This Friday, Saturday, and Sunday

[Pernicious]

I'll be in the forest with zero reception. I know all of you will miss me greatly. Please hold your tears until I am gone. I'm a sympathetic crier.

EDIT: Heeeeey I'm back like a day late.

 

[The Captain]

Too late, I'm sobbing like a baby over here man.

More waterworks than SeaWorld.