Omegle Convos Thread

[Viggy]

Good work my young padawan.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

Stranger: TOM
You: Ah
You: I am tom?
Stranger: you are
You: Ah
You: well then
You: this answers a question
You: as to who I am
You: why?
You: BEcause
You: I am 'you' and you are you
You: therfore
You: I am who you say I am
You: we
You: are who you say I am
You: and yet
You: we are strangers
Stranger: are you done yet dumbledore?
You: we know nothing of ourself
You: except
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You: Good day
You: or rather
You: evening
Stranger: good day
You: And how am I today?
Stranger: how?
You: how
You: yes
You: as you
You: see
You: I am you ad you are you
You: therefore
You: we are us
You: one entity
You: talking to itself across the itnernet
You: we are a being that knows nothing of itself
You: we must create ourselves
You: here
You: and now
You: ...
You: What is our name?
Stranger: call me ef
Stranger: iam female and you?
You: WE
You: are female
You: it is not I
You: it is we
You: WE are now the female
You: known as Ef
You: what is our age??
You: how long have we been here?
Stranger: 1 hours, how?
You: We are 1 hour old
You: or rather
You: young
You: But I would say
You: we are ancient
You: we are time
You: eternety
You: we are humanity
You: incarnate
You: everyone
You: whom has ever
You: met anyone
You: is us
You: we are us
You: and we
You: span eternity
Stranger: what kind you will talk?
Stranger: what do you want baby?
You: I want peace
You: I want to stop killing myself
Stranger: yes of course, everybody does
You: You see
Stranger: where are you from
You: in every conversation
You: We find this philosophy goes that much further
You: we are from
You: texas
You: the uk
You: japan
You: yitaly
Stranger: m/f
You: we are all genders
You: but we are the female
You: known as Ef
You: we are an hour young
You: and yet
You: we are eternity
Stranger: we will die someday, right?
You: No
You: We will live on
You: we will not be ourselves
You: but we will live
You: time
You: may end
You: but we span tim
You: e
You: we ARE time
You: I am the female known as Ef
You: and I am time
You: we
You: are time
You: I leave myself with this
You: pass on our words
You: to another
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You: Good day
Stranger: smokin a blunt in da hood
You: how am I today?
You: ah
You: we are are we?
You: We must be well
You: then
Stranger: dawg your mad talk is confusing me in da hood
You: no
You: we are confusing ourselves
You: you see
You: I am you
Stranger: had tha gang warz with my thugs today
You: and you
You: are you
You: therefore
You: we are us
You: and we are everyone
You: What is our name?
Stranger: Stranger
You: our name is stranger
You: and how old are we?
Stranger: You are me
You: yes
Stranger: you should know how old we are
You: no
Stranger: Or am I confusing myself
You: we are a stranger to ourselves
You: and yet
You: we are one int he same
You: we must name ourselves
Stranger: I am God
You: No
Stranger: You are Jesus
You: We are the female known as Ef
You: We are an hour old
You: and yet
You: we span eternity
You: we kill ourselves in an attempt to eb above us
Stranger: thiz shiet is like da big bang rightz?
You: No
You: We are not science
You: we are humanity
Stranger: Scinence is us
You: We are japan
You: China
You: The UInited kingdom
Stranger: Science created humanity
Stranger: Unless your christian
You: We are america
You: we are the world
You: We are god
You: yand allah
You: we are thor
Stranger: Buddah
You: yes
Stranger: Jehovas wittness?
You: now we are understanding it
Stranger: Jehovas witness can gtfo imo
You: We are jahovas witness
You: we can not hate ourselves this way
Stranger: your mom is jehovas dawg
You: We are our mother
You: and father
You: and sister
Stranger: I'm my own cr3w in da hood smoking blunts dawg
You: and brother
You: We are our crew
You: we are the hood
You: we are
You: the blunt
You: smoking ourselves
Stranger: You ain't da hood, a real thug gotta prove worthy to join da crew dawg
Stranger: dont be hatin
You: We are worthy
You: and unworthy
You: We are the hood
You: we are the man
You: the popo
You: you
You: me
You: us
You: we are everyone
Stranger: They call me Snake
You: but we do not understand do we?
You: We are snake
You: we are Ef
You: We are Ruukil
Stranger: I'm leader of the dog pund dawg
You: we are us
Stranger: poubnd
Stranger: pund
You: We are Dog pund dawg
Stranger: pound
You: we are dog pound dawg
You: And yet
You: we are unable to understand what we are
You: the absolute
Stranger: Been smokin a tree in da ghetto. High as a motherafbahs
You: inablility
You: to comprehend this
You: is what kills us
You: we don't understand
You: that as we smoke a blunt in the ghetto
You: we are in the suburbs
You: on a computer
You: talking to ourselves
You: we are india
You: in our homes
Stranger: it make sence dawg, we aint da hood. da hood is us, we aint smokin da tree
You: sitting
You: waiting
Stranger: da tree is smokin us
You: no
You: we are smoking ourselves
You: we are smoking the tree
You: but we are the tree
You: we smoke
You: ourselves
Stranger: we are everything
You: No
You: We are all that we ar
You: e
Stranger: DAT WAT U SAIN DAWG
Stranger: U confus me wit da shit tawg
Stranger: I gost gettin a headache
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[Random Hero]

This is really fun.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: I had the strangest day today.
Stranger: kew
Stranger: kewl
You: So I was delivering pizzas to this assholes house and he threw my keys in the sewer.
Stranger: jerks
You: Me and my brother had to go in and get them.
Stranger: ew
Stranger: next?
You: While we were down there this large creatures started chasing us. They were black and had really long heads and they drooled alot.
You: Then this other thing with dreadlocks came out of nowhere and killed them.
Stranger: not real duh
You: We get out of the sewer and these things are everywhere.
Stranger: no
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[Jaqen H'ghar]

Stranger: hi
You: h'lo thar
Stranger: how are you?
You: good
You: yourself?
Stranger: not bad thanks
You: when does the moose show up?
Stranger: now!
Stranger: :O
You: HOLY DA.....wait a minute
You: theres no moose.
Stranger: oh, i thought you said bees
You: I'm allergic to bees
You: ;-;
Stranger: well I am bees
Stranger: several of them
You: **** you. I'm skynet.
Stranger: we are working as a team
Stranger: to type on the internet
Stranger: and also make honey sometimes
Stranger: are you also allergic to honey?
You: no.
You: I'm skynet.
Stranger: can skynet eat honey?
Stranger: I'm not sure
You: I'm a self aware software AI on the internet.
You: What do you think?
Stranger: what if someone poured honey into a DVD drive
Stranger: or something
Stranger: I dunno
Stranger: I'm no scientist, I am a team of bees
You: I have a confession.
You: I don't think you're a team of bees.
Stranger: well I have a confession also
Stranger: one that will shock you to your very core
Stranger: so brace yourself
Stranger: are you braced?
You: like a child in a pedovan.
Stranger: that is too braced
Stranger: loosen up slightly
You: o...okay.
Stranger: are you the correct amount of braced now?
Stranger: because you damn well better be D:<
Stranger: or there will be trouble
Stranger: bee trouble
You: I'm braced enough to be okay taking it up the butt.
Stranger: get it? I said "bee"
Stranger: I am so witty
You: that's a terrible pun.
Stranger: NO IT'S NOT I AM WITTY
You: you're canadian.
You: -_-
Stranger: D:
Stranger: that was uncalled for
You: it's true
Stranger: :'(
Stranger: why must you hurt me?
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[Dalloph]

lol AVP lowkey that's great

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey from?
You: from what am I from
You: from what am I?
You: from this kingdom
You: where buildings are built of gold
You: and blue sky stretches ever onward
Stranger: wtf
You: does not a halo christen you head
You: and hear the spirits around sing?
You: glory is ours my freind
You: for we are in THE land
You: gods land
Stranger: i hate god
You: where nothing more blessed can be found
Stranger: gods not real
You: but do you not see his wonders right in front of you?
Stranger: hes a made up **** stick
You: without god where would you be?
You: he who drives us
Stranger: still here
Stranger: no he doesnt give me **** all i dont believe there is a god its my ****ing choose ****er
Stranger: so dont put ya beliefs on to me
You: It is because you don't listen to him
Stranger: shut the **** up
You: all you have to do is open up and offer your anguish to him and he will take it
Stranger: make
Stranger: **** u
Stranger: i dont want a ****ing god
You: but he loves you
You: he does not hate
Stranger: i dont ****ing want a god
You: do you not want to stand in his blessed kingdom
Stranger: so **** up
Stranger: **** u
You: a prince of men you could be
Stranger: gods a made up thing and if u are stupid enough to believe it pfft
You: K I'm ****in yanking your chain man I'm less christian than you are suck on that :D
Stranger: lol wtf
Stranger: ive never been christian
You: nor have I
Stranger: lol
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Touchy touchy I tried to behave like Edward Current how strange.

 

[Gabora]

I just had a conversation with a nice guy from china.
his name is Fang Wang but they say it like Wang Fang

 

[Dan.]

Viggy.

You're a genius.

THat is all.

ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Stranger: hello
You: 'lo
Stranger: how are you
You: tired
You: just got done car bombing a Jew Center
You: geez, those kikes deserved it
Stranger: worst joke attempt ever
You: you think I'm *****ing joking?
You: ARYAN NATION
Stranger: PICS PLZ OR IT DIDNT HAPPN
Stranger: hullo
You: hey
Stranger: lemme see jew bodies
You: fine
You: heres my email, I'll sen you the pics.
You: [email protected]
Stranger: knock knock
You: Knock the JEws down?
Stranger: no
You: Then what's the fun?

 

[Viggy]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: knock knock

Stranger: hello mother****er!

Stranger: whos there?

You: the guy

Stranger: the gut who?

You: the guy who ripped your mother's throat open with a butchers knife and raped the bloody wound so deep his cock stuck out her mouth

Stranger: pertty lame man

You: no u

Stranger: no, you are!

You: well what would you put there instead then mister not lame

Stranger: knock knock

You: whos there

Stranger: no-one

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was beaten at my own game ;_;

 

[Teck923]

Do you ever get the feeling your talking to the same people off this site. 0.o:CShock:

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: vfgewhbd;
You: a wild abra appears?
Stranger: I HATE YOU
what does that meannnnnnnnnnn?
You: it means...
You: a wild abra appears!
Stranger: what does it mean
You: it means...
You: a wild abra appears!
Stranger: ?!
Stranger: whats an abra
You: it's....
You: a wild abra!
You: appears!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: A wild abra appears!
Stranger: **** u this is like the 9th ****in time
Stranger: no damn abra
You: wild abra eyes you suspiciously?
Stranger: i shoot him in the ****in face
Stranger: now what
You: wild abra dodges!

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

^I keep running into people who do that.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

^I keep running into people who do that.

yeah, it's abra raid night on 4chan.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

yeah, it's abra raid night on 4chan.

Someone threw a Kadabra out on me

You: hi
Stranger: .....hi?
Stranger: asl?
You: We are Ef
You: we are time
You: we
You: are the universe
You: join us?
Stranger: you are ****ed up

I love these guys

You: Good ay
Stranger: ello
You: How goes it?
Stranger: very good
You: I see
You: So are you going to try to troll me or not?
Stranger: what
Stranger: do you mean?
You: You're a /b/ tard
You: you're here to troll me
You: do it!!
Stranger: i dont understand
You: ok then
Stranger: lol..
You: that means
You: I get to tell you about the Omegle paradox
You: you se
You: e
You: you
You: are you
Stranger: go for it
You: and I am you
You: we are us
You: but
You: we are a stranger to ourself
You: do you follow?
Stranger: yes
You: good
You: We are Ef
You: Ruukil
You: sheo
You: Jason
You: Mark
You: Pappa
Stranger: i know..
You: and bonno
You: no
Stranger: mhm
You: you don't
Stranger: i do
You: add your name to the list
Stranger: abra
You: Good
You: Another abra
You: you see
You: most /b/ tards see me
You: and they flee
You: but you
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: nio
Stranger: YOU dont see
You: you stuck around
Stranger: cause
Stranger: ya..
You: you brave little man
You: probably
You: a little tyke too
You: 14?
You: 15?
Stranger: 8
You: too young is only a name in china
Stranger: yep
You: your move girly man
Stranger: moves left.
You: You have lost the game
You: you cannot dodge the game
You: the only escape
You: is my
Stranger: but
You: lol
You: nice
Stranger: but
Stranger: if i lost
Stranger: im not in the game anymore
You: exactly
You: no
Stranger: so
You: you are
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: the only freedon
Stranger: you already said
Stranger: ****er
Stranger: so im not in the ****ing game
You: is me
You: the omegle paradox is freedom
You: add your name
Stranger: lol **** this
Stranger: Teleports

 

[Viggy]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS
Stranger: OH shit go master ball
You: Abra doj's
Stranger: Shit
Stranger: GO OVER 9000 Masterballs!!!!!!!!!
You: OVER 9000?
You: abra asplodes from the power level
Stranger: Oh shit I killed an abra
You: A WILD ALAKAZAM APPEARS
You: what the **** you doing being up my bitches yo?
Stranger: Oh shi-
Stranger: GO n***er ball!
You: Alakazam uses AIDS
You: It's super-effective!
Stranger: Shit go gyrados!
Stranger: Use wing attack!
You: Alakazam doj's
You: Alakazam uses HYPER BEA,
You: beam*
Stranger: **** gyrados come back. Go Magikarp!
Stranger: Magikarp, hit em with a splash!
You: Oh shit! Alakazam, return! Magikarp, I choose you!
You: Magikarp, use a splash attack!
Stranger: Magikarp counter with a splash!
You: Don't give up now Magikarp, I believe in you! Now finish him off with a splash attack!
Stranger: (Phone Rings) What hello? Team Rocket? Team Rocket can suck on my balls. Magikarp use a splash!
You: Magikarp, return! Go, MAGIKARP!
You: Hit em with a splash!
Stranger: Magikarp use hyperbeam! Wait, what the **** do you mean you can't use hyperbeam? Damnit Magikarp Just Hit Em With A Splash!
You: Hang in there Magikarp! Counter with a splash!
Stranger: Well Played
Stranger: Well Played Indeed.
You: Lmao, Indeed my good sir. *shakes hand*
Stranger: But I must take my leave.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I <3 this site so very, very much.

 

[Sovereign]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: صاشف هس عح
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Racist.

 

[Ser Gregor]

Everyone always leaves me like right away. :CCry2:

Stranger: hello

You: Hi.

Stranger: from?

You: Kanto.

Stranger: i'm korean

You: I'm Thanagarian.

Stranger: h

Stranger: oh

Stranger: that's cool

You: Yea, you get wings and hairy chests, pretty awesome.

Stranger: '

Stranger: Hello

You: Hello.

Stranger: How are you?

You: I've been better. My abra just teleported, and now I can't find it.

Stranger: That's a shame, it's not your fault you know

You: How? I should have been more loving and caring! If only I had shown it some compassion it wouldn't have left me!

Stranger: It's not your fault

You: If you say so, Bob.

You: You mind if I call you Bob?

Stranger: You may call me Igor.

You: And I shall be Dr. Frankenstein.

Stranger: GAY~!

Stranger: Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu~!

You: Sage that shit, n*****.

Stranger: Nah man, it be lookin like Pac!

You: Man?

You: Or Woman?

Stranger: Shit ******, don't be confuzen Jim Jones!?

You: But it's hawd not to, mista!

Stranger: n*****, get back to them cotton fields!

You: I am tired of this degredation! It is time that the black man rose up and took his rightful place in the halls of Tupac and Biggy!

Stranger: Son, I am very dissapoint.

You: orly?

Stranger: Son, get back them fields before you get lynched like yo brother

You: Oh lawd!

You: So, how wide is your vagina?

Stranger: Very

Stranger: So loose that I can fit the twin towers in them

You: Osama, is that you?

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: Why haven't you jihaded my successor, Obama, yet?

You: So sorry for your lots. I herd about son.

You: Because my ****ing abra keeps teleporting him away.

Stranger: It's not your fault

You: I can't help but think it is.

Stranger: Listen, it's not your fault

You: Who's is it, then?

Stranger: It's not your fault

You: If you say so, poppa.

Stranger: It'

Stranger: s

Stranger: not

Stranger: your

Stranger: fault

Stranger: daughter

You: I'm pregnant, dad.

Stranger: I know

Stranger: I impregnated you

You: You're Sean?!?

Stranger: Couldn't you tell when I was smacking that ass of yours during sex?

You: Not really. You know how I get when I'm on Meth.

Stranger: I know, now time for your 200 lashes

You: Please sir, can I have another.

Stranger: Indeed, but this compliance is making my penis more flacid

You: Then my plan is working.

Stranger: Abra uses teleport

Stranger: hello!

You: Hi!

Stranger: so what's shakin'?

You: The little kids in my oven.

Stranger: oh you're pregnant!

Stranger: how wonderful!

You: With your kid, you cheating ****!

Stranger: nah

Stranger: you haven't been with my kid

Stranger: he's only 5

Stranger: liar

You: Too young is only a name in China.

Stranger: Pedro?

Stranger: Pedro Bear?

You: Pedro Bear the Third.

Stranger: man, i love the Chips Handon copypasta

Stranger: there's been no pasta more delicious

You: ok ash, lets hurry up the hot springs are just over this hill

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: Guys are like...Diamonds: you like them big, cut, and wrapped around your finger

You: I like my women like I like my rum. Twelve years old and mixed with coke.

Stranger: If I were a women, I would be offended.

You: If you were a women, I'd wonder why you were out of the kitchen.

Stranger: I am in the kitchen.

You: Then why aren't you doing the dishes?

Stranger: cause I have a dishwasher.

You: Bitch, you are the dishwasher.

Stranger: Nahh.

Stranger: It's a Kenmoore.

You: More like Kenwhore, amirite?

Stranger: Hoyeah.

You: So, what's your take on life?

Stranger: it should end.

You: Well that's pretty dour.

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger: i'm kidding.

Stranger: Life is whatever. Life is what you make it.

You: Ahhh, now youv gon an fudged the bukit an told me 2 many words 2 no

Stranger: ha.

You: I would like two Mr. Coke, please.

Stranger: We're out of Coke, would you like heroin insted?

You: Who said... who said Coke? I would like two Mr. Coke...

Stranger: i don't know.

You: Alright, can I have two sandwitches?

Stranger: Sure you can.

You: What kind do you have?

Stranger: i don't have any. I thought you did.

You: ****!

Stranger: I have bologna.

You: Do you have any... any clubhouse sandwitches?

Stranger: Nope, but you can buy some at Walmart.

You: WalMart... that's where they'd have the cereal bawx, right?

Stranger: Yepp.

You: The one with Styx on it? It has lots of Styx and Children...

Stranger: If that's wht you want.

You: THe one with Styx and the little boy with the hand grenade.

Stranger: hmm, sounds like my penis.

You: Your penis? Is that the price? Is that... how much it was for the cereal bawx?

Stranger: suck it and i'll tell you.

You: You can't say that on air. We're on 100.7

Stranger: Never heard of it.

Stranger: Therefore, it doesn't exist.

You: But I have never heard of you.

You: Thus, you do not exist.

Stranger: Maybe I am a bot.

You: But, Omegle tells me that you are you, and I am you.

You: And we are both strangers.

You: Does that mean we do not exist?

Stranger: Yepp.

Stranger: We're a figment of someone's duranged imagination.

You: This is almost as bad as when I accidentally the whole bottle.

Stranger: ?

You: What?

Stranger: i'm not sure.

You: Not sure of what?

Stranger: Anything.

You: Can you not be sure of your uncertainty of anything?

Stranger: okay.

You: God loves you.

Stranger: I'd hope so

Stranger: Although, my homosexual tendensies are rather sinful.

You: Why?

 

[Viggy]

We're allowed to have the word 'n***er' uncensored in our posts? I've gone to so much effort for no reason...

EDIT: Damn, you got my hopes up.

Oh and I loved the reference you put in at the end of that third convo there Nex: "ok ash, lets hurry up the hot springs are just over this hill". Nearly spat out my milk when I read that.

 

[Ser Gregor]

Oh shi- I forgot that wasn't auto-censored.... Let me fix that.

 

[Rev]

lol Nex I laughed out loud several times in the last one with the ripping on women and the opening line you put haha.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

A good one?

You: g'day
Stranger: m?
You: m?
You: emmm
Stranger: f?
You: f?
You: effffff'