"GYAAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!"
On dark plastic inbound…
A Sith has come to town…
His is a bloody business…
This Sith and his frown…
No time to clown around.
Kids, please listen up now.
This isn’t your average Sith.
This is a very monstrous Sith.
If you don’t believe it.
Take a good look at him.
Got nothing against Chevin.
But that is one ugly karkin’—
“BEHOLD YOUR CONQUEROR!”
Cries a voice atop a platform of conquest.
“I AM LEVIN THE CHEVIN! YOU SHALL BURN!”
He raises his arms, body bound in black long dress.
Sith robes, including a hood and cloak, bought on sale.
Well, if you define that as stealing garments from mail.
Levin, he wasn’t paid much for what he did, not really.
The musician plays harmonica, but Levin’s still failing.
He doesn’t know why. Neither did that one other guy.
He didn’t like his boss, the two never quite got along.
Levin’s supervisor yelled at him sternly this one night.
The Chevin headbutted him and made his skull pop.
A coffin later and Levin the Chevin moved along.
“I AM THE GREATEST SITH WHO EVER LIVED!”
At his back, Coruscant’s skyline, so small to him.
“LONG MAY REIGN THE BREAKER OF PLATES!”
“Oh, who will save us from this terrible, ugly beast!?”
A girl standing on the roof beside him just then blinks.
She looks between the Chevin and the vast distance.
“NONE SHALL DENY THE POWER OF MY MIGHTY BITE!”
Flapping his arms up and down, Lord Levin charges.
Actually, he more like waddles, suffering a bad back.
Bit of a nasty Herglic attack, sunburnt at that, scarred.
“COME TO ME MY PRETTY!” Mad Chevin wags arms.
“I SHALL SAVE YOU!” Queue the Knight of Justice.
Has a golden hilt, lightsaber, ignites it, and glows.
He swings it, it is vibrant blue, into Levin’s left hip.
“KARK! MY SHENANIGANS!” Blade’s fake though.
“YOU SUCK!” Someone then throws a banana peel.
-PWUCK!- Momentum sends it into Levin’s head.
“BOOOO!” Someone throws a whole banana too.
-SPLUCK!- Inertia ensures connection to his chest.
“WAIT. I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE END YET.”
“BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Someone threw a shoe.
This time Chevin Force-flicks it back at the caster.
Smacks her in the nose, breaks it. She’s a bleeder.
“SOMEONE CALL A POLICE OFFICER!”
“MAMA NEVER LET ME PLAY FROGGER!”
“IS THERE MUCH PAY IN BEING A LOGGER?”
“OFFERING 500 CREDITS TO BUY MY FATHER!”
Amid the insanity.
Levin is sneaking.
Making his great escape.
From his fruitcake of a play.
On dark plastic inbound…
A Sith has come to town…
His is a bloody business…
This Sith and his frown…
No time to clown around.
Kids, please listen up now.
This isn’t your average Sith.
This is a very monstrous Sith.
If you don’t believe it.
Take a good look at him.
Got nothing against Chevin.
But that is one ugly karkin’—
“BEHOLD YOUR CONQUEROR!”
Cries a voice atop a platform of conquest.
“I AM LEVIN THE CHEVIN! YOU SHALL BURN!”
He raises his arms, body bound in black long dress.
Sith robes, including a hood and cloak, bought on sale.
Well, if you define that as stealing garments from mail.
Levin, he wasn’t paid much for what he did, not really.
The musician plays harmonica, but Levin’s still failing.
He doesn’t know why. Neither did that one other guy.
He didn’t like his boss, the two never quite got along.
Levin’s supervisor yelled at him sternly this one night.
The Chevin headbutted him and made his skull pop.
A coffin later and Levin the Chevin moved along.
“I AM THE GREATEST SITH WHO EVER LIVED!”
At his back, Coruscant’s skyline, so small to him.
“LONG MAY REIGN THE BREAKER OF PLATES!”
“Oh, who will save us from this terrible, ugly beast!?”
A girl standing on the roof beside him just then blinks.
She looks between the Chevin and the vast distance.
“NONE SHALL DENY THE POWER OF MY MIGHTY BITE!”
Flapping his arms up and down, Lord Levin charges.
Actually, he more like waddles, suffering a bad back.
Bit of a nasty Herglic attack, sunburnt at that, scarred.
“COME TO ME MY PRETTY!” Mad Chevin wags arms.
“I SHALL SAVE YOU!” Queue the Knight of Justice.
Has a golden hilt, lightsaber, ignites it, and glows.
He swings it, it is vibrant blue, into Levin’s left hip.
“KARK! MY SHENANIGANS!” Blade’s fake though.
“YOU SUCK!” Someone then throws a banana peel.
-PWUCK!- Momentum sends it into Levin’s head.
“BOOOO!” Someone throws a whole banana too.
-SPLUCK!- Inertia ensures connection to his chest.
“WAIT. I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE END YET.”
“BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Someone threw a shoe.
This time Chevin Force-flicks it back at the caster.
Smacks her in the nose, breaks it. She’s a bleeder.
“SOMEONE CALL A POLICE OFFICER!”
“MAMA NEVER LET ME PLAY FROGGER!”
“IS THERE MUCH PAY IN BEING A LOGGER?”
“OFFERING 500 CREDITS TO BUY MY FATHER!”
Amid the insanity.
Levin is sneaking.
Making his great escape.
From his fruitcake of a play.