely glass. “The kark do you want?”
 
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“We’ve been at this for weeks,” Endyr answered simply. “Drifting in the dark, aimless, waiting it out…for what?”

Loris rolled her eyes as though all of this had been said before. “We’re not just drifting. We’re laying low.”

“Hiding.”

Her eyes narrowed. “Call it what you will. After the loot we seized, the booty we picked up, the bounty on this ship and its crew will be tenfold whatever you Mandalorians can dream of in a single night.

It was Endyr’s turn to narrow his eyes, though that could not be witnessed behind his visor. All the more intimidating, he hoped. “You have no idea what Mandalorians like me can dream of. I dream every night, every day, and our day is coming.”

Loris took a sip of her whiskey, unmoved and definitely not intimidated. “Spare me your spiel, Ratheon. I’ve heard it a dozen times over. So have the walls.” She gestured toward them like she owned them. She does. For now.

“Whatever. Fact is, we can’t keep this up for long. We need a resupply and we need it soon. What do you propose?”

“What do you?”

That caught him off guard. It wasn’t the first time that these pathetic pirates had looked to Endyr Ratheon for answers, but did Loris have none of her own or was she simply testing her Mandalorian crewmember for the thousandth time?

“Hit a station. Somewhere otherwise off the grid where the law won’t be actively looking for us. Only way forward.”

Loris swished her drink between her cheeks, swallowed. “I was considering Kafrene.”

“Fine.”

“Of kriffing course, kriffing fine. I wasn’t asking, I was telling. Round them up.”

“What?”

“You heard me, Mando. Round up the crew. A foraging party. You lead them.”

Endyr tilted his head. One day, I will lead more than a crew of pisspot pirates. “All right. On one condition.”

“Name it.”

“The Shistavanen stays behind. I don’t like the way he looks at me.”

Captain Val’kaanen smiled at that, leaned forward. “Ratheon, everyone on this ship doesn’t like the way you look at them, especially from behind that visor.”
 
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Kafrene was as good a place as any for a pirate crew to lay low. This one and their ship weren’t notorious enough to be flagged on the spot, using false flags to gain dock, though it wouldn’t last long. It would last long enough, though, and they were used to it.

A private port would have proven a tad too suspicious, while a more luxurious harbor was off the table, so the Storm’s Sun simply settled for fake clearance into a standard dock in a less reputable area and paid the fee as expected, whether the credits went to port authority or a criminal element.

“Don’t dally,” warned Captain Val’kaanen to her crew. “We refuel and resupply, have a few drinks if it suits you, see a few whores, but anyone who isn’t on this ship tomorrow morning, well…”

To newcomers, Loris might have elaborated upon that, but everyone on the crew at that point in time was well versed to her meaning.

Come the morrow, if you weren’t on the ship then you weren’t left behind, not exactly. Instead, you were tracked down and forced back aboard, if the sentiment was suitable. If not, then you were killed, no arguments.

That was another reason why some hated the Mandalorian, he thought. Endyr Ratheon was always on time, always back aboard well before it was on time. Sure, he shared in his fair share of revelries, but he had long since mastered the art of not letting his indulgences get the better of him.

He was a warrior, a Mandalorian to say nothing more, and when it was time to go, well, it was time to go. Such was especially so given the current predicament of crew and ship.

“We shouldn’t do much else than refuel and resupply,” the Mandalorian advised the Captain on the freighter’s ramp as it kissed the dock. “We don’t have the luxury for idle whims right now.”

Loris looked into his visor as though a window had just found its voice. “We do what I say we do, go when I say we go, and that’s that.”

That was that as the Captain departed on her merry way. Okay. Endyr moved toward his. If you get us killed, Val’kaanen, it’s you I’m killing.
 
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As always, Endyr Ratheon was left on his own and kept to himself as he departed the Storm’s Sun and the crew she carried. That was for the best, everyone knew, for they and he knew that it was death’s best bet to get on the Mandalorian’s bad side.

So he found a restaurant, one of those spaceport joints that didn’t declare to be anything more or less than, especially in this quarter, and well to do. “I’ll take a pick-me-up,” Endyr declared across the bar after finding a stool.

“A what?” Frowned a female bartender.

“Look, just give me two shots of whiskey and a beer to go.” He paid for his tab and then some right then and there.

“Dang,” bartender threw a rag over a shoulder as she collected. “That’s a bit much for a few drinks.”

“Then toss in a burger. I could eat.”

“I bet you could." She leaned in with a grin. "How much?"

The Zeltron was sweet, naturally, but had nothing on the Mandalorian. Whatever she planned on selling she had to back up with more than her backside. “I’ll pay for intel. What do you sell?”

She looked disappointed, half as much, while the other half was that of a saleswoman, such as she was. “Seen a few of you bucketheads come through here lately,” she said lazily. “Preaching of a better tomorrow, when those T’s that you call visors will no longer be blind but open to a future paved for you and yours.”

“Poetic,” Endyr smiled, knocking back the first shot after lifting the bottom of his helmet. “What do you make of such spiel?”

“Same song, different dance,” she shrugged. Then she stroked a lone finger along the helmet, visor and all. “But, if the day ever comes that the Mandalorians reclaim what was once theirs, well, I’ll be here to raise a toast.”

She raised her own glass with one hand at the same time as dipping her shirt, baring breast, and both went away as quickly as Endyr blinked. He had seen and heard it all before.
 

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Bored with whores, Endyr navigated from the bar counter to a table. He might not have had he not been waved over by a group of armored souls, these ones in helmets with visored T’s and those ones with no helmets at all, but each and every one bearing the unmistakable mark of the Mandalorian.

“I don’t recognize your signets,”
Ratheon admitted as he stood before the table. He saw pauldrons bearing beasts, barghest and mamacore, and also arms and armor, from glaive to katana. “Nor your sigils.” Last truth toward a male Mandalorian whose adjacent pauldron bore a golden hand on red and black.

“Perhaps not,” that one spoke. “But we recognize you.”

Endyr cocked a brow, not needing anyone to witness it through the darkness of his own visor as he took a seat. “That so? Which part of me?” He pointed to his left pauldron: A golden shield and a black sword, sigil of Clan Ratheon; his right pauldron: Signet of a skull, representing what few might guess as to whom.

“All of you,” a different Mandalorian spoke. This one was female. “You seem lost, vod, but we have found you.”

“Oh?” Endyr harrumphed, lifting the bottom of his helm to sip from his glass of beer. Another sipped through a straw. That one spoke next.

“Child of the night, some would call you,” he dared.

“You calling me a coward?”

“Far from it,” Golden Hand covered. “In our circle, the ‘children of the night’ are those Mandalorians who move without cause, bereft of purpose, fighting to reclaim it.” He tilted his head the same way one might narrow their eyes. “Do you deny it?”

Endyr Ratheon looked into that visor, looked left and right besides, took a gulp and thudded down the empty glass. “I deny that I am a coward. I am Endyr of Clan Ratheon, Mandalorian until I die, Mandalorian unto the afterlife, and ours is the wrath!”
 

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After a Mandalorian’s cry is the curve of silence.
The other Mandalorians look left and look right.
This guy looking at this girl, girl looking at guy.
Then, all of a sudden is nothing but laughter.

“Wrath!?” Scoffs one man. “You’re one man!”
And, like that, sit Mandalorians, stands a Man.
His black eye into their black eyes. Eye in eyes.
Hands at hips, blasters, they get up, they stand.

“...”

“...”
“...”
“??

“Yoho! It’s me!”
Everyone blinks.
Endyr Ratheon.
The Mandalorians.
A Mandalorian woman.

Endyr tilts his head. “You’re who again?”
“They call me Bone Katana! Su’cuy, sir!”
Fist on helmet salute to a clubbing tune.
“Clan Hippo has sent me here to serve!”

"Clan Hippo?" Is this a kriffin' joke? "What kinda dork—"
“But wait, there’s MORE! First a song of MANDALORE!”
And that Mandalorian, she just then takes to the floor!

“Ulur, ulik, ugly Uruk, tuur tug'yc tsikador!
Isildur, solus, riduur ori'dush, ne'tra ka'ra!
Darasuum! Karbakar! Fett! Katan! Gett'se! Beskad!
Jahaala hailir ge'hutuun! Dar'manda buir ba'vodu!

Mirshir mirdir mircir motir mashukir!

Uj'alayi, gihaal, tihaar tiingilar!
Uj'alayi, gihaal, tihaar TIINGILAR!”


As Mandalorians, warriors, prepare to butt heads they instead tilt them.
About half a dozen black visors, slanted T’s, with Endyr’s black wings.
Bone Katana looks left and looks right and she kinda clears her throat.
Silence beside the club’s music. "Eheh..." Two bottles come out. "Whiskey?”

Look left, look right, Mandalorians on the floor again, they dance!
Black gold beside colors more, Mandalorians dancing in a line!
Endyr has his arms wrapped round the backs of any beside.
Right and left, smiling, and in each direction is kicked a leg.

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A Mandalorian blinks just then.
“Wh-What the hell happened?”
Wakes up; groggy is his head.
Moves slow, looks right, left.

“Hey ya okay, friend?”
Not a Mandalorian.
It is a Gamorrean.
“Shit…not again.”

Ceiling is atop the room.
On his left, an open stall.
On his right, a closed stall.
Four walls, floor, a restroom.

“So what happened, my man?”
Endyr is helped up and stands.
“Hell was even in that whiskey..?”
“Do ya sip or do ya lift the helmet?”

“...”
“...”
“...”
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After Endyr and the restroom gentleman exchanged a look at one another, the former just stared.
At some other person, a Mandalorian in a helmet, revealing to him he hadn’t imagined all of this.
She stared back, black visor, purple iron, with a signet on her shoulder like nobody’s business.
Hippo… The Ratheon frowned behind his own helmet. What kind of an idiot… He just glared.

“Heard you might need some assistance, burc’ya,” the Hippo offered, standing at the entrance.
“Question, friend,” the Gamorrean asked her. “Do ya sip from a straw or do ya lift the helmet?”
“Yes!” She said. The Gamorrean scratched his head. The Hippo looked back at the Ratheon.
“If you feel like vomiting, or are groggy, I can def carry you out of here in any condition.”

She flexed her fingers. “Stand still, vod. Let’s get you on your way!” Promptly came forward.
“Yep…” Endyr promptly held up his hand like ‘get the kark back’. “That just ain’t happenin’...”
“Well I suppose I could just guide you toward the exit instead, friend?” Tilts head in a gesture.
“Look, Clan Eggplant, if we’re gonna get along then get outta my way or in the way of my fist.”

“...”
“...”

“Hey, Mandos?” Said the Gamo. “Can I try on one of your helmets?” As if either would even fit.
“That’s it. Kriff this.” Having already delayed long enough and with his headache, Endyr moved.
Hippo got out of his way. “Right behind you, vod!” She called behind him. “Nope.” He responded.
“After drinking whiskey and dancing, I’m a big fan of nappin', if this Mandalorian's tellin’ the truth.”

Back in that restaurant-cantina-club-somethin’-or-other, Endyr paused, turned, stared at her.
Eyes into eyes. “Listen, cuz I’m only gonna say this once. Stop following me.” Visor into visor.
That stupid purple helmet probably had a face behind it that boasted a gormless expression.
“So you’re sayin’ I should walk beside you, right, my guy?” Kriff my muscular tits. This idiot…

“I’m sayin’ you’re about to wish that you picked a white flag for your signet, you dumb Hip—”
“White flag? Hey that’s the name of my ship! The White Flag! Yeah so I came in on business—”
“...” “—Aimin’ to sell these self-sealing stembolts—” “...” “—These darn dirty Nautolan pigs—”
“...” “—One-eyed pirate—” “...” “—One-time Huttball champion—” “...” “—Cache of credits—”

“Wait, credits? Hm, how much?”
Hippo counted on her fingers.
Answered with a sizeable sum.
“Okay, Hipster. Lead the way.”

“THIS IS THE WAY”
“...”
“...”
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“...”

A Mandalorian couldn’t display much emotion on his face given that, whether the Mandalorian was one of those Mandalorians who never took their helmet off in public, most Mandalorians still wore their helmets most of the time. Endyr Ratheon was no different.

However, this other establishment he had just entered was pretty damn different. And the music was…well was it even karkin’ music to begin with? I feel like a frikkin’ idiot.

They found a booth in a corner ‘cause corners. Waiter came up with a "How-diddily-doo-dee-howdy-dude-and-lady!" that earned him an "..." and Endyr ordered a beer. It came in a boot. A cup shaped like a boot, to be fair. “I feel like I’m losing my mind.”

“Had an uncle who lost his mind once.” Said Wotzherdumbface as she sipped on purple lemonade. “He had a vicious case of lemontonisis.”
“That like what you get when you eat too many lemons or somethin'?”
“Nope. It’s a condition of memory loss.”
“Genetic?”
“Nope. Hereditary.”
“...”
“Well, sorry to hear.”
Nope. Not really. I actually don’t give a shit.
“Anyway he lost his mind after getting shot in the eye by a slingshot.”
“...Thought you said he had a disease that causes memory loss..?
“...”
“...”
“???”

“Anywho. Cantina, huh?” Endyr sipped beer from his 'boot'. It tasted…like beer, surprisingly. Phew. “Cantina. Why is it always a kriffin’ cantina?”

“Huh? Doncha like cantinas, my man? In a cantina, they say you can buy drinks like whiskey, vodka, beer, uhhh vodka, whiskey, beer errrrr beer, vodka—”


“Yeah yeah, I get it. Kriff. I karkin’ get it.
Ya dumb fuckin’ Jawa.

It was all he could do express a look of disappointment on the black visor on his face, that black T, those black wings. At least he couldn’t see his idiot partner’s face either. Partner? That’ll be the mother effin day.

Though, he had to wonder...what did the female Hippo look like beneath her helmet anyway? Like an idiot. I reckon. “You sure this…place…is the place?”
“Huh? What place?”
“...”
“..?”
“The place. Where you met. The kriffin’. Karkin’. Nautolans.”
“Huh? What Nautolans?”
“...”
 
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