Ruler of the Hill

[Phil]

Mulluns returns with Wayne Brady. Viggy is no more. Mulluns claims the hill again.

 

[Ka've]

I take the smelliest shit in the world on the hill, driving everyone off. I take it as my own.

 

[Galykia]

I put on a gas mask and use a hose to spray the stuff off. I also use febreeze to make it smell better.

 

[Kath]

The bottle is actually a bottle of Windex and (taking this from Dane Cook) you accidentley spray it when the nozzle is in between and I return as Windextor the Windex ghost! Then I trap you in the bottle and cliam the hill.

 

[Viggy]

I tunnel up underneath the hill and plant extremely powerful explosives. After blowing the shit out of WK, I claim the remaining crater that was once the hill.

 

[Ka've]

I set up a reality TV show revolving around the hill and the contestants trying to capture it. I make billions from the violence and buy the hill. i set up land mines around the perimeter that launch dog shit, ninjas in the perimeter and SAM's.

 

[Sabre]

I rise up against the capitalist oppressors (Vanii), seizing the hill for my communist commune. 3 months later the commune's values have been compromised and I am sleeping in a soft bed with pigs.

 

[Viggy]

Disguised as a pig, I infiltrate Sabre's hilltop communist regime and assassinate him. I then seize control of the hill.

 

[Ka've]

I turn the pigs against you with promises of more food and they eat you. Afterwards a slaughter the pigs and proclaim the hill as mine whilst eating bacon.

 

[Sovereign]

No way hosay

 

[Viggy]

No way hosay

Isn't it spelled 'Jose'?

 

[Sovereign]

Isn't it spelled 'Jose'?

It is.

It's a french thing, you wouldn't understand.

 

[Viggy]

It is.

It's a french thing, you wouldn't understand.

Lol, fair 'nuff. Although I will note, I am French (even if I can't speak it for shit).

 

[Sovereign]

I am French (even if I can't speak it for shit).

How so?

[obligatory]the hill is mine etc etc[/obligator]

 

[Viggy]

How so?

[obligatory]the hill is mine etc etc[/obligator]

French descent on my dad's side. Even my name is an anglicized French name: Langill (originally Langille, for some reason my family dropped the 'e' way back when. Probably trying to fit in in English-speaking Canada).

 

[Captain Awesome]

Ahem. I turn the world inside out so that the crater is now a hill, and then I eat the hill. Where's your hill now, little BS's?

 

[Lavi]

My Asian powers grants me the hill out of nowhere.

 

[Dalloph]

I politely shove lavi off to the side then claim the hill with no ill effect.

 

[Lavi]

I force you off the hill with the threatening of a hammer, taking it back.

 

[Phil]

Mulluns eats Lavi and claims the hill once again.