Ruler of the Hill

[Lavi]

Ewww...

Lavi take his hammer and makes it grow in size, preventing Mulluns from eating him. He then wacks the cannibal off the hill, reclaiming the throne.

 

[Green Ranger]

My famous tamed boxing kangaroo kicks Lavi off the hill and I claim it as my own.

 

[Captain Awesome]

I...uh...excrete the aforementioned, devoured hill on yall and ya suffocate. I call the resulting place A Big Pile of Shit (for lack of a better name) and claim it as LORD OF A BIG PILE OF SHIT!

 

[Viggy]

I flush Da Loof's shit down the toilet and conquer the hill using my army of mutant penguins.

 

[Captain Awesome]

Your penguins fell in love with my collective pile of shit and dove down the toilet themselves.

Oh, and I creatively make you dead and take your ****ing hill.

 

[Kath]

I use my army of dorks and nerds to kill you with some weird nerd technology. Then they build some giant nerd sci-fi fortress around the hill and claim it ia my own.

 

[Viggy]

I bring females to the hill. Your nerd army flees, and the hill is mine once more!

 

[Jabberwocky]

I set a cat at the base of the hill, you go to furry it up, and I claim the hill.

 

[Captain Awesome]

I set a cat at the base of the hill, you go to furry it up, and I claim the hill.

*Cat whistles*

Oh! I just made a pun! And I didn't even mean to.

 

[Sovereign]

sup

 

[Captain Awesome]

sup

Oh, not much, I'm just LEAVING A TRAIL OF CATNIP THAT LEADS STRAIGHT TO HELL! And promptly taking the hill.

 

[Kit]

While you go to leave cat drug everywhere, I walk in and take your hill.

 

[Captain Awesome]

*Grumbles*

Well! I summon an army of disgruntled smileys (:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:) and storm your hill.

 

[Ka've]

I smoke everyone out and they give me the hill as thanks

 

[Phil]

Mulluns comes in after not bathing in weeks and watches everyone run/pass out from the smell. The hill is his again.

 

[Dalloph]

Robots don't have olfactory senses I Helper strike you down signaling the great war between human and machines. All around the world factories change the design of their creations to that which would fit our cause. Terminators by the millions swarm through the earth ripping, crushing, and blasting our way through the throngs of squishy pink bodies. Nukes begin to fall as the humans pitifully attempt to staunch the tide of machines but to no avail the fallout doesn't harm machines and in the end they only further their destruction. Abnormalities in their youth leave them weak and defenseless before our machines of war and the last roots of human survivors are dragged from the crevices of the cracked earth to be exterminated once and for all. I HELPER watch upon my throne positioned on the spot where I signaled the start of the great war watch the last human fall beheaded signaling an era of peace unlike any known before.

 

[Captain Awesome]

Robots don't have olfactory senses I Helper strike you down signaling the great war between human and machines. All around the world factories change the design of their creations to that which would fit our cause. Terminators by the millions swarm through the earth ripping, crushing, and blasting our way through the throngs of squishy pink bodies. Nukes begin to fall as the humans pitifully attempt to staunch the tide of machines but to no avail the fallout doesn't harm machines and in the end they only further their destruction. Abnormalities in their youth leave them weak and defenseless before our machines of war and the last roots of human survivors are dragged from the crevices of the cracked earth to be exterminated once and for all. I HELPER watch upon my throne positioned on the spot where I signaled the start of the great war watch the last human fall beheaded signaling an era of peace unlike any known before.

...You have fun with that, Mr. Sunshine!

 

[Dan.]

I rebuild the universe with a sock and a Twinkie. After detonating an EMP in Arimloth's face, I take the hill.

 

[Captain Awesome]

I eat your twinkie.

 

[Niner]

I land in my Basilisk War Droid and blow Da_Loof to pieces. Then set up a perimeter of heavily armored and armed Mandalorians and claim the hill as Mandalore and myself as Mandalore of the Hill.