Ruler of the Hill

[Izz]

I turn mulluns to stone by forcing him to look in a mirror. I then build a peaceful settlement atop the hill and call raging wookies to defend it. I also lock the gates with a 10x10 rubik's cube.

mah hill.

 

[Jordan A]

I then come out of no where and shoot you.

 

[Ares]

The Council of Hierarchs has decided that Jordan A. is to be hung by his entrails and paraded around the hill. My best assassin does such, and my seven other assassins come to the hill and proclaim me Overking and Head of the Council of Hierarchs- while I rule from an undiclosed location, of course. =3

 

[Viggy]

I get some nukes and blow up the whole ****ing world, so wherever Ares is, he's dead. I then build a hill out of all the radioactive waste and declare myself King.

 

[Ares]

Viggy then discovers that I was never resurrected- I am a demon. I then appear in semi-solid form, and eat Viggy alive, and top it off with a cup of coffee. My Demon form is now Demon Lord of the Radioactive Waste Hill.


MUAHAHAHA!! This is my demon form:

 

[Izz]

I paradrop onto the hill and in a split second of awesomeness I tear you into hundreds of little pieces. I then declare myself ruler of the hill.

 

[Jiang Winters]

I beat Sion over the head with a flash-frozen Ackbar. He dies. I become King of the Hill.

 

[Viggy]

I throw feces at Hakim until he goes away. I then wash my hands and declare myself King of the Hill.

 

[Jiang Winters]

I call a Fatkins strike on Viggy, and watch as a Helibomber pops up out of nowhere and proceeds to drop a 600-Pound Videogame Nerd atop Viggy's head.

Nerd Strike pounds Viggy into ground. Nerd explodes atop Viggy. Viggy dies, and guess what? Yep. I'm King. Again. Yay. *Waves little flag*

 

[Ares]

I am ripped apart by Sion, but, being a demon, I am unkillable. I vanish, and reappear, grabbing Hakim.

I drag him into the frozen dimension I rule, and eat him eternally.

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

I come back and eat Sion, too, just for some petty revenge... But, these trips burned me out, so I can't come back to Earth for another 5,000 years. Anarchy exists on the Hill.

 

[Jiang Winters]

The Arbiter comes out of nowhere and, using his Arby awesomeness, slices and dices Ares into a thousand tiny pieces and then tosses him to the Flood.

The Arbiter's body is then possessed by my spirit, making me a hulking alien badass with awesome armor and energy swords. I murder everyone on the hill, then declare myself Supreme Overlord of the Galaxy.

 

[Ares]

The Arbiter comes out of nowhere and, using his Arby awesomeness, slices and dices Ares into a thousand tiny pieces and then tosses him to the Flood.

The Arbiter's body is then possessed by my spirit, making me a hulking alien badass with awesome armor and energy swords. I murder everyone on the hill, then declare myself Supreme Overlord of the Galaxy.

I'm in another dimension, smart one...


I boot the Arbiter back to Earth, although my leg is extremely sore from the Energy Sword slash. I am crabby, and I boot Hakim back to Earth too, and seal my dimension whilst muttering, "Stupid kids..."

 

[Jiang Winters]

I'm in another dimension, smart one...

:CAbove::CIsee::CStern::CDumb:

You win this one.

But can I keep the hill?

 

[Ares]

:CAbove::CIsee::CStern::CDumb:

You win this one.

But can I keep the hill?

Yep. You keep it. It's too much trouble for it to be worth much to a demon who has control over a whole dimension, anyhoo...

 

[Fynar]

A team of pirates comes out of basically no where on a small fishing boat that can fly and we take the hill by force with me becoming king of the hill.

 

[Ares]

I re-open the wormhole to my dimension just long enough to blast out a nasty demon fart. To make matters worse for Fynar, it's wet.

Once again, sweet anarchy is re-installed on the hill...

 

[Jiang Winters]

I, wearing Space Marine Power Armor, am imperivious to said wet demon fart, and thusly march up the hill with my fellow Blood Ravens without impediment, and proceed to plant the Flag of our Chapter into the crest of the hill, and declare the Hill as belonging to the Immortal Emperor.

 

[Ares]

I smile at the carnage, and donate a platinum with gold-trim, heavily-jeweled crown and sable cloak to the Immortal Emperor. I then close the Wormhole and take a 600-year long nap.

 

[Viggy]

I sneak into Hakim's base and kill his doods.

 

[Jiang Winters]

I then notice Viggy's sneakiness, shrug, and have a Dreadnaught dropped in behind Viggy.

The Dreadnaught pops out of it's drop pod, stomps up behind Viggy, grabs him, then rips him in two and roasts the halves of Viggy with it's flamers.

The Vigster goes to heaven and gets lots of hot furries to spend some quality time with.