Vayna Akhara
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Is your character feeling tired? Want to give them that little extra 'oomph'? Are they suffering from feelings of inadequacy? Are they running slow? Memory in need of upgrade? Then why not visit
We can make your dreams come true! Want to be faster, stronger, more intelligent, more attractive, more resistant to blaster fire? With state of the art alchemical and surgical procedures, Master Sanayana can give you the body - and mind! - you desire!
Master Sanayana is a rising star in the twin fields of surgery and alchemy, a true pioneer at the forefront of modern medicine. Until now she has been a secret known only to the rich and powerful. Now that skill, that knowledge, is being made available to a wider public! At Master Sanayana's well-equipped surgery/laboratory we can work magic! Here are just a few of the procedures being made available to the discerning purchaser:
Memory Enhancement
Memory letting you down? Find yourself too slow to think of something in time? Why not purchase our Memory Enhancement package, and go dual-processor with a second head! Choose from our wide selection of species, gender and cranial capacity!
Greater Speed
Find yourself being run-down? Can't keep up with your friends? Our Greater Speed package may be just what you need!Replace your legs with something longer! Or why not try mechanical upgrades? With giant springs for legs, you're sure to be the fastest thing around!
Armament Upgrade
Been outgunned again? Needing more firepower? Get yourself an additional pair of arms! Now you can carry and use two rifles at once! Or for the ultimate in packing heat, have a plasma projector implanted in each new arm!
Penile Enlargement
Feelings of inadequacy? Women laughing at you in the bedroom? Our Penile Enlargement service is second-to-none! Now you too can be hung like a Bull Rancor - literally!
And we have even more services available! We can customise your armour after your surgery, strengthen your skeleton and muscles, improve lung efficiency - you name it, we can do it! With our all-new, secret Alchemy ingredients, the new you is waiting. Don't delay, call today!
We also have two brand-new facilities to offer you!
Character Resurrection
Yes, it's true! Your favourite character has died? Don't worry, we can help! Just bring us the corpse, and we can have it back on its feet in no time! This is no cheap 'Korriban Zombie', this is the real deal! Bring us the dead body of your choice and we'll bring it back to life! We can even implant many of our upgrades at the same time - not just bringing them back as good as new. but better than new!
Corpse Removal
Got that dead body you just don't know how to get rid of? Embarrassing putrefaction odours getting you down? Bring it to us! We pay good money for every non-liquefying corpse brought in, top rates paid depending on rarity of species, gender, and freshness of the material. Bring it down to Master Sanayana's Alchemical Emporium and dispose of the evidence cleanly and thoroughly - and have the added satisfaction of knowing you're doing it for Science!
Customer Testimonial
"From the moment I woke up, I knew that Master Sanayana's services had been of the highest quality. I felt fast, strong, tough, and equipped with poisonous teeth and sharp clawed hands and feet. Yes, Master Sanayana's surgical and alchemical skills are everything they're whispered to be, and more! Now I can be a real living weapon of the Sith!"
Shadzrill, Sith Acolyte
Master Sanayana's Alchemical Emporium is an equal rights medical centre; we will happily perform surgery and alchemy on Jedi, Mandalorians, Chiss ...
Don't delay! Call
on
and book your appointment today!
Disclaimer : The surgical and alchemical techniques employed by Master Sanayana's Alchemical Emporium are highly experimental. The Emporium accepts no liability in the event of any medical errors, alchemical failures or unwanted side-effects such as complete lack of cranial matter or unplanned structural degeneration. Terms and Conditions apply.
((OOC : I think I'll try to get this into the Yellow Pages ... Anyway, just a little 'something' you may find amusing.))
Master Sanayana's Alchemical Emporium!
We can make your dreams come true! Want to be faster, stronger, more intelligent, more attractive, more resistant to blaster fire? With state of the art alchemical and surgical procedures, Master Sanayana can give you the body - and mind! - you desire!
Master Sanayana is a rising star in the twin fields of surgery and alchemy, a true pioneer at the forefront of modern medicine. Until now she has been a secret known only to the rich and powerful. Now that skill, that knowledge, is being made available to a wider public! At Master Sanayana's well-equipped surgery/laboratory we can work magic! Here are just a few of the procedures being made available to the discerning purchaser:
Memory Enhancement
Memory letting you down? Find yourself too slow to think of something in time? Why not purchase our Memory Enhancement package, and go dual-processor with a second head! Choose from our wide selection of species, gender and cranial capacity!
Greater Speed
Find yourself being run-down? Can't keep up with your friends? Our Greater Speed package may be just what you need!Replace your legs with something longer! Or why not try mechanical upgrades? With giant springs for legs, you're sure to be the fastest thing around!
Armament Upgrade
Been outgunned again? Needing more firepower? Get yourself an additional pair of arms! Now you can carry and use two rifles at once! Or for the ultimate in packing heat, have a plasma projector implanted in each new arm!
Penile Enlargement
Feelings of inadequacy? Women laughing at you in the bedroom? Our Penile Enlargement service is second-to-none! Now you too can be hung like a Bull Rancor - literally!
And we have even more services available! We can customise your armour after your surgery, strengthen your skeleton and muscles, improve lung efficiency - you name it, we can do it! With our all-new, secret Alchemy ingredients, the new you is waiting. Don't delay, call today!
We also have two brand-new facilities to offer you!
Character Resurrection
Yes, it's true! Your favourite character has died? Don't worry, we can help! Just bring us the corpse, and we can have it back on its feet in no time! This is no cheap 'Korriban Zombie', this is the real deal! Bring us the dead body of your choice and we'll bring it back to life! We can even implant many of our upgrades at the same time - not just bringing them back as good as new. but better than new!
Corpse Removal
Got that dead body you just don't know how to get rid of? Embarrassing putrefaction odours getting you down? Bring it to us! We pay good money for every non-liquefying corpse brought in, top rates paid depending on rarity of species, gender, and freshness of the material. Bring it down to Master Sanayana's Alchemical Emporium and dispose of the evidence cleanly and thoroughly - and have the added satisfaction of knowing you're doing it for Science!
Customer Testimonial
"From the moment I woke up, I knew that Master Sanayana's services had been of the highest quality. I felt fast, strong, tough, and equipped with poisonous teeth and sharp clawed hands and feet. Yes, Master Sanayana's surgical and alchemical skills are everything they're whispered to be, and more! Now I can be a real living weapon of the Sith!"
Shadzrill, Sith Acolyte
Master Sanayana's Alchemical Emporium is an equal rights medical centre; we will happily perform surgery and alchemy on Jedi, Mandalorians, Chiss ...
Don't delay! Call
Master Sanayana's Alchemical Emporium!
on
Purgatory-482957-01
and book your appointment today!
Disclaimer : The surgical and alchemical techniques employed by Master Sanayana's Alchemical Emporium are highly experimental. The Emporium accepts no liability in the event of any medical errors, alchemical failures or unwanted side-effects such as complete lack of cranial matter or unplanned structural degeneration. Terms and Conditions apply.
((OOC : I think I'll try to get this into the Yellow Pages ... Anyway, just a little 'something' you may find amusing.))
