My cousin is giving birth.

[Gabora]

Yes she is. Her contraptions are 2-3 min. The name of the baby girl is Delaney Coralinn Lorelai Delacruz.

 

[Brandon Rhea]

Contraptions?

Wow....

 

[Sovereign]

O shit dude.

I ****ing love contraptions.

 

[Gabora]

Contraptions?

Wow....

sorry. I'm on a laptop wit minimal light and a lot of talking going on behind me.

 

[Empress]

I wish I had those instead of contractions... those sound WAY cooler.

 

[Brandon Rhea]

I wish I had those instead of contractions... those sound WAY cooler.

You can have fun with contraptions instead of being all...ow.

 

[Gabora]

Great, now everyones going to talk about contraptions just because I typed it wrong.

 

[Brandon Rhea]

Great, now everyones going to talk about contraptions just because I typed it wrong.

This thread was destined to be off topic.

 

[Empress]

You can have fun with contraptions instead of being all...ow.

yup, Now I know I officially fail at motherhood.

 

[Enishi]

yup, Now I know I officially fail at motherhood.

That happened when you moved to Washington >.>

 

[Empress]

lol, considering I was living in New Mexico at the time, its a major step up * lol

 

[Wing]

Yes she is. Her contraptions are 2-3 min. The name of the baby girl is Delaney Coralinn Lorelai Delacruz.

why did you make a thread about your cousin giving birth to baby?

yup, Now I know I officially fail at motherhood.

I wish I could be a mother. :(

 

[Endling vas Precious]

I wish I could be a mother. :(

Wanna switch genitals for a day?

 

[Brandon Rhea]

I wish I could be a mother. :(

No you don't.

 

[Matt]

Dag nabbit, pregnancy contraptions aren't what they used to be.