SWRP 2015 Butt Olympics

Sovereign

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I'm making another version of this game since the last one was deleted (censored).

The last item you purchased goes up your butt.

What is it?

Are you OK?
 

Sovereign

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I bought pasta. I think I'm ok.
 

tapir163

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Three tall boys of Carling lager, three of Kozel. I should be okay, now pass the vasoline.
 

Black Noise

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A coffee.

Dammit that'll be hot, but still not as hot as my sexy ass, Senpai.
 

The Kyzer

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A 2-Liter of Mountain Dew.

News Update: I am so not OK. It burns and my heart feels like it's going to explode.
 

Simon

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A Deadlywinds Fibur-X carbon fiber barrel and several Freak barrel inserts for my Empire Axe.

Damnit, this is gonna hurt my accuracy.
 

Taz

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6 pack of bud light lime

Long as I don't do it all at once it should be fine.
 

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3 pates of various dumplings (****ing love China)

I should be ok as long as I dont have to say chubby bunny after each one :P
 

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I recently filled my car up with gas.

It'll probably burn some, but I should be fine as long as I stay away from Mexican food.
 
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Marzi

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Paid the bill for my lawn-mowing.

Do I have to shove the whole lawn up my ass?

Fun.
 

Slamdingo

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Bought a couple of pizzas, a 2 liter, and some breadsticks.

This. Is gonna sting.
 

Saul Perth

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A box of 25 9mm bullets, I should be fine unless I trip and happen to fall at just the right angle.
 

Assassin

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The core rulebook for Star Wars: Edge of the Empire... Ow.
 

Saul

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11 gallons of gas.

No, no I'm not okay.
 

Loco

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A 12oz water bottle.

This actually might feel kind of nice.
 

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A package of (disappointing) bacon jerky. I think the plastic edges of the packaging is gonna hurt.
 
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