The Pimps Of JoyTime, Joining.

[Veritas et Lux]

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"I've been in this family business a long time, and I can tell you first hand that if you need- and I'm not saying you do, but IF you need anything taken care of... My boys are some hard workers."

The family's been around for years- It all started off back in the olden days when the Republic and the Federation started fightin', see. When droids started droppin' on planets' doorsteps we would relay back intel. 'Yeh', It was pretty noble alright- but than the family started gettin' more active. We started fightin' back- not like some mercenary groups or some rag-tag militia. We were balls out protection, and we could protect- ha. Lemme' tell ya'. In fact, we were so good at protectin' that we sold our protection for profit.

Now, sure this was good and fine an' all, but it was only afta' the empire rose up that we started makin' the real money. See, when dat' happened we started takin' advantage of the situation. Heh, if you know what I mean. Now... Everyone had some rules laid on em', and trust me when I say this- Not everyone liked the rules, include ourselves. Sooo... The family decided that the rules weren't so good, but better. The rules were great- Ya' know what for? For Profit, that's what for! Trade, economics, the whole shi'bang! They had taxes on everythin'. Transportation, trade, hell if they could have put taxes on the air the would've. So we started smuggling- And smuggling and protection turned into racketeering.

And that my friend is the story of the businessmen that this fine family came from. Now if ya' were to ask me if I was in a crime family- than I'd proly say "What are ya' a cop?" And check ya' for wires or maybe slap the shit out of ya'. I mean- I gotta whole family to protect that's under my wing. Besides, we like to think of ourselves as 'specialized business-men' anyways.

So back to the future for a minute, let's talk...

You wanna' be just like ya' old man, huh? Well son- Let's go for a ride...

In order to join the Pimps Of JoyTIme you must approach THE Capo Crimini or Capo Bastone with an offering to the family and a kiss on the hand. If you are accepted you must first go through intensive screening and background checks before you go through training by either a Caporegime/Capodecime or higher ranking family member. Training consists of a multitude of jobs that are performed by the Adepto with help from the tutor. The Adepto must complete the following:

One training thread that includes one mission and a teaching of the family code. Must be a minimum of thirty five replies.