New Holobook about the Jedi Order coming next week promises to reveal everything about its origins and secrets
Hello, darlings! As you all must know, I have been silent these past months. The reason was that I was doing a deep search for my last project. After a long and arduous work, I finally finished it! It’s with great pleasure and love that I announce to you and to all the Galaxy my newest holobook: The Origin and Lies of the Jedi Order!
In this compilation, the most complete about the subject, I reveal the shadow origins of the Jedi Order. Since it was a small group of religious fanatics living at the planet of Tython and that learned about the Force by watching the planet’s moons to the zenit of their influence during the time of the High Republic, when they were struggling to deal with a small band of simple pirates in a forgotten corner of the Outer Rim. The holobook also seeks to reveal how their own incompetence caused the appearance of the Sith Order, their greatest enemy and that could be considered their stranded child!
Here I give you a excerpt of the holobook:
"According to Maloron et al, the Jedi Order had started to take children as its members early in its existence. According to these authors, it happened because the Jedi wanted to better teacher its members, since younglings are still free from the corruption of the Dark Side. Front & Arial disagree, arguing that the Jedi started the practice because they believed that Force sensitve children if left unprotected would be turned in stone by a Force eating monstruosity. They use to justify it a horrendous song that was sang by Jedi caretakers to younglings before their sleep. It describes exactly how the creature, if it ever existed, would feed own them and leave only an empty husk. The same author say that the number of problematic padawans increased during the period that this song used, from early High Republic to the Clone Wars. However, with the problems caused by padawans recently, I believe that this song is sitll in use."
Besides the detailed information about its history, the holobook also has a section about interesting curiosities about the Jedi. Did you know that the Jedi of Ach-To drank green milk directly from a thala-siren’s udder? Did you know that the way that Master Yoda talked was a symptom of progressive dementia in individuals of his species? Did you know that Luke Skywalker had incestuous feelings for Leia Organa, while also craving for his brother-in-law, Han Solo? Did you know that Grandmaster Alexandria Voran trained the most attractive members of the Order to seduce possible supporters?
The details of those and many others will be in the holobook! It’ll be officially released at a gala event in the Sagarano’s Palace of Books in Coruscant. Everyone is invited!
Hello, darlings! As you all must know, I have been silent these past months. The reason was that I was doing a deep search for my last project. After a long and arduous work, I finally finished it! It’s with great pleasure and love that I announce to you and to all the Galaxy my newest holobook: The Origin and Lies of the Jedi Order!
In this compilation, the most complete about the subject, I reveal the shadow origins of the Jedi Order. Since it was a small group of religious fanatics living at the planet of Tython and that learned about the Force by watching the planet’s moons to the zenit of their influence during the time of the High Republic, when they were struggling to deal with a small band of simple pirates in a forgotten corner of the Outer Rim. The holobook also seeks to reveal how their own incompetence caused the appearance of the Sith Order, their greatest enemy and that could be considered their stranded child!
Here I give you a excerpt of the holobook:
"According to Maloron et al, the Jedi Order had started to take children as its members early in its existence. According to these authors, it happened because the Jedi wanted to better teacher its members, since younglings are still free from the corruption of the Dark Side. Front & Arial disagree, arguing that the Jedi started the practice because they believed that Force sensitve children if left unprotected would be turned in stone by a Force eating monstruosity. They use to justify it a horrendous song that was sang by Jedi caretakers to younglings before their sleep. It describes exactly how the creature, if it ever existed, would feed own them and leave only an empty husk. The same author say that the number of problematic padawans increased during the period that this song used, from early High Republic to the Clone Wars. However, with the problems caused by padawans recently, I believe that this song is sitll in use."
Besides the detailed information about its history, the holobook also has a section about interesting curiosities about the Jedi. Did you know that the Jedi of Ach-To drank green milk directly from a thala-siren’s udder? Did you know that the way that Master Yoda talked was a symptom of progressive dementia in individuals of his species? Did you know that Luke Skywalker had incestuous feelings for Leia Organa, while also craving for his brother-in-law, Han Solo? Did you know that Grandmaster Alexandria Voran trained the most attractive members of the Order to seduce possible supporters?
The details of those and many others will be in the holobook! It’ll be officially released at a gala event in the Sagarano’s Palace of Books in Coruscant. Everyone is invited!