Damn, four pages in.
Is it too late to make some kind of statement equating to "I'll be getting buttmad and bitter with all the other single people; seriously, single people get so buttfurious around Valentine's Day"?
Is it too late to make some kind of statement equating to "I'll be getting buttmad and bitter with all the other single people; seriously, single people get so buttfurious around Valentine's Day"?