lady gaga and the illuminati...

[Jaqen H'ghar]

http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=1676


This person has way to much freetime but **** me did I laugh.

Lady Gaga is a poster-girl for Illuminati mind control, a puppet who embodies exactly what the public represents in the eyes of the elite: mindless drones, mannequins, remote controlled robots, hypnotized degenerates incapable of thinking coherently. On the other hand, her symbolism is deep, esoteric and even spiritual. This paradoxical aspect of Lady Gaga is something that deserves to be analyzed and understood. While masses of young people imitate Gaga’s brain-dead persona, the subversive symbolism surrounding her art still reaches the fan’s subconscious. She is not the Antichrist though (last I’ve heard), she is simply one of the many pop stars sending out similar messages to the public. Combined with Hollywood movies, TV shows and commercials, media outlets are programming young minds to think and act a specific way.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

Phhh... She refused to join us. They mistakenly think she accepted our invitation.

 

[Kath]

Lady Gaga is so sexy...i want that so bad

the Iluminati she's too hot for them.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

Lady Gaga is so sexy...i want that so bad

the Iluminati she's too hot for them.

:CStern::CStern: I resent that.

 

[Brandon Rhea]

I agree with everything quoted in the original post.

 

[Sovereign]

As a member of the Illuminati, I can say that she is indeed an effective instrument of thought-control.

 

[Brandon Rhea]

As a member of the Illuminati, I can say that she is indeed an effective instrument of thought-control.

I was the one who inducted Sin into the Illuminati.

True story.

 

[Kath]

oh yeah i forgot you guys have the Iliminati group......sorry. but i call dibs on that ass.

 

[Brandon Rhea]

oh yeah i forgot you guys have the Iliminati group......sorry. but i call dibs on that ass.

We are the Illuminati, the staff I mean. We're its online chapter, and I'm the chapter's leader. I answer only to the Pope and Dick Cheney.

 

[Green Ranger]

oh yeah i forgot you guys have the Iliminati group......sorry. but i call dibs on that ass.

Feel free to take it. I don't think anyone's gonna fight you for it.

 

[Jiang Winters]

oh yeah i forgot you guys have the Iliminati group......sorry. but i call dibs on that ass.

Have fun getting some lovely diseases with really long names. :CHappy:

 

[Kath]

We are the Illuminati, the staff I mean. We're its online chapter, and I'm the chapter's leader. I answer only to the Pope and Dick Cheney.

Oh shit...

@ gr1m: score!!

@Hakim: :CStern:

 

[Green Ranger]

Have fun getting some lovely diseases with really long names. :CHappy:

This pretty much.

 

[Random Hero]

How? She is ugly as sin.

(Not SIN the member.)

 

[Ser Yorick]

We are the Illuminati, the staff I mean. We're its online chapter, and I'm the chapter's leader. I answer only to the Pope and Dick Cheney.

You want to shut up right now. This is not the time, nor the place, for you to give away our secrets! :CStern:

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

rofl, glad you all enjoyed the read.

 

[PuffyCow]

Lady Gaga is so sexy...i want that so bad

the Iluminati she's too hot for them.

Dude, I am 99% sure Lady Gaga is not a girl.

She...well...he...it's more of an it, really. She's a hermaphrodite.

She got both parts, boy.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

I'd tap it. I'd wrap it three times first, but I'd tap it.

 

[Sovereign]

I'd tap it on a sunday night maybe, when there's nothing on T.V.

 

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

I'd tap it on a sunday night maybe, when there's nothing on T.V.

All the bars closed? :CAbove:



I lol'd at this, but in a way the generalized statements are true. Like any generalized statement, really.
But those stupid shows on ABC and Twilight are programming girls for impossible relationships, and setting unrealistic standards. :CStern: