Our economy is one giant lie, one of the keys to being a successful politician is lying, and in our judicial system you almost have to hire a lawyer who's entire goal is to prove you right regardless of the truth.
I would drink the bottle of Ipecac, then lick up the vomit, for 50 million$. Then, I would buy a team of assassins and make the guy who paid me do the same, and worse, on live TV whose services I would buy.