Who killed JFK?

[Sovereign]

Who?

 

[Kaeb]

Red dwarf.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

Bac did it.

 

[Brandon Rhea]

Oswald at the behest of the mafia. Then Ruby killed him to cover it up.

 

[Lt. Beardsly]

The Terminator.

 

[Phil]

It was ManBearPig.

 

[Sovereign]

Uh, this is a serious thread.

 

[Kaeb]

The Comedian.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

Mustard in the library with a wrench.

 

[Phil]

Uh, this is a serious thread.

It stopped being serious when I saw "Aliens" were an option.

The Comedian.

You already had a try. Go sit down.

 

[Kaeb]

Mullunus.

 

[Cailst]

Kaeb

 

[Ser Yorick]

Mustard in the library with a wrench.

That's Colonel Mustard.

 

[Flame]

Why didn't you put Jesus/religion or furries, down as a few of the answers?

 

[Random Hero]

Oswald at the behest of the mafia. Then Ruby killed him to cover it up.

I agree with this.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Am I the only person who can't see the "badge man" in those grassy knoll pictures?

 

[Sir Dakar]

Why isn't Xenu an option. He is beyond a mere Alien.

 

[Ru the Boatswain]

We the communists took him down.

 

[JM76]

Dick Cheney.

 

[Viggy]

Jews, clearly.