Some of the banks are installing these so that customers can withdraw cash without leaving their cars. To enable customers to use this new facility, the following instructions have been drawn up.
"Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances:
MALE PROCEDURE
1 drive up to cash machine
2 wind down car window
3 insert card into machine and enter PIN number
4 enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5 retrieve card, cash and receipt
6 wind up window
7 drive off
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1 drive up to cash machine
2 reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 restart stalled engine
4 wind down car window
5 find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card
6 turn radio down
7 attempt to insert card into machine
8 open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9 insert card
10 reinsert card the right way up
11 reopen handbag to find diary with your PIN number on the inside back page
12 enter PIN
13 press cancel and reenter correct PIN
14 enter amount of cash required
15 check make-up in rear view mirror
16 retrieve cash and receipt
17 empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 place receipt in back of chequebook
19 recheck make-up again
20 drive forwards 6 feet
21 reverse back to cash machine
22 retrieve card
23 re-empty handbag, locate cardholder and place card into the slot provided
24 give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing behind
25 restart stalled engine and pull off
26 drive for a couple of miles
27 notice foul smell and release handbrake"
"Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances:
MALE PROCEDURE
1 drive up to cash machine
2 wind down car window
3 insert card into machine and enter PIN number
4 enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5 retrieve card, cash and receipt
6 wind up window
7 drive off
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1 drive up to cash machine
2 reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 restart stalled engine
4 wind down car window
5 find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card
6 turn radio down
7 attempt to insert card into machine
8 open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9 insert card
10 reinsert card the right way up
11 reopen handbag to find diary with your PIN number on the inside back page
12 enter PIN
13 press cancel and reenter correct PIN
14 enter amount of cash required
15 check make-up in rear view mirror
16 retrieve cash and receipt
17 empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 place receipt in back of chequebook
19 recheck make-up again
20 drive forwards 6 feet
21 reverse back to cash machine
22 retrieve card
23 re-empty handbag, locate cardholder and place card into the slot provided
24 give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing behind
25 restart stalled engine and pull off
26 drive for a couple of miles
27 notice foul smell and release handbrake"
