With questions being asked as to the whereabouts of ISC President Thorne, society swots were delighted to see snaps of him entering into an opera on Coruscant recently - but these dashing photographs of a man once ranked as 'Coruscants Hunkiest Politician' *, have got experts worried. Speaking to Voren Dhur of the Hyperlane Herald in an exclusive interview, body-language expert Max Handiwork said that the President appeared 'noticeably ill' in the photos, whilst a deep analysis of the Presidents movements once inside the venue, suggest that he could have "been swapped with a body double once inside" the expert has claimed.
These stunning revelations have left the political world reeling, with some asking - is the Presidents absence down to this illness? And if so, does he have the AMS virus?
President Thornes office has not commented** on the rumours that the ISC leader could have the AMS virus. Some sources suggest that he could have contracted the virus thanks to the "close personal relationship" he is rumoured to have with MorataCorp founder, Dr. Morata.
"Look this is not the President we know. Just looking at the photo has he enters the opera, and the man is clearly pale, sweating - let's be clear, he is noticeably ill'. But, once inside that all changes, we see chatty Thorne back, and, maybe it is the camera quality here, but he's wearing a different jacket. He's ill, and has been swapped with a body double once inside. We all know it happens with the powerful, and it has clearly happened here."
*Trademark, Hyperlane Herald
**and was not asked to