Timestamp: One week before the attack on Ranger HQ
Sent from: Home terminal
Hey Mom,
Just checking in, seeing how you are and all that jazz. Been awhile since our last message but, I know, Opsec and all that shite – don’t worry, I can learn as I go!
The girls have forgiven me for the last joke I played on em, but only after they made sure to do the same or worse to me of course. Enby painted my eyelids bright colours when I was having a nap in Maths.
Yeah, I know, I shouldn’t be napping but you remember Prof Ingram right? From the parents evening couple years ago? You try and tell me that a Gand professor isn’t going to put people to sleep when droning on and on about Maths. You just can’t!
Besides, it happened like a week ago so you can’t ground me for something that happened so long ago, it’d be cruel and unusual punishment and I’d have to report you to the brass! Or I’ll sit in my room and read technical manuals again or something as punishment I guess.
Hope you’re keeping well and you’ve not added too many new scars – just cus your boyfriends like them doesn’t mean you need to collect them mom, seriously. Stomp the bad guys and make sure to take cool pics of some of the places you stop by, yeah?
Let me know when you’re heading back home – need to make sure I tidy up the place, throw out all the old junk food, kick out the hookers and dispose of the meth lab etc.
Later Mom!