SWRP Quotes 2.0

[Prudence]

[11:41:29 PM] Sreeyapatra: basic
[11:41:49 PM] Prudence: basic as a fucking detergent
[11:42:34 PM] Sreeyapatra: is that prudi doing chemistry
[11:43:02 PM] Sreeyapatra: this is how prudi gets his gen eds
[11:43:05 PM] Sreeyapatra: by learning insults

 

[Herrith]

[11:41:29 PM] Sreeyapatra: basic
[11:41:49 PM] Prudence: basic as a ******* detergent
[11:42:34 PM] Sreeyapatra: is that prudi doing chemistry
[11:43:02 PM] Sreeyapatra: this is how prudi gets his gen eds
[11:43:05 PM] Sreeyapatra: by learning insults

Is this true?

 

[Prudence]

Is this true?

it might be >_>

 

[Herrith]

it might be >_>

*prudence uncomfortably glances to the side*

 

[Malon]

Meanwhile, in Staff Chat:

[7/7/17, 8:20:12 PM] Clayton: I like Abe, whoever added him as admin was smart
[7/7/17, 8:48:26 PM] GABA: You're welcome
[7/7/17, 8:51:29 PM] Malon: She spoke too soon =w=
[7/7/17, 8:51:40 PM] GABA: What in the f***ing f***s is on SWRP
[7/7/17, 8:52:19 PM] Malon: Hm?
[7/7/17, 8:52:50 PM] Aberforth: ^
[7/7/17, 8:53:06 PM] GABA: THERE ARE F***ING CENTAURS ON SWRP YOU F***ING PIECES OF S**T
[7/7/17, 8:53:20 PM] Clayton: Where?
[7/7/17, 8:53:22 PM] Aberforth: It must be your internet
[7/7/17, 8:53:32 PM] GABA: Screen Shot 2017-07-07 at 8.52.23 PM.png
[7/7/17, 8:53:37 PM] GABA: THE F**K
[7/7/17, 8:53:39 PM] GABA: OMFG
[7/7/17, 8:53:39 PM] Malon: LMFAO
[7/7/17, 8:53:43 PM] Phoenix: LOLOLOLOL
[7/7/17, 8:53:44 PM] Clayton: LOOOOOOL
[7/7/17, 8:53:51 PM] Malon: I am dry heaving over here. Laughing that hard LOL XD
[7/7/17, 8:53:52 PM] Aberforth: ;-;
[7/7/17, 8:53:58 PM] Clayton: I don't have that theme
[7/7/17, 8:54:25 PM] GABA: YOU GUYS ARE THE F***ING WORST

Some comments may have been censored per the rules xD

 

[Apollyon]

On 7/21/2017, at 2:37 PM, james shiver wrote:
> Put him in storage
On 7/21/2017, at 2:37 PM, james shiver wrote:
> He is a level 100 Magikarp anyways

On 7/21/2017, at 2:37 PM, Logan wrote:
> That means I know tackle
On 7/21/2017, at 2:37 PM, Logan wrote:
> I'll fuck you up mate

On 7/21/2017, at 2:37 PM, james shiver wrote:
> i KnOw TaCkLe

On 7/21/2017, at 2:38 PM, Arclight wrote:
> That made me laugh more than it should have

 

[JT-R3]

[5:04:09 PM] Toasty: Prude in fights be like
[5:04:09 PM] Toasty:

On ps4?

 

[Philosoraptor]

[10:38:58 PM] Philosoraptor: According to Slipknot - "Des Moines is the place where puritanical republican ideals live on, churches outnumber people, and graveyards are the only place where anything fun happens."
[10:39:14 PM | Edited 10:39:19 PM] james shiver: You listen to slipknot
[10:39:19 PM] Philosoraptor: Yep.
[10:39:23 PM] Arclight: I listen to slipknot
[10:39:29 PM] james shiver: That explains a lot
[10:39:36 PM] james shiver: About you arc
[10:39:48 PM] james shiver: How many times have you pushed your fingers into your eyes?
[10:40:16 PM] GABA: 6
. . . . . . .
[10:40:35 PM] Arclight: 5
[10:40:39 PM] james shiver: SHE KNOWS THE EXACT NUMBER
. . . . . . . .
[10:40:45 PM] james shiver: WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
. . . . . . . .
[10:41:29 PM] Arclight: "That explains a lot" What's that supposed to mean? O.o

 

[Dmitri]

[10:30:31 PM] Dmitri Valentine: how the hell did Gamov get that in there? So glad that I hadn't posted in the Moff council thread yet
[10:30:37 PM] Dmitri Valentine: woot woot! survived another Moff massacre
[10:31:31 PM] Dmitri Valentine: my condolences to all the dead peeps in Convocation of Moffs
[10:31:39 PM] Deviant: jesus fucking christ dmitri
[10:31:42 PM] Deviant: you almost gave me a heart attack
[10:32:09 PM] Dread Master: lol
[10:32:56 PM] Dread Master: Suddenly regretting joining this chat ;p
[10:33:13 PM] Deviant: same

 

[Dread]

[10:30:31 PM] Dmitri Valentine: how the hell did Gamov get that in there? So glad that I hadn't posted in the Moff council thread yet
[10:30:37 PM] Dmitri Valentine: woot woot! survived another Moff massacre
[10:31:31 PM] Dmitri Valentine: my condolences to all the dead peeps in Convocation of Moffs
[10:31:39 PM] Deviant: jesus ******* christ dmitri
[10:31:42 PM] Deviant: you almost gave me a heart attack
[10:32:09 PM] Dread Master: lol
[10:32:56 PM] Dread Master: Suddenly regretting joining this chat ;p
[10:33:13 PM] Deviant: same

-_____- Oh yes so funny... My poor heart.

 

[Malon]

Via Facebook Messanger:
Me:

IT'S A CHILD
You can take it!
I've got Shae. You get the child. We set a trap for Corvo. What could go wrong?​

Deviant:

um no that child will utterly destroy me
and shae will rekt u
her kid will kick alexei in the shin, and literally break his entire lower body in that instant​

Me:

LOL What is she, Mr. Incredible?​

Deviant:

no, she's sreeya
so, even worse

@Deviant @Sreeya @Phoenix​

 

[Deviant]

@Malon, I swear to god.

 

[Stratus]

Stratus: Do you think naps are still
Stratus: Oh FFS
FTL: still...?
Philosoraptor: Still wat?
Logan: Still
Philosoraptor: Still
I am Jack's Broken Heart: Unless you are a nervous sleeper
Philosoraptor: Or have night terrors
[...]
Stratus: Do you think naps are still viable at 12:30am
I am Jack's Broken Heart: Oh yeah, absolutely
[Variations on "Yeah" from a few people]
I am Jack's Broken Heart: In fact, one could argue that's the most viable time for a nap

 

[Malon]

Via Facebook:
Me: I dislike that term almost as much as I dislike "Bogan"
Deviant: honestly i dont even know what the heck bogan is doing in there, or what bogan is
Deviant: i thought that was some australian slur

 

[Dread]

Jericho - at 5:06 PM
yo, in this setting are terms like 'sir' and 'lord' used for both genders, or would i want to use feminine titles
Dread - at 5:24 PM
Theyd work for both genders
Jericho - at 5:24 PM
alright just making sure
dont wanna die for calling your character a man
Dread - at 5:24 PM
LOL

@Jericho legit made me laugh out loud

 

[The Good Doctor]

Richie B.-Today at 12:55 PM
dude if a man wont wear a dress dont date them

they arent real man


Dread-Today at 12:55 PM
lol wtf

@Richie B.
@Dread

 

[Logan]

@Sreeya

 

[Sreeya]

@Sreeya

I hate you so much. I'll blow up several more of your chars next TL. -.-

 

[Logan]

I hate you so much. I'll blow up several more of your chars next TL. -.-

Worth it.

 

[Malon]

@Sreeya @Rom @Wit