Escape the Room.

[Ols]

You take the weight and the screwdriver. You repeatedly club and stab Sin with it until he tells you how to get out of the damn room!!!

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

Then the guy who put you in there come into the room and violates the corpse.

Too bad I'm dead.
I can't care anymore.

 

[Sabre]

Are there any cultural referance I won't get? Does please the cheese mean anything to anyone?

 

[Ser Yorick]

It doesn't mean shit to me.

 

[The Balance]

Can you describe the weight for me?

 

[Sabre]

Can you describe the weight for me?

"Everything you need to escape is in this message" if you really need to know, chances are your barking up the wrong tree.

 

[The Balance]

"Everything you need to escape is in this message" if you really need to know, chances are your barking up the wrong tree.

I'm thinking you have to do something to the weight with the screw driver, so I wanted to know if there was anyway to take it apart.

 

[Ols]

I expect as it's a weight it's probably just a lump of metal that weighs 3lbs and cannot be taken apart, as it's just got 1 part.

 

[Sabre]

That seems unlikely.

 

[Ser Yorick]

Zomg the weight is the lock that opens the unseen mechanism that Sin hinted to in his first post but never really explained in the description and the screwdriver is the key that opens the weight which then in turn opens the unseen mechanism and allows you to escape!!!!!!!!

 

[Tsar Fire]

I claim I have a +497.2 broadsword in my back pocket, which thus pleases the cheese. And my supreme beardy-cheesiness allows me to leave the room.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

I claim I have a +497.2 broadsword in my back pocket, which thus pleases the cheese. And my supreme beardy-cheesiness allows me to leave the room.

Genius!

 

[Sabre]

Zomg the weight is the lock that opens the unseen mechanism that Sin hinted to in his first post but never really explained in the description and the screwdriver is the key that opens the weight which then in turn opens the unseen mechanism and allows you to escape!!!!!!!!

Of course! It all makes sense now.

 

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

The correct awnser is yes.
Jeez get it right people/

 

[Green Ranger]

Go crazy and worship the weight and scrrewdriver as your idol gods until the day you starve to death.

 

[Sovereign]

Hint: what does cheese have to do with being in a room?

 

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

Hint: what does cheese have to do with being in a room?

The room has holes in it?
It smells?
You can eat it?

 

[Johnnysaurus Rex]

Fart?

 

[Solus]

I already solved it, Sin. Gosh.

*sigh* Play baseball with the screwdriver as a bat. After three strikes you're out.

This is too easy, Sin.

You can all go home and ignore the Soviet now.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

yay!