Ruin a Quote/Saying

[Beanie]

Pretty easy, just start a quote, then the next person will finish it in a funny/weird way.

Example: When life hands you lemons...

next poster: Throw them at the &#(%$ who gave them to you!


then start another one for the next person to ruin. Got it? I'll start


"What we've got here.. is failure to..........

 

[Galykia]

get an erection.


When in Rome....

 

[Gambler]

....take out your handgun and scream "bomb" at the top of your lungs while firing at random people.

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"With great power comes..."

 

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

big tits.


"I find your lack of..."

 

[Galykia]

cupcakes disrespectful.

Say hello to my little....

 

[Gambler]

mexican Chihuahua

"Equality is...."

 

[Galykia]

sucks horse balls.


"I have a dream that one day......"

 

[JM76]

all motor boats will be eco-friendly.

"Give me liberty or give me..."

 

[Beanie]

a blow job!


"you underestimate the power of the......

 

[Rev]

extra testicle.

"With every action..."

 

[Flame]

comes sore bones."

"Insanity is defined as......."

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

"Not getting laid for more than six months"

"We will face hard times in the near future..."

 

[Beanie]

...when fat people eat us."


"Luke, I am your.......

 

[Regret]

boner."

"The first rule of Fight Club is..

 

[Storm]

"don't pussy out."

"Look before you..."

 

[Regret]

****."

"Give them nothing but..

 

[Sir Dakar]

loli's

I do what I do....

 

[Storm]

"for the lulz"

"One small step for a man..."

 

[Galykia]

and thats it, lets go home.


All you need is...

 

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

condoms, lube, and a dildo."



"Bring more..."