Just Gonna Leave This Here...

[Jiang Winters]

A devious grin dominated Samanya's features as the Cathar crept along towards the apartment inhabited by one Valena Cross. She had a rucksack slung over her shoulders, a pair of portable data drives in her right hand, and an electronic lockbreaking kit in her left hand; she was a woman on a mission, and that mission was to turn Valena's cheeks the most brilliant shade of red that had ever been seen in the galaxy.

It took the experienced technician only a split second to spike the locks open and gain entry. She sealed the doors behind her and, after double checking to make sure the apartment was wholly empty, she set down her ruck and cracked her knuckles. "Time to get to work," she purred eagerly. A brief search turned up Val's personal computer, which Samanya sat herself down in front of. She booted it up and tried to log in, but was stopped cold by the password. It wasn't difficult to use her electronic lockpick to generate a password to crack it, though, and she was past the login screen inside ten minutes.

At that point, her plan started. She plugged in the two drives she had brought with her and hid them behind the computer where they were out of sight, then configured the computer to run off of a virtual OS installed on the drives, instead of Val's own computer. Simply unplugging the drives would revert her computer to run off of its usual operating system, but the tampering would go undetected until it was too late. Once it was running, the fun began - Samanya knew that Val was friends with a Kasa Horansi named 'Jiang'. Or at least, she'd heard it in passing from someone. She knew of Jiang because he was an absolutely amazing porn star, and she had a collection of every single shoot and video he'd ever done... A collection she'd copied onto the two hard drives.

After a bit of tampering with the new operating system so that it outwardly resembled Val's and booted the same way with the same login, Samanya rigged it so that it would trigger the apartment's home entertainment system and hologram projector simultaneously, displaying a wealth of very, very naughty kitty pr0n on each one. Not just any pr0n either, oh no! It was fully holographic, high-definition naughtiness of the highest quality!

With the computer sabotaged and rigged so that it couldn't be shut off until it'd run for at least twenty minutes, Sam grabbed her rucksack and made her way towards the bedroom. She set her bag down on the bed and unzipped it - there was her stash of hologram cartridges, stand-alone holographic figure projectors, magazines, and a collector's case holding a very large black phallic object modeled after a certain porn star's primary money-making implement of doom and destruction. She scattered the collection at strategic locales all throughout Val's bedroom, with the collector's case oh-so-cleverly concealed beneath the sheets of the bed so that it'd make a very noticeable bulge in the sheets.

After scattering the little holographic displays around the apartment in hard-to-reach locations where they wouldn't be easily found even when they activated, she rigged them to turn on one minute after being exposed to motion, then grabbed her ruck, her tools, and ran!

She locked the apartment behind her and, giggling like a maniac, beat feet out of the apartment building. Gods, Val was going to kill her, but not before Samanya had a good long laugh at her friend's 'misfortune'!

 

[Sreeya]

Val, of course, had absolutely no idea the kinds of horrors waiting to be unleashed on her the moment she walked into her apartment. Oh no, she was much too preoccupied. She had been out with Huang all night, finally granted some alone time with him after having to dodge the members of the Order or dealing with their son. Val decided to savor every moment alone she could before their individual duties called them apart again.

The night had consisted of some drinking, there was no doubt about that. It only worked to fuel the desires already burning within her. Val suggested that they go back to her apartment immediately. The common quarters in the enclaves had provided little to no privacy, which made her own home a getaway for them. There was an odd rush she felt, though this was far from the first time she had been with him.

The door to her apartment flung open and Val all but staggered in, laughing from an earlier conversation. Little did she know that the timer had already been set off. She slammed the door shut, still grasping Huang's wrist and yanking him towards herself. Her actions were almost primal, driven by the alcohol. Val tossed his robes off, pulling him into a kiss. He was shoved against a wall as they slowly began to travel towards her bedroom, where even more nasty surprises waited for them...

 

[Will]

Huang fumbled into the door, his vision slightly hazed. Earlier on, he had remembered Val grinning oddly as she handed him his drink, fizzing when it shouldn't have been... He'd simply shrugged and downed it.

Huang shrugged off his robe and boots as he came in through the door. Now that they were finallly alone, away from the enclave, away from the nagging and pestering of other Jedi, there was little on his mind.

He kissed her sitting down on the bed.

He jumped up quickly, slightly bumping Val. Throwing back the sheets, he stared at what was there.

He picked up the device. His nose wrinkled as he looked at the collection of erotica on the bed.

''Really? You use this? That's certainly not human...not even Sephi.''

As he mused about the fact that it was on the small side, the holo-projectors booted up, and there, a heinous act occurred, a huge amount of people seemingly involved. More confused than enraged, Huang held the device up to the projection. It seemed to match.

''You're...a furry?''

The look of hurt on his face was almost laughable.

 

[Sreeya]

Val was completely caught up in the moment, deepening the kiss as they finally reached her bed. Before she could move things along, he abruptly jumped up. She looked confused as he produced the phallic object she had never seen before. Her eyes widened and her jaw visibly dropped. Before she could be embarrassed, she was simply in a state of shock.

"W-What the hell is.."

His next question made her cough, her face tomato red now. Of course, the fact that he looked hurt only added to the effect.

"A furry?! No! Of cou-"

Val jumped as her entire apartment seemingly appeared to explode with the holo projections of the most disturbing images she had ever seen. At that moment, she wished she had Huang's cloaking abilities so she could disappear. She abruptly left the room, attempting to shut everything off, but nothing seemed to work. Val couldn't remember ever being this embarrassed, and of course it had to be around Huang. She scrambled to find a way to make it stop, all the while muttering apologies under her breath.

"THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, I SWEAR!"

 

[Will]

Huang shook his head, the member dropping to the ground with a thud, heedless of the debauchery occurring around him. The mood had not only been killed, it had been brutalised.

''I think I may vomit.''

He sat back down on the bed. He picked up one of the collections.

''Fuzzy dice IV? Really?'' The grinning face of the star, one Jiang, plastered on the front, the title giving him some small modesty.

 

[Sreeya]

Val was having the worst day of her life. She could not figure out how to make the disaster stop. She opened up her laptop, attempting to figure out how to cut off something like this. Val clicked through and was abruptly met with an explosion of images. She grimaced and looked away, her face still red. There was absolutely no escaping it. The nightmarish scenario had completely encompassed them and there was no stopping it!

She made her way back to her bedroom, prepared to mutter another string of apologies. By now, she was stone cold sober, the heated moment between the two completely lost. She stood at the doorway, clearing her throat. Val looked down and caught him glancing down at a magazine. The scene was possibly the strangest one she had ever witnessed, such an esteemed member of the Order with furry porn in his hands.

"Huang, I don't know how this happened.. I..wait a minute!"

Val went over and snatched the magazine out of his hands. Her eyes widened.

"I know him!!"

Realizing how bad that sounded, she looked up in shock again.

"I mean..not like that.. I uh.."

Her face could not have been any redder. Val simply hoped he would not storm off. She quickly moved to gather up all the magazines, intent on burning them if she had to.

"I think...I think one of my friends did this. It's a prank! You know I'm not into this stuff. It's just a very evil joke played on me! You...you believe me...right?"

 

[Will]

''A...prank...'' Huang muttered, staring into the middle distance. What had been seen...could not be unseen.

A prank! He hoped against all hope it could be a prank... He clung to that small glimmer of hope that the woman he loved wasn't a... furry...

Even the thought caused revulsion...

''What do you mean know him...?'' He asked, suspiciously, as he got up and hopped in front of the computer. The fact that it locked him out with more horror gave Huang more hope of it being a joke.

 

[Sreeya]

Val gloomily followed Huang as he went over to sit in front of her computer.

"See?! It's everywhere!"

She found that she had to raise her voice to speak above the incessant moans and screams of ecstasy. Val grimaced at his question. The tone was accusatory and she hated it. She sighed and continued to attempt to shut everything off.

"It's Jiang Winters, a friend of mine. I don't know when he got into the industry but I guess he did at some point...I know that family so I think either he or someone he knows got access to all these pictures and decided to play a horrible prank."

Val knew he wasn't buying it. She only hoped whoever did this would fess up so she could stop wanting to be invisible.

 

[Jiang Winters]

Sam spent last little while hiding out in her speeder, where locked doors and tinted glass helped to conceal her from the world and allowed her to focus on hiding her presence in the Force without drawing undue attention - because of her relative inexperience with the Force, hiding her own presence required quite a bit of concentration, and so she usually appeared somewhat awkward and distant when she hid. She was brought out of hiding by the chirp of her comms - she'd set up the hologram projectors to alert her when their motion sensors were tripped.

Val was home!

The Cathar waited it out for a little while longer, until she couldn't stand to wait one more second to see her friend's reaction to her devious trap. She abandoned the safety of her speeder and headed up to Val's apartment. The feline could just feel the embarrassment radiating out of the Val's home.

"Oh, this is gonna be rich."

With a smirk plastered across her muzzle and a plan to deliver one last bout of torment to her good friend, Samanya pushed open the door and stepped inside. She purred loudly to snare Val's attention as she walked right through the hologram of Jiang blocking the entrance, and casually remarked, "Mrrr-owl! Val, I didn't know you swung that way!"

The recently promoted Knight was, sadly, completely oblivious to Huang's presence when she spoke, but the moment the final syllable left her lips, she spotted him... Sitting at Val's computer, being bombarded with furry porn involving an oversized tiger and more girls than she could shake a stick at. Her eyes widened and she clamped both hands over her muzzle, her ears standing straight in pure terror. "Uh-oh..."