Ruin A wish

[Ark]

Wish granted, you fly into electricity lines on accident and die.

I wish I could planeswalk

 

[Green Ranger]

I wish I could planeswalk

I'm assuming you mean like visit alternate dimensions. In which case:

EDIT: I wish I didn't lose the Game, which I just lost. And if you know what it is, you lost too. :CHappy:

 

[Ark]

I wish I didn't lose the Game.(Damn you Grim!!,luffs)

your wish is granted only for it to be mentioned again only for you to lose because I have posted over a half an hour after you so your immunity is gone :p

 

[Jordan A]

Granted you then forget what you were talking about.

I wish I was GOD! :CHappy:

 

[Ares]

Granted, but your prophets decide that the cucumber-fetishisms implicit in your holy book are too disturbing, and they kill you with the aid of Mulluns.

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I wish I had a blackberry bush in my backyard.

 

[Enishi]

Granted. You get abush filled with black people.

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I wish for a pencil.

 

[Izz]

you receive said pencil, but it is out of lead


I wish I lived in California

 

[DhehKappa]

Granted. You live in the sewers though... where it's dumped the toilet's water after people flush the... erm... you get the pitcure.

I wish for more smilies for people to use.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

Granted, however you don't get to use them, ever.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[Viggy]

Granted, but a blind old man smells you and mistakes you for something more desirable than fish. You are then used for his sick pleasure.

I wish for skittles.

 

[Ares]

Granted, but they are actually Killer Attack Skittles, courtesy of me, sent to kill you. To make a long, bloody story short, they succeed.

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I wish I could visit Dublin.

 

[Viggy]

Granted. You die of alcohol poisoning the second you step onto Irish soil.

I wish for a two-headed goat who wears a jetpack and smokes cigars.

 

[D.K.House]

You die from second hand smoking and jetpack burns.

I wish for cheese. Why? Dunno.

 

[Enishi]

Granted. It's french cheese.

I wish for a young woman from Thailand.

 

[Viggy]

Granted. She is hideous and has no skill in anything. Not anything.


I wish for a nuclear arsenal.

 

[D.K.House]

Granted. Russia nukes your home with you in it.

I wish for super power

 

[hyeasterisk]

Granted. Your super-power is growing incredibly fat and slow.

I wish there were two toilets in my house.

 

[Izz]

Granted. They both clog on the same day.



I wish I lived in LA.

 

[Gambler]

Granted. You are mugged by gangbangers on the first day. They steal everything on you and burn your house. Now you are forced to live in a beaten down trailer park in Tuscan AZ.

I wish I had a pet lion.

 

[Ares]

Granted, but it's a horny lion who likes you a lot. You are raped and eaten alive.

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I wish I had a bigger trash can.