Woman bites off lover's...

[Storm]

Penis. Yes, MSN news showed me this.

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=16608486&ocid=today

That's got to be one of the most painful and wince-inducing things I've seen today.

 

[Fynar]

thats horrible.

 

[Sovereign]

Hopefully she didn't swallow.

 

[Storm]

Hopefully she didn't swallow.

Nah, she sucked.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

Already been done before. *shrug*

 

[Storm]

Already been done before. *shrug*

Sheo.

Have you been disguising as a woman again?

:CStern:

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

Sheo.

Have you been disguising as a woman again?

:CStern:

No I was Dressing up as a Raccoon.

 

[Storm]

The secretary followed her lover there having recovered the severed part of his penis.

*Ring Ring*
"Hello, Doctors?"
"Hi, I've got a... severed penis in my hand."
"Piss off."
"No, seriously."
"Piss off. Get it?"
"I'm serious."
*Hung up*

No I was Dressing up as a Raccoon.

Holy shit, I laughed so ****ing hard.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

Holy shit, I laughed so ****ing hard.

Only a russian would see a raccoon as 'a good time' *sigh*

 

[Storm]

Only a russian would see a raccoon as 'a good time' *sigh*

Oh, those Russians...

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

Oh, those Russians...

Those aren't russians at all :CStern:

These are russians!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9p8D_WKMww


Speaking of which I really need to check the foreign language department. I want to take russian for one of my electives.

 

[Dan.]

Youknow what would've been funny? Is if she had enough in her mouth when she bit down, she swallowed it down...

"Hey Jane, what's going on?"
"My stomach feels gross."
"Why, something you ate?"
"You could say that..."

 

[Fynar]

This also apprently happened to some guy like 10 years ago to. Then he got his penis sowed back together and started doing porn, lol.

 

[Izz]

Due to my overwhelming paranoia, I am now afraid of one of the things I love the most...

 

[Ser Yorick]

Due to my overwhelming paranoia, I am now afraid of one of the things I love the most...

Penises?

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

Penises?

I was thinking blowjobs but that could work too.

 

[Izz]

I was thinking blowjobs but that could work too.

You thought right.... :CCry2:

Penises?

:CStern:

 

[Ser Yorick]

I was thinking blowjobs but that could work too.

The opportunity presented itself, and you know me, I just couldn't resist making a joke.

:CStern:

I knew it!

 

[Phil]

Penis. Yes, MSN news showed me this.

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=16608486&ocid=today

That's got to be one of the most painful and wince-inducing things I've seen today.

Holy Bat Shit, that must be horrible.

No I was Dressing up as a Raccoon.

WTF?

This also apprently happened to some guy like 10 years ago to. Then he got his penis sowed back together and started doing porn, lol.

I lol'ed very hard.

Due to my overwhelming paranoia, I am now afraid of one of the things I love the most...

Just don't have it performed while in a moving car, or not a car at all. Actualy, this is a good lesson to everyone.

 

[Viggy]

To make matters worse, the pair had been followed to the park by a private detective hired by the man’s suspicious wife, reports ANI.

Lmfao... He lost his penis and most likely his wife on the same day. Cheating bastard probably deserved it, but you still gotta feel sorry for him.