Would You Rather?.... Returns

[Aquatic Jamboree]

Fruits hooray, Iono the first sounds more painful even if you do die instantly... Oh well if I internally die =P...

Wyr...

Lose your sense of touch or...

lose sight, and smell?

 

[Jordan A]

Touch

Kick in the balls every time you blink.

Or

Shot with a shotgun everytime you go to the bathroom.

 

[Aquatic Jamboree]

Second one, just never go to the bathroom pee in your pants or by a tree or something XD

Wyr...

Be sad for the rest of your life or...

Be angry for the rest of your life?

 

[Jackal]

Angry. Least people would fear me and I wouldn't be that emo kid everyone made fun of :P.


WYR

Die an extremely embarrassing death (that was all over the news), but it was painless and quick

or

An extremely extremely painful and slow death

 

[DhehKappa]

Embarrasing. I won't be here anyway, and the people I care for would most likely be like "Oh, poor boy, to die like that..."

WYR...

...face the Medusa unharmed?

... face a Minotaur, but wearing basic armor and a dagger?

 

[Phil]

Medusa.

Would you rather try and survive...

The sinking of the Titanic?

OR

The hindenburg disaster?

 

[hyeasterisk]

Hindenburg Distaster.
... I swim like a rock.

Would you rather eat a nice, juicy -- but rather bloody -- steak, or eat an entire container of cream cheese?

 

[Viggy]

The steak.

Would you rather work at McDonalds or Burger King?

 

[Ares]

McDonalds. I chose randomly.

WYR:

Have your corpse given to a male necrophiliac?

or

Die because you were sodomized by a sentient cactus?

 

[Wing]

Die because you were sodomized by a sentient cactus.

WYR:

Get raped by a horny and hungry bear

or

get raped by a horny and hungry polar bear?

 

[Gambler]

Since both choices are the same except for fur color [racist against bears lol] I chose the normal bear.

Would you rather...

Have the skin melted off of the left side of your face with your eye pierced by shrapnel?

or...

Be thrust into a pit of waste filled with vipers and other highly poisonous snakes

 

[Viggy]

The pit of snakes.

WYR have sex with a goat in front of all your friends and relations, or drown in a pool of shit?

 

[Gambler]

The goat. That way I can live to see another day.


WYR kill your BF/GF or have sexual relations with a lion[ess]?

 

[Ares]

Lioness.

WYR:
(1) be killed by a seven-armed, three-eyed, scaled, fanged, earless, male demon during violent rape in a secluded forest where no one will ever find your body?

OR

(2) have a threesome with the Gill-Man and a decaying mummy in front of everyone you've ever been within forty feet of?

 

[Gambler]

Definitely number one.

WYR:

Slit your face in a permanent joker smile?

OR

Cut out your own eye?

 

[Viggy]

Cut out my own eye. I'll still have my other eye, and an eyepatch will look badass.

WYR:

Have little razor blades shoved underneath every one of your fingernails and toenails?

Or be lowered feet-first into a vat of incredibly hot molten iron?

 

[Ares]

Second choice. Bundle up in a Mustafarian heat suit. It'll get toasty, but I'll live. =)

WYR:

(1) Be caught masturbating to "Jawas gone wild" by your friends, and have all prospects of a successful business life shattered when it's uploaded to YouTube?

OR

(2) Be listed as a known necrophiliac, pediphile, and zoophile?

 

[Izz]

hmmm... option 2

WYR

Kill your insane mother who was driving a semi towards a busfull of children or let her hit the bus so she can live to see another day?

 

[Ares]

First.

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WYR:

(1) be turned into this Flood creature from the Halo games?

OR

(2) be raped by a Prophet from the Halo games?

 

[Will]

prophet rape, you probably wouldn't feel anything, whilst the flood posession has been described as rather painful... and you'd be a zombie.

WYR:

Kill a man


OR

Kill a woman?