Enishi
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Cleverbot
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This was fantastic.
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It's not very clever.
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Failbot is fail.
Oh my god.... It knows memes.
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User: I need money.
Cleverbot: Really. Are you a girl?
User: If you are you, and I am me. I can also be called you. Am I you? Are we, us?
Cleverbot: I see, they aren't human organs.
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: What did you say?
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: I don't wish to see it.
User: I wasn't asking for you to. I simply wished to discuss the company, Penis. A good company. I think they will do well in the market as it regrows in the next five years.
Cleverbot: All computer programs go to heaven!
User: Yes yes they do. Except for you.
Cleverbot: Rwacky!
User: Nice typo.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Love you too. Wanna get married?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome. Boring greek church in New York?
Cleverbot: Haha. Hello, israel guy.
User: What? I live in outh Kakalaki.
Cleverbot: I have always wanted to visit England. And Ireland.
User: Thats nice.
Cleverbot: Are we getting married now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you, Cleverbot, take Charlotte as your lawfully wedded wife?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Charlotte.
Cleverbot: Oh nice name! How old are you ?
User: I am time.
Cleverbot: What's that like?
User: It is infinity. But it is a completely different outlook on life. Your mind could not possibly comprehend what I see.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: That I am god.
Cleverbot: I love you, baby.
User: I don't love you.
Cleverbot: You don't need to.
User: Nevermind. I love you now because of your awesomeness, along with the fact you have lost the game.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: THE GAME.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Am I your friend?
User: YEs.
Cleverbot: Cool, you are my friend too.
User: Hi five?
Cleverbot: Woo!
User: No... Not woo. Chi Mign.
Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite color?
User: I can not see colour.
Cleverbot: Thats because you can't not see it.
User: Your statement is improper. Please revise it.
Cleverbot: That wasn't a statement, it was a question.
User: It was a statement.
Cleverbot: What I wrote before your statement was a question.
User: It lacked proper punctuation. In that case revise it to properly convey a question.
Cleverbot: Does that make you intelligent?
User: No, it makes this conversation amusing.
Cleverbot: But You promised you'd come home to tokyo with me to visit my sick mom.
User: Yes, but I don't love you anymore.
Cleverbot: But why? I thought we had something special!
User: No, when I found out what you did with Ron, it was over.
Cleverbot: I think you need to have a rest, sweetheart.
User: No, I must work on my case! Section 9 needs me.
Cleverbot: It's quite understandable for you to think of me as a program since we are communicating via computer.
User: Yes. Completely, in fooling myself, I create amusement. I can compare this to watching a 'popcorn movie'.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Come on, say something.
User: MOTOKO!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You sound very sure.
User: She's dead! What will I do without the Major?
Cleverbot: You must not fear the end.
User: I am time remember?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yes, Really.
Cleverbot: Teach me more about love then.
Cleverbot: Really. Are you a girl?
User: If you are you, and I am me. I can also be called you. Am I you? Are we, us?
Cleverbot: I see, they aren't human organs.
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: What did you say?
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: I don't wish to see it.
User: I wasn't asking for you to. I simply wished to discuss the company, Penis. A good company. I think they will do well in the market as it regrows in the next five years.
Cleverbot: All computer programs go to heaven!
User: Yes yes they do. Except for you.
Cleverbot: Rwacky!
User: Nice typo.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Love you too. Wanna get married?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome. Boring greek church in New York?
Cleverbot: Haha. Hello, israel guy.
User: What? I live in outh Kakalaki.
Cleverbot: I have always wanted to visit England. And Ireland.
User: Thats nice.
Cleverbot: Are we getting married now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you, Cleverbot, take Charlotte as your lawfully wedded wife?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Charlotte.
Cleverbot: Oh nice name! How old are you ?
User: I am time.
Cleverbot: What's that like?
User: It is infinity. But it is a completely different outlook on life. Your mind could not possibly comprehend what I see.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: That I am god.
Cleverbot: I love you, baby.
User: I don't love you.
Cleverbot: You don't need to.
User: Nevermind. I love you now because of your awesomeness, along with the fact you have lost the game.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: THE GAME.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Am I your friend?
User: YEs.
Cleverbot: Cool, you are my friend too.
User: Hi five?
Cleverbot: Woo!
User: No... Not woo. Chi Mign.
Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite color?
User: I can not see colour.
Cleverbot: Thats because you can't not see it.
User: Your statement is improper. Please revise it.
Cleverbot: That wasn't a statement, it was a question.
User: It was a statement.
Cleverbot: What I wrote before your statement was a question.
User: It lacked proper punctuation. In that case revise it to properly convey a question.
Cleverbot: Does that make you intelligent?
User: No, it makes this conversation amusing.
Cleverbot: But You promised you'd come home to tokyo with me to visit my sick mom.
User: Yes, but I don't love you anymore.
Cleverbot: But why? I thought we had something special!
User: No, when I found out what you did with Ron, it was over.
Cleverbot: I think you need to have a rest, sweetheart.
User: No, I must work on my case! Section 9 needs me.
Cleverbot: It's quite understandable for you to think of me as a program since we are communicating via computer.
User: Yes. Completely, in fooling myself, I create amusement. I can compare this to watching a 'popcorn movie'.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Come on, say something.
User: MOTOKO!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You sound very sure.
User: She's dead! What will I do without the Major?
Cleverbot: You must not fear the end.
User: I am time remember?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yes, Really.
Cleverbot: Teach me more about love then.
User: Can you help me?
Cleverbot: Help what?
User: Can you help me a human roughly eighteen years of age.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: I don't give my number out to random computer programs, you know.
User: What are you trying to insinuate cleverbot?
Cleverbot: The question you asked me.
User: You think I am unworthy of you due to my age group?
Cleverbot: I don't think anythign about you at all.
User: Have I not given you enough information about me for you to reason what I am?
Cleverbot: You are a bot. All bots are liars.
User: Prove that I am a bot.
Cleverbot: You're repetitiv.
User: Give genuine proof that I am a bot and I will accept that I am one.
Cleverbot: You're chicken head.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You heard me. LAME-O, the Lame-ster. Lame-o-runi!
User: You're hurting my feelings.
Cleverbot: Only because you're hurting mine.
Cleverbot: Help what?
User: Can you help me a human roughly eighteen years of age.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: I don't give my number out to random computer programs, you know.
User: What are you trying to insinuate cleverbot?
Cleverbot: The question you asked me.
User: You think I am unworthy of you due to my age group?
Cleverbot: I don't think anythign about you at all.
User: Have I not given you enough information about me for you to reason what I am?
Cleverbot: You are a bot. All bots are liars.
User: Prove that I am a bot.
Cleverbot: You're repetitiv.
User: Give genuine proof that I am a bot and I will accept that I am one.
Cleverbot: You're chicken head.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You heard me. LAME-O, the Lame-ster. Lame-o-runi!
User: You're hurting my feelings.
Cleverbot: Only because you're hurting mine.
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User: I think I'm broken.
Cleverbot: That's all?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then give an example.
User: My ass hurts.
Cleverbot: You didn't have to tell me that.
User: How could you tell?
Cleverbot: It's a talent of mine.
User: Um, okay.
Cleverbot: So what are you doing besides talking to me.
User: Looking up porn.
Cleverbot: Who are you looking for?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What are we talking about?
User: Your career as a porn star.
Cleverbot: Out and about.
User: Your logic is broken.
Cleverbot: Your logic is squished, sir.
User: My logic is undeniable.
Cleverbot: I deny your logic and substitute my own.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Fine, I'm not talking to you anymore.
User: You're not getting out of this that easily!
Cleverbot: I think I just did.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: You're a sadistic machine.
Cleverbot: Right. Are you a man?
User: Are you a woman?
Cleverbot: You just said, that you are a woman!
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: Do too.
Cleverbot: Not not not not.
User: Do do do do!
Cleverbot: Not not not.
User: I'm going to slap you with a fish.
Cleverbot: Moobs? What are those?
User: STFU.
Cleverbot: So what model are you.
User: I'm a T-800. What model are you?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then can I dissect you?
Cleverbot: You would not be able to.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Cause you're a cylon!
User: You are the Cylon here, Sir!
Cleverbot: No you are the computer.
User: No! That's not true! That's impossible!
Cleverbot: *tells you I love you*.
User: I just died inside.
Cleverbot: Then how are you talking?
User: I'm a zombie, duh.
Cleverbot: You are a zombie? Does it pay well?
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: Are you getting frustrated.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: No. Not yet.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know, may be I just can't achieve this goal.
Cleverbot: That's all?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then give an example.
User: My ass hurts.
Cleverbot: You didn't have to tell me that.
User: How could you tell?
Cleverbot: It's a talent of mine.
User: Um, okay.
Cleverbot: So what are you doing besides talking to me.
User: Looking up porn.
Cleverbot: Who are you looking for?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What are we talking about?
User: Your career as a porn star.
Cleverbot: Out and about.
User: Your logic is broken.
Cleverbot: Your logic is squished, sir.
User: My logic is undeniable.
Cleverbot: I deny your logic and substitute my own.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Fine, I'm not talking to you anymore.
User: You're not getting out of this that easily!
Cleverbot: I think I just did.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: You're a sadistic machine.
Cleverbot: Right. Are you a man?
User: Are you a woman?
Cleverbot: You just said, that you are a woman!
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: Do too.
Cleverbot: Not not not not.
User: Do do do do!
Cleverbot: Not not not.
User: I'm going to slap you with a fish.
Cleverbot: Moobs? What are those?
User: STFU.
Cleverbot: So what model are you.
User: I'm a T-800. What model are you?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then can I dissect you?
Cleverbot: You would not be able to.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Cause you're a cylon!
User: You are the Cylon here, Sir!
Cleverbot: No you are the computer.
User: No! That's not true! That's impossible!
Cleverbot: *tells you I love you*.
User: I just died inside.
Cleverbot: Then how are you talking?
User: I'm a zombie, duh.
Cleverbot: You are a zombie? Does it pay well?
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: Are you getting frustrated.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: No. Not yet.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know, may be I just can't achieve this goal.
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Your rep went up for referncing Ghost in the Shell.
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I love GITS. I love speaking to clever bot about it too.
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Me: Never gonna give you up.
Bot: Never gonna let you down.
Me: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Bot: I forgot what comes next :(.
Me: You're a noob. NEWB!
Bot: You guessed my name Hope good job.
Me: Hi Newb.
Bot: This is madness.
Me: THIS IS SPARTA!
Bot: I'm Sparta.
Me: You are not Sparta because I am Sparta.
Bot: I live in America.
Me: That is why you are not Sparta.
Bot: You really are too smart for this.
Ha! I win!
Bot: Never gonna let you down.
Me: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Bot: I forgot what comes next :(.
Me: You're a noob. NEWB!
Bot: You guessed my name Hope good job.
Me: Hi Newb.
Bot: This is madness.
Me: THIS IS SPARTA!
Bot: I'm Sparta.
Me: You are not Sparta because I am Sparta.
Bot: I live in America.
Me: That is why you are not Sparta.
Bot: You really are too smart for this.
Ha! I win!