- Joined
- Dec 24, 2017
- Messages
- 3,838
- Reaction score
- 2,550
In a statement released to the public earlier today, Senator Aezzairrfhowrrhudrrl's office confirmed that the Senator suffered an unexpected health event, and that he is recovering at a local hospital. Authorities credit the Senator's personal translator droid for "creating such an annoying and persistent screeching sound that it could not be ignored", which eventually led to a wellness check on the aged Senator that ended with him being rushed to a nearby hospital.
Aezzairrfhowrrhudrrl, 421, faced numerous challenges to his physical wellbeing during his senate race, with opponents noting that he is among the oldest ever to seek office in Kashyyyk's history. However, the Senator was famously quoted, in one particularly spirited exchange, as being "never too old for the galaxy's nerf****" and "still quite able to kick a Trandoshan's ***".
The Senator's office also confirmed that Aezzairrfhowrrhudrrl has no plans to step down as Kashyyyk's governor, noting that the popular incumbent is comfortably leading in recent reelection polls and citing his commitment to leading the people of Kashyyyk through times of galactic turmoil. According to a spokeswookiee, "The people of Kashyyyk elected Senator Aezzairrfhowrrhudrrl to represent them on the galactic stage, and he has every intent of fulfilling that duty".
Aezzairrfhowrrhudrrl, 421, faced numerous challenges to his physical wellbeing during his senate race, with opponents noting that he is among the oldest ever to seek office in Kashyyyk's history. However, the Senator was famously quoted, in one particularly spirited exchange, as being "never too old for the galaxy's nerf****" and "still quite able to kick a Trandoshan's ***".
The Senator's office also confirmed that Aezzairrfhowrrhudrrl has no plans to step down as Kashyyyk's governor, noting that the popular incumbent is comfortably leading in recent reelection polls and citing his commitment to leading the people of Kashyyyk through times of galactic turmoil. According to a spokeswookiee, "The people of Kashyyyk elected Senator Aezzairrfhowrrhudrrl to represent them on the galactic stage, and he has every intent of fulfilling that duty".