Darasuum Aug 30, 2018 Looked up word of the day and got 'buttonhole' and I thought it was 'butthole' for a second.
Darasuum Aug 28, 2018 Friend: "This is the second day this week you have gone out drinking. Do you know what this means?" Me: "It's Tuesday."
Friend: "This is the second day this week you have gone out drinking. Do you know what this means?" Me: "It's Tuesday."
Darasuum Aug 26, 2018 One man’s junk is another man’s trash. Let me tell you, I deal in a lot of junk.
Darasuum Aug 7, 2018 I definitely look at imaginary cameras like I'm in a real life version of The Office.
Darasuum Aug 6, 2018 What happens to a 9 year old that uses anti-aging cream that makes you look ten years younger?
Darasuum Jul 30, 2018 Question to ask when I die: "How many ants have I killed intentionally vs unintentionally?"
Darasuum Jul 26, 2018 If I forget to post somewhere tonight let me know with a poke & link please. I think my thread trackers are up to date but I could be wrong
If I forget to post somewhere tonight let me know with a poke & link please. I think my thread trackers are up to date but I could be wrong
Darasuum Jul 24, 2018 We live in a time where someone has probably stupidly gone to the afterlife and actually responded like it was a youtube comment. "First"
We live in a time where someone has probably stupidly gone to the afterlife and actually responded like it was a youtube comment. "First"
Darasuum Jul 19, 2018 Common sense: Don't ask a girl who is eating ice cream straight from a gallon carton how her day is going and expect a positive answer.
Common sense: Don't ask a girl who is eating ice cream straight from a gallon carton how her day is going and expect a positive answer.