SWRP Quotes

[Dmitri]

Thought I'd post this, seeing so many quotes from SWRP or MSN in people's signatures. People are free to post quotes from either source. I'll place my contribution:

Weiss says (9:13 PM)
the Sith ICly will exploit this for propaganda
Prospero of RP says (9:13 PM)
Of course they will.
Jedi Master eats pancakes.
Sith: Hm. What do Jedi have against waffles? What are they hiding?

 

[Crim]

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Weiss says (10:25 PM)
Thought I'd post this, seeing so many quotes from SWRP or MSN in people's signatures. People are free to post quotes from either source.

 

[Shiuzu]

Spoiler: Wall of Text

Graham: Oh sweet Buddha they're making another pirates of the caribbean : /

Prosper of RP says
Pirates V: Search for the Dead Man's... Locker of the Fountain of... **** It and **** You, this will still make shitloads of money

Graham . says
Pirates V: The Search for More Money

Prospero of RP says
Pirates V: Because Our Hookers and Coke Mountain Won't Pay For Itself

Graham . says
Pirates VI: He's getting kind of old at this point yeah?

Prospero of RP says
Pirates VII: Old Man's Shattered Pelvis

Graham . says
Pirates VIII: Jack's Skeleton

Prospero of RP says
Pirates IX: How Is Keith Richards Still Alive?

Graham . says
Pirates X: Keith Richards Outlives Everyone

Prospero of RP says
Pirates 1: The Piratening (A Reboot.)
Zach Efron plays Jack Sparrow.
Also, it's a musical.

Graham . says
Pirates 2: The Pirate Harder
Justin Bieber is now and old man and plays Jacks Father

Prospero of RP says
Pirates 3: Electric Boogaloo.
Pirates 3.5: Flashdance

Graham . says
Pirates 4: Pirate With a Vengeance

Prospero of RP says
Pirates 5: The Pirates Is Not Enough

Graham . says
Pirates 6: You Can't Handle The Pirate!

Prospero of RP says
Pirates 7: You Had Me At Yaargh

Graham . says
Pirates A: Leathal Pirate V

Prospero of RP says
New Reboot.
Pirates are now bishounen Wall Street modern pirates.
Who are also wizards.
Jack Sparrow is now a woman.
Who wears power-suits and has sexy-times with everyone.
Released by Miramax Disney.
Rated R.
Pirate Instinct.

Graham . says
Directed by Tim Burton's Head

 

[Phil]

Spoiler: WARNING: Following is... weird.

Mulluns says:
Melatonin.
Benadryl.
Endling says:
OH MY GOD IS IT SERIOUSLY ALMOST FIVE AM WHAT THE ****
Oh man
Mulluns says:
NOT BOTH.
Just one.
Endling says:
I KNOW
I DID THAT ONCE
FUUUUUUUCK
I WAS TRIPPING BALLS
Never ever ever take an antihistimine and a pain killer at the same time because i was legit talking to aliens and telling them to get the **** off my lawn
Mulluns says:
Mickey Mouse shooting Maleficent with a M60 Heavy Machine gun inside Taco Bell which was on a football field. Enough said.
Endling says:
I just lost all of my shit WHAT
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Mulluns says:
So far, no Quarian fantasy dreams though. :(
Endling says:
Wait are you taking melatonin for that?
Mulluns says:
Sex dreams I've had, but it was always some random blonde who's face was not recognizable.
And not anymore.
Endling says:
You've got it all wrong mulluns my boy!
You take vitamin b12!
Mulluns says:
I stopped taking them when the dreams got too trippy.
And Vitamin b12?
Endling says:
Melatonin does nothing chemically to alter dreams, it just makes you sleepy.
vitamin b12, however, makes your dreams more vivid.
Take it an hour before bed.
And BOOM
Mulluns says:
Trust me. Melatonin does something other then sleepyness. It's effed with my dreams before, where the Mickey Mouse dream spawned I believe.
And I'll look into those.
Endling says:
Quarians sucking your dick out the ass.
Mulluns says:
Wat?
Endling says:
...wow that came out wrong
Mulluns says:
Through an induction port?
Endling says:
alkjfaskljfasklfj;ALFKJL;ASFJLASHFLQ;BGQBG
CAN'T BREATHE
TEARS
OH MY /GOD/

 

[Endling vas Precious]

Sweet baby Jesus I forgot about that, Mulluns! I have some funny chat logs but unfortunately I can't post them unless I can get my Internet back which won't be for a while now :( however I can type super fast on the iPad which is awesome!

So uh for now I have a funny Swrp quote in my sig? That's all I can really offer at the moment~

Pros and Shiuzu I am laughing my ass off at the Pirates thing oh lawdy.

 

[Phil]

Sweet baby Jesus I forgot about that, Mulluns! I have some funny chat logs but unfortunately I can't post them unless I can get my Internet back which won't be for a while now :( however I can type super fast on the iPad which is awesome!

Oh there was far more of it, but that shits staying between us, away from the site. :p

EDIT: Also just read the Pirates stuff. Loling it up right now.

 

[Matty]

Spoiler: Lols

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Abruptly he shouted out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and the booming voice of the Lord said, "Because you have been faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish".

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. It is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I've been married and divorced four times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing" and how I can make a woman truly happy"

After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?

It's from this thread

 

[Skyway]

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I take it English is not your first language, so other than some grammar mistaKes.

:CCry1 well sadly English is my first language, I just suck at it. spell check my friend.

 

[Padmé]

Apollo: Mormons ruined my nap btw
Me: what did they do? Knock on your door?
Apollo: Yeah :( rang the doorbell which caused my puppy and my roommate’s German shepherd to jump off me and bark at them
Me: That’s too bad. You should have said something to them.
Apollo: I told them that I was a pastafarian and the almighty spaghetti god will come and deliver the truly faithful.
Me: You did not. No wayyyy. No. Just no lol
Apollo: Yup. I love using that one.
Me: For shock value I guess? Lol
Apollo: Not really. I just hate it when people interrupt my naps. :I

 

[BLADE]

Apollo: Dude, just say you're Jewish. Even the most obnoxious Christian proselytizer will not know how to say anything. I'm a halfsie, but one of my favorite lines is.

"You know, you're technically just part of the historical and ongoing attempt to ethnically snuff out my people. Just by softer means."

 

[Matty]

Apollo: Dude, just say you're Jewish. Even the most obnoxious Christian proselytizer will not know how to say anything. I'm a halfsie, but one of my favorite lines is.

"You know, you're technically just part of the historical and ongoing attempt to ethnically snuff out my people. Just by softer means."

I'm a halfsie too and while saying I'm a jew may cause them to pause, saying I'm a pastafarian causes them to run

 

[BLADE]

That's because you're soft-selling it. Come on. We're Jews. If there's one thing we know how to do it's haggle.

 

[Shiuzu]

Spoiler: Long text

Graham . says
Tell Sreeya that she has to talk to your pimp first
Prospero of RP says
Bitch, you is my bitch.
Bottom bitch too.
My pimp name is Java.
"Java will amp you up!"
Graham . says
Pepperjack ain't nobodys bitch, you be Peppahjacks bitch
Prospero of RP says
Bitch. Who paid for yo' root canal so you wouldn't be toothless ho gummin' up customers?
Graham . says
Bitch. I've got the pimp challice, you've got the dixie cup like a bitch
Prospero of RP says
Bitch, that's a sippy cup you covered with foil.
Ghetto-ass bitch.
Graham . says
...bitch
Prospero of RP says
Sho nuff' bitch.
Now go make Java some cash.

 

[Padmé]

Spoiler: Long text

Graham . says
Tell Sreeya that she has to talk to your pimp first
Prospero of RP says
Bitch, you is my bitch.
Bottom bitch too.
My pimp name is Java.
"Java will amp you up!"
Graham . says
Pepperjack ain't nobodys bitch, you be Peppahjacks bitch
Prospero of RP says
Bitch. Who paid for yo' root canal so you wouldn't be toothless ho gummin' up customers?
Graham . says
Bitch. I've got the pimp challice, you've got the dixie cup like a bitch
Prospero of RP says
Bitch, that's a sippy cup you covered with foil.
Ghetto-ass bitch.
Graham . says
...bitch
Prospero of RP says
Sho nuff' bitch.
Now go make Java some cash.

Oh you two...

 

[Shiuzu]

*Pros was showing me a site where you can find/adopt almost any dog breed in the world*

Prospero: I already have two 90+ pounders.
Prospero: I should get off.
Prospero: As I'm gonna wind up impulse buying another one.
Prospero: But they're just so awesome.
Graham: You're going to become a crazy dog lady
Prospero; That's why I need a big farm.
Graham: Lol, you're 60, Megs has long sinced divorced you due to batshit craziness. She rolls up in a car with your kids now in their 30s, "Will, for the sake of your children get rid of some of your dogs, you don't need 300." You're just rocking back and forth in a rocking chair feeding a puppy with a baby bottle, "These are my children now." You haven't blinked the whole time, and you've got one grey hair left on your head
Prospero: lol
Prospero:. http://www.k9stud.com/PuppiesforSale/australian-shepherd-343633.aspx
Graham: Are you ignoring it because of how right I am? xD
Prospero: Awesomely right.
Prospero: "I don't have a problem, wife."
Prospero: "Will, I remarried twenty years ago.
Prospero: You tried to raise our kids among the dogs." "Yes! Like Remus and Romulus! The seed is strong!"
Graham: "This is why I moved to Utah woman! A man can marry 200 dogs and not get weird looks."
Prospero: "I knew we'd regret electing Mitt Romney in 2020"

 

[Dmitri]

In my echelon review in the Imperium board...

I can vouch for this. The annoying "Did you get my message?" messages I get from Weiss are because he's making sure his internet didn't screw up.

Plus he's impatient. :CStern

Patience is a virtue. Good thing my name is pronounced "vice".

Damn. That was clever. Well played, sir.

 

[Deloi]

Everybody got aids and shit.

Congrats, everybody's got aids and shit.

Also GR had one of the most expected name changes.

Your mother's got aids and shit.

That falls under everybody.

I like this guy, hes got moxy!

That's not moxy, that's pizazz!

That's not pizazz! That's syphilis! :CStern

That's not syphilis! That's syphilisisisosis! :CStern

That's not syphilisisisosis! That's monoherpasyphilaidsitituscomatosis in stage C!....and not lupus! :bitchez:CStern:bitchez

That's not monoherpasyphilaidsitituscomatosis in stage C! That's aids and shit! :CStern

And we're back.

 

[Dmitri]

I omitted a couple parts and changed a little so it is more decent, lol.

GABA dice:
Heyz
Weiss dice:
begone demon!
GABA dice:
D:
B-but!
I have some Jedi Business to discuss with you
Weiss dice:
do you have candy?
lol, jk
GABA dice:
I have some oreos
Weiss dice:
i shall use my Sithy powers
GABA dice:
They're like the darkside
Weiss dice:
and prophecize what you are about to ask about
you wish to talk about [omit]
GABA dice:
Yessum
Weiss dice:
Sith powers pwn
GABA dice:
I call it a coincidence
Weiss dice:
nah
i call it cheating
GABA dice:
You sith are al cheaters
*all
Weiss dice:
as I had just spoken to AR about [omit] and he said he would poke you about it
GABA dice:
He did
Weiss dice:
in a sexual way
GABA dice:
wut
Weiss dice:
the rapist!
GABA dice:
O.o
Oh the scandel
Weiss dice:
he{s a necrophile, I tell you! A Forceophile!
GABA dice:
lol
I wonder if there's ever been such a case
hmm...
Weiss dice:
has he asked if you want to see his "lightsaber" yet?
lol
GABA dice:
I showed him mine first

 

[Dread]

My Suppository arise now, On who your true identity might be.

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[Matty]

lolwut?